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whoa!
 Thanx mic El dude!
 I thought I was gonna be one for 69 forever.   

One can only dream...

James May in Japan (brilliant tv presenter imo. check him out on you tube)  brings us up to speed on bidet tech.

https://thegrandtourfans.com/james-may-on-the-wonder-of-japanese-toilets/

oh god, I can only imagine...

" hmmm... this face cloth smells like ass!....

....oh no..."

I don't think I would touch that...for reasons....

Not if you chowed on a flaming chicken vindy  vindaloo the night before...

What...you outta tp or something?

Apparently some folks actually train them to shit there...

No worries... this will come shortly... Its bitcoin man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y71iDvCYXA

The biggest everlasting hoax ever pulled on humanity.
Amazing that in this day and age, otherwise intelligent folks still believe in and worship an invisible almighty sky fairy.
And unfortunately this myth (in many various flavors, I might add) is passed down to their offspring and the cycle continues.
Thankfully my parents didn't bother with God swill nonsense and let me come to my own conclusion through observable evidence and science.
I figured it out the same time I figured out Santa Claus wasn't real. (Around the age of ten.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJwuql1xKog

What's that?

I'm posting this on collectibles.

Bids start at 1BTC....

But I didn't offer you anything.

I'm steeping in nonsense alright, but only when I read your posts (as I previously inferred)

see above

you are proving my point

How can I laugh at something that doesn't exist?

I'm still waiting for your imaginary friend to smite me....

....Oh jeeezus....I must be bored tonight.....  (burp)

Well thanx for those lines letting me know where to ignore your ridiculous "cute little story."
Though you really didn't need to go to the trouble there dude.
I see a post next to your username and I automatically know it will all be laughable nonsense.

lol

That actually was the 1st car my late Dad purchased when my family immigrated from UK to US in 1967.
Little 9 year old me was all bummed out because the brand spanking new ‘67 Chevy had to be turned in
a week after our arrival as it was a company issued temporary renter.(can’t remember model but it looked
cool) So we downgraded to a purchased used ‘64 Galaxie 500 in a god awful day glow shade of blue that was
common back then. Thing was one fugly clunker ... literally as it had this mysterious sporadic clunking noise
that emanated from the front end that my Dad nor any repair shop could figure out for all the three years
he commuted in it.

End of another boring story. (Back to my porch  rocking chair)

I’m amazed he hasn’t chimed in yet with the usual
 “mob justice, clown car, stasi police, peanuts in my shit etc “ rant....
Or another lovely  reeeeeeeee thread.

What? All this boomery talk and no one has posted an  “Ok boomer” yet?
Here ya go.....(bonus ...all caps with a pling ....and NM if someone already has)

OK BOOMER!

No worries mate.
Just pray to your preferred flavor magic sky fairy and bingo!
You have everlasting life ( and maybe even 7 virgins on the side or some such thing....)