Is he possibly attempting to use some Jedi force push here?

Let's go down the rabbit hole a bit, shall we? Far enough that we can't climb back out. Have a couple shots of Jagermeister and let this flow over you...

1) The image you posted has SN written as "Dorian S. Nakamto 'shaver'" -- Satoshi is also evil mastermind Trendon Shavers!
2) More interesting fully confirmed evidence: Newsweek says SN's name is Dorian Prentice Satoshi Nakamoto. Dorian PRentice. DPR. Satoshi ran Silk Road.
3) In Japan, Satoshi Nakamoto would be Nakamoto SAtoshi: NSA
4) Nakamoto's brother says Satoshi worked on secret government projects.
5) Revealing anagram for "Satoshi Nakamoto" is "anatomist hookas" -- quite obviously he was interested in the science behind drug paraphernalia and impacts on the body

Satoshi Nakamoto is a retired government agent who headed up the Bitcoin project for NSA, pulled the pirateat40 scam, ran Silk Road, and goodness only knows what horrors he may be perpetrating in the toy train community. Of course this means Ross Ulbricht must be a patsy. I have double-checked this conspiracy theory three times and cannot find a hole in it.

He may dump coins to pay for a team of lawyers. Or even worse for the market, he may decide he likes my song lyrics and send scads of BTC to me which I would dump as fast as I could hit the submit button.

poor fella...
"there were reportedly journalists camped out in front of Nakamoto’s Southern California home"
http://rt.com/usa/satoshi-nakamoto-bitcoin-newsweek-250/

LOL, Jorge's dodge reminds me of DEA Administrator Michele Leonhart dodging questions from Congressman Jared Polis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFgrB2Wmh5s

I wonder if Leah hears a train coming?

He's the honey badger of humans...?

Agreed.

How long before someone Photoshops the Bitcoin symbol onto his hat?

I sent fiat on the wire back in Fifty Two
Lying awake intent at sending cash to you.
I was young, we were naive through and through.

Ew-a ew

They took the credit for your git reposit-ry.
Rewritten by machine, brand new currency,
and now I understand the problems you can see.

Ew-a ew

Newsweek doxed your children
Ew-a ew

Gavin, what did you tell them?
Karpeles killed the crypto czar.
Karpeles killed the crypto czar.

Leah came and broke your heart.
Ew-a-a-a ew

And now we spend our coin at the Big O Dot Co.
We hear the FUDsters and their love for dinero.
And you remember those bastards used to go:

Ew-a ew

"It won't last, son."

Ew-a ew

"The joke's on you, son."

Karpeles killed the crypto czar.
Karpeles killed the crypto czar.

Bitcoin 's become a currency star, we can't rewind we've come too far
Ew-a-uh-uh ew
Ew-a-uh-uh ew

Karpeles killed the crypto czar.
Karpeles killed the crypto czar.

Bitcoin's become a currency star, we can't rewind we've come too far
Gox went bust and broke your heart, put the blame on DPR.

You are... a currency star.
You are... a currency star.
Karpeles killed the crypto czar.
Karpeles killed the crypto czar.
Karpeles killed the crypto czar.
Karpeles killed the crypto czar.

Karpeles killed the crypto czar. (You are a currency star.)

This is one reason why it was nice SN stayed unknown. We begin to focus on the person instead of his invention.

When we look into people's lives we find humans, character flaws and all. We find out that Thomas Jefferson owned slaves. Henry Ford was an anti-semite. Martin Luther King was apparently a plagiarist and philanderer.

Excellent!

This is known as the "$15 Nakamoto Haircut." Ask for it next time you visit the hair salon.

He seemed a bit paranoid, whether justified or not. He's changed his name. I'd guess he has a couple other identities to choose from.

That was Satoshi's first dump after the story.

Does this castle have padded walls?

Seems odd. For years Gavin holds out against all the community's SN questions then "regrettably" tells a reporter everything?

Almost sounds like a piece one would find on The Onion. I'm a little surprised they didn't wait until April Fool's Day to run it.

BUY! BUY!! BUY!!!