Full-Crazy is about to cut loose on Cryptoworld, worse than I expected last year, and I expected cryptowar and chaos.

Ive been talking to Satoshi all week and apparently Theymos/Core have turned against him and have stolen things like his account on Bitcointalk.

My feeling is that there's gonna be another Satoshi coming out to stop Dr. Wright from taking over the long chain. 

And it's not gonna be an easy choice, that wouldn't be crypto.   

This is the only twin brothers thread so I think it's quaint that the battle is gonna unfold here.

Told you monkeys we were having special guests. 

Major Chinese exchanges freeze withdrawals [for btc only] for 30 days, for *cough* AML.

Chain split.  People panic but you can't pull your btc out. 

Reverse Gox!!!  Massive panic dump coming in China.  Sub $100 btc wouldn't surprise me. 

You're driving me crazy with his twin brother.  Who is it?

You realize war is about to break out?  Time to give up the truth if you got it, brother. 

"Nevermind the Nobel Peace Prize, it's been tainted by too many fakes.  You two are invited when I accept my Nobel prize in economics.  Especially Vlad since he's a *cough* economist."

"Vlad, you're a world class cyberpunk hacker and a true visionary, there is so much I can learn from you.  The key to the success of crypto is in you."

Ok, ok, that's an absolute lie but I badly need to make news friends and to figure out a way to leverage this for IXC before Satoshi blocks me again. 

Something something about Legos.  I never had the patience for those things.

Fun times are coming. 


PS. - Theymos, you had your chance, we're done, I got Satoshi now. 

This the 9th amendment to the COIN ETF Application.

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In the event a developer or group of developers proposes a modification to the Bitcoin Network that is not accepted by a majority of miners and users, but that is nonetheless accepted by a substantial plurality of miners and users, two or more competing and incompatible Blockchain implementations could result. This is known as a “hard fork.” In such a case, the “hard fork” in the Blockchain could materially and adversely affect the perceived value of bitcoin as reflected on one or both incompatible Blockchains, and thus the value of the Trust’s bitcoin.

more:

In the event of an upcoming modification to the Bitcoin Network that could potentially result in a hard fork with two separate and incompatible Bitcoin Networks, the Custodian, in consultation with the Sponsor, will elect to support the Bitcoin Network that has the greatest cumulative computational difficulty for the forty-eight (48) hour period following a given hard fork, in order to engage in bitcoin transactions and the valuation of bitcoin. During this forty-eight (48) hour period and for the twenty-four (24) hour period prior to the anticipated fork, creation and redemption of baskets will be halted.

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So the COIN ETF will go with the long chain.  End of story.

The probability of a chain split just skyrocketed.  But at least Bitcoin will still get the ETF license which I've always maintained that it was a guarantee. 

COIN ETF License is expected next month.  If it happens then $10,000 will come fast and furious and we'll probably see $50,000 this year and that's just Bitcoin hitting its stride.

That's crazy talk but it's the new reality. 

Live it.  Love it. 

A million BTC given away?  That's crazy.  Makes up for all the selfishness in Bitcoin.  That would be truly something else.

Bitcoin's motto was Care and Share?  Wow, I never knew that and I never saw that motto being exercised by the Bitcoin elite.  It was more like HOARD and HODL.

T H E Y M O S!!!

Uhmmm, ok, this guy  is actually talking to Satoshi cause that's pretty much what Satoshi told me today (except for the magic thing).  I'll expand on it in that he also said that he has been working on the next level of crypto.  "Using the same Legos but to build something different."  Something he plans to launch soon.

All the tools at /r/BTC are now saying they don't need no govt approved COIN ETF. 

Yeah, that's the way, OGs!!!  ANARCHY!!!

So they're willing to split Bitcoin in 2-3 pieces even if it means throwing COIN in the trash.

Anybody have the winklevii twins number?  It's not too late to insert a Bitcoin twin in that ETF application! 

I can see that as a possibility.  Satoshi and A.I.

Don't be an Ass. 

At the very least OP knows Satoshi and Bitcoin intimately.  That alone is worth the opportunity.

Those guys look sooooo Romanian.   

Can you specify which leaders?  Core?  Miners?  Etc...

Also, what kind of proof if the coins are locked up in a fund and you said Satoshi cannot sign any of the first 197,000 blocks?  Thx. 

I don't speak Japanese, I was cheating.  And being annoying.   

We're definitely all stocked up on crazy over here.  Please, no new applicants. 

IamNotAnonymous, Are you using google translate for your Japanese? 

Your Nakamoto Satoshi actually traslates to Nakamoto Tetsushi.  The character order is incorrect.

A better post text signature would have been:

わたしの前には中本諭がいます。
Watashi no mae ni wa Nakamoto Satoshi ga imasu.