The tongue makes it look more creepy than cute, I think.

cgminer doesn't run in a window, it runs in a terminal (the terminal itself may run in a window, or it may not). You must set your terminal to the desired size before running cgminer (the procedure for doing this depends on what terminal program you are using); resizing your terminal while cgminer is running will not work correctly.

No. Your reference number will be given to you by Spend Bitcoins after you place your order. You then give that number to the teller when you make your deposit and make sure they record it with the transaction. Since neither Spend Bitcoins nor the bank collects any other information about you, there would otherwise be no way to automatically link your cash deposit to a specific order for bitcoins.

The transaction fee. Strictly speaking, the fee doesn't guarantee that your transaction will be confirmed, but it gives miners a direct financial incentive to do so. If you fail to include a sufficient transaction fee, your transaction is likely to take a very long time to be confirmed, and there's no guarantee it ever will.

The estimate is just that: an estimate. It takes into account the transaction fee you included versus the transaction fee that was expected and the priority of your transaction versus other unconfirmed transactions, but at the end of the day, it all comes down to whether a miner is willing to include your transaction in a block, and there's just no way to predict when (if ever) that'll happen.

That is the point. This is a revolutionary feature that makes Freicoin much better than Bitcoin. Or so the developers apparently believe for some unfathomable reason. They seem surprised that nobody actually wants it.

Roses are red,
Violets are purple!
They are not blue,
You fucking sheeple.

Kittens.

Correction: he's the first Christian to explicitly say that. Most fundamentalist Christians I've come across imply it all the time, especially in their attitude toward non-Christians. (And the Lord said "Thou shalt not kill, unless thy enemy is a heathen, in which case thou maist blow him into tiny bits." Here endeth the lesson.)

You haven't missed anything, except the boat on GPU mining, obviously. GPU mining just isn't profitable these days unless you have very cheap electricity.

Balls.

Yes it is. It means "on the day before yesterday". I know this because I once wondered if there was actually a word for the day before yesterday. It is at least the forth most useless thing I have ever learnt.

How do we know you actually have a list? Since you're offering scammers the ability to buy themselves off the list when someone buys it, you could (after someone buys the list from you) just claim that all the scammers have bought themselves off it and there's no list anymore, thus conveniently covering up the fact that you never had a list in the first place. Which, I have to admit, is a pretty ingenious scam.

You do realise Mt. Gox was never anonymous in the first place, right?

Man, you are so behind the times. Drugs are last year's news. Everyone knows that gambling is what people are doing with their coins these days. There's also a rapidly growing market in pornography. You gotta keep up with the latest developments. No longer is Bitcoin exclusively a black market currency. It is now officially a dark grey market currency. And it's getting less dark by the minute.

I don't like your attitude. Does it occur to you that they might like women for more than just their looks? Maybe one of the twins has a better personality, did you ever think of that? And by "better personality", I mean, "puts out more", which is kinda the whole point of dating in the first place.

Oh man, I hate it when my peanuts only "may" contain peanuts. I once opened one up and there was nothing inside; it was just an empty peanut shell. I demanded a refund but they just pointed at the label. What a ripoff.

So, what is your plan, exactly? Are you trying to use miners' unused resources to provide VoIP service? Because GPUs aren't at all useful for VoIP applications. All that is required for VoIP is a high-bandwidth, low-latency network connection, something which Bitcoin doesn't require and can't be spared by miners. Or are you trying to organise a mining pool which pays miners in VoIP services instead of (or in addition to) bitcoins?

In any case, neither of those actually involves the use of the Bitcoin blockchain or ASIC miners in any way, which is obviously a ridiculous idea and I'm not really sure why you even asked that in the first place.

Great plan. Because a big red P or a picture of your brother is a much clearer indication that a product contains peanuts than just the words "CONTAINS PEANUTS" in capital letters.

He already explained it. His step-dad decided to buy a brand of candy which is well-known for its peanut-flavoured varieties but he didn't think that was worth bringing his glasses along to read the label, and even after he got home, where his glasses were available, he still didn't read the label, and instead just assumed it was okay for his step-son to eat it. No doubt the real reason he's collecting donations is for the defence of the upcoming negligent homicide case.

Screw it, I'm not waiting any longer. PM sent.

I'm pretty sure a prerequisite for losing one's mind is to actually have a mind to begin with.