In 2013 I told a co-worker to just buy a little BTC at $800 and hodl it forever....he never did.

Also told a former tax accountant that same year that I had invested in BTC, he told me that "Bitcoin is a scam, dump it all immediately and get into traditional investments." I didn't of course, and essentially fired him. If I had followed his advice, I wouldn't be retired and wealthy today. I have since moved away from where he lives, but still have an occasional thought to call him up and give him an ear full. I'm sure that to this day he has never bought any BTC, and he is probably still dispensing bad advice to his clients.

Can I buy one of these to wear around while navigating meatspace ?

Hm. Has someone checked in on Proudhon? Just want to make sure they're ok.

Any man who claims he bought enough is a liar

Sun, AIX... we're talking archaeology! 

This delay is just ... rude!

I gotta say the ranking order seems pretty decent to me... however it must be emphasizing walls of text, words that rhyme with "selfie", or eye rolling emojis or stock photos a little too highly in my humble opinion.  Just a little, though.

Not sure. I'd rather not get into that whole drama anyway lol

I'm a frequent reader of this thread yet a first time poster. Just wanted to tell you guys - you are fucking awesome. This is by far the funniest and at the same time most interesting thread of this forum.

Baby steps.. I'll try and participate more, keep on keeping on while I do