Well speaking of holes in Jesus, did he not also have holes in the palms of his hands?
Rumor has it that a kind hearted passing by roman, upon hearing Jesus's groans of pain, impaled up there on the cross,
decided to remove the nails that made those holes in his hands......
"No worries bro...I'll get these nails out...I got a claw hammer!"
Jesus replied in a panic...''whoa, WHOA!!...feet first!!!...."

Maybe he could explain it with an equation ...

Is that on Soundcloud?.....

That's the Thunderbird 4 (submarine )dude  Alan, I do believe

Absolutely all time favorite epic show as a kid. (Fireball XL-5 was awesome too...and don't forget Stingray)
This is all from memory...no googling..... (because anyone can do that)
Scott piloted Thunderbird 1
Virgil...  Thunderbird 2
Alan and /or John... Thunderbird 3
Alan... Thunderbird 4
And John was stuck (bored to tears no doubt) on the satellite Thunderbird 5

And Parker was the coolest chauffer..    Loved his accent..."yes m'lady"

Um...no

No

No

No.

Somehow I think you knew I was gonna merit that.
So I did because well...I don't think you have enough...

I also merited my brother marcus...so there is that....

(ironically, I really do have a brother Marcus irl...we used to have farting competitions... but I digress...)

GO BITCOIN

I love winding you up bro!

Come on now dude...my song writing is at least as good as those historic equations you develop....

Also, its cool to get honest criticism.
Albeit, I'd be really concerned if someone of your mentality actually liked my material.

Ok,  I just pondered that bro. Honestly, I don't think I'll lose any sleep over it....

....Oh that reminds me!...gotta go work on the new mix down of an old band recording titled "Paranoid Delusions"......

And you just know that tweet is gonna go whoosh over every anti-vaxxer Karen out there in the vast land of the intertoobz credulous.

Off topic in the Wob??  I didn't think that was possible.
As long as you are not a cryptonian alt, I think you're good.
Mind you, mentioning the word "c****o" might irritate jay, causing him to spout lots of wordenings...

Looks like our dear old former impotus has dug his own grave....

https://youtu.be/g_XJT0JX2UQ

Thought I'd lighten up the thread a little and post about something we can all agree on....

They only time I answer my landline spamline (I use it for outgoing calls only,) is if I've had a few and want to play f**k f**k with the spammers
 (which are the only incoming calls)
I challenge myself to see how long I can keep the scamming bastards on the phone, string them along and waste their time.
 

Today I had fun with a phone scammer because I must have been bored.
(I'm on vacation, so these things happen)
It inspired another fun strummer uploaded to a SoundCloud near you....

Amazon Scammer

Ding-a-ling ling, the landline rings,
I wonder who that could be?
A friend who's a chatter or a family matter?
No, I doubt it's any of these.
I pick up the phone and in a polite tone,
Talk and string him along.
He swears he's legit, but he's really full of shit,
The reason I wrote this song.

Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Preying on folks in need.

He reads from a script, I play the gullible twit,
He thinks he roped in a fool.
I call his scam, you ain't Amazon,
You're just an effing phone scamming tool.

Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Preying on folks in need.
And usually a certain breed

"What number you calling from sir, from what, what number?
...oh...would you like ...would you like refund?
yes?  can I have your bank details please sir?
...just type in your password..."

Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Preying on folks in need.

Ding-a-ling ling, the landline rings,
I wonder who that could be?
A friend who's a chatter or a family matter?
No, I doubt it's any of these.
I pick up the phone cuz I'm feeling alone,
Talk and string him along.
He swears he's legit, but he's really full of shit,
Now I got a new song

Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Preying on folks in need.
Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Usually of a certain creed......
Usually of a certain creed......
Despicable scammers indeed.

GO BITCOIN

My celebration will include one cheeseburger on my brand new grill,
a Smirnoff  expresso nip (maybe two), a fun strum solo for no one, then mulch my girls in the garden.
Life is good....
I know, that sounds weird.  Well... I'm a weirdo...

Every country that goes by the Gregorian calendar (i.e. most of the world) has a July 4th.
They just don't celebrate it. Just another day like all the others.
I don't think this means the citizens aren't worthy of their country.

But regardless....Happy July 4th  merkans....