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I'm gonna speculate Theymos chose some random members for immunity, then just let the bug loose, and as my dear old late Dad used to say, "make everyone's tongue wag."
(I'm finding the refresh/reload button moves that shit around)
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“All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was."
"No," said the old man, "that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Paranoia on the infamous Wall Observer??!! Say it ain't so! |
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Apparently, Friendly Gay Negros from Outer Space are immune.
I guess that counts me out...
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DUMPED ALL MY BTC. CONVERTED ALL TO GOLD.
CLIMBING INTO MY ROCKET AND FLYING BACK HOME.
FUCK THIS PLANET.
G'BYE.
Testing the hypothesis... .....nope. |
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OH JESUS GOD
I HAVE IT!!!!
GET IT OFF GET IT OFFF EEEEEEEEEEEEE
It found you.... (^space for social distance) |
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Globbo immune... (so far) Plus a few others I guess.
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Such a shame the phukking moron wasn’t thrown out of office after impeachment. Then again if he was and that evolution denying god preaching idiot took over we’d all still be phucked. |
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Maybe we should consult Gwyneth Paltrow.
She’s working on a quack Goop remedy for this nasty bug no doubt.....
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“God gave us grace on November 8, 2016, to change the course we were on,” Lindell began, referencing the day Trump was elected president. “Taken out of our schools and lives, a nation had turned its back on God.”
Lindell then offered advice to families stuck at home because of various social-distancing guidelines: “I encourage you to use this time at home to get back in the Word, read our Bibles and spend time with our families.”
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All you yanks ready for free money from Uncle Sam? I'm wondering how much folks in the know (aka... bitcoiners) will be using to purchase the corn and add to their stash.
.... I've become really fussy about acting. And writing and stuff.
me too m8 |
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^Now that was a truly epic show imo. My 3 all time favorite series.... "Battlestar Galactica" "Breaking Bad" and "Black Mirror" ...not necessarily in that order. |
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BTW, how do you know that your TP isn't infected, right from the factory?  Well I just knelt and prayed really hard to my imaginary friend... "Pleeeeeease dear lord almighty father in heaven, make my hoarded toilet paper uninfected. Amen "Now I'm using the toilet paper and its fine. I guess those prayers must really work.... |
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And there's a valid point to Ibian's opinion: A knife is as deadly as a bullet, but it's lighter, quicker and without any need to aim or reload.
Don't even try to start a discussion over that with me. As soon as you might read this, you're already on my ignore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqcI fucking hate gardening......
I would have never guessed..... |
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 patience guys just a matter of time Those guys were my 1st pm purchase. I switched to JM Bullion though, as they accept bitcoin. (Ampex did not, when I ordered, maybe they do now? idk) All my PM's were purchased with air dropped bitcoin forks and shitcoin proceeds. In hindsight, not a bad investment, albeit probably would be better off if I had held the bitcoin, but whatever. Gotta diversify, doncha know. |
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Ibi stop this death talk will ya, the whole tragedy is more than enough, without your degenerate comments.
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They fill the awol resident-troll shoes. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.... |
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...There's also another silver lining. If you run out of food you won't even have to wipe your butt anymore. Somebody should tell that to those TP hoarders.
Well if the hoarding idiots run out of food, they can always eat their toilet paper stash. Add a little water to mush it down, salt, pepper....saute...mmmmm, yummy! |
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Well that derailment escalated rather swiftly.
Whats the thread topic again? Oh yeah.... toilet paper hoarding.
I thought I'd erroneously clicked on some random BADecker yapping godswill preaching garbage yet again.
Easily done I suppose, seeing how it seems to be splattered all over these boards....
On topic....
I just scored some tp and paper towels at local supermarket. Shelves stocked and thankfully no hoarding idiots spazzing out. Limit 3 rolls per customer.
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My connection just re-upped so I just scored an oh-zee of preeemo tp.
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.... Actually, using the hand is what God wants. After all, He GAVE you your hands for free. If you don't use them, you are dishonoring God. So...here we are having an intelligent toilet paper shortage discussion and somehow you manage to involve your imaginary sky fairy friend nonsense...who da thunk? |
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