Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit... Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust

On the other hand, the shovel was a groundbreaking invention

Invention of the wheel is what got society rolling

Watching the sunrise really brightens my day

Man who won a lottery says it was "wife changing"

Captain asked me to fill all the holes in the ship but then slugged me when I got to his wife

Если кто-то его покупает, значит он кому-то нужен

Illiterate? Write here for help!

The grenade store was so quiet you could hear a pin drop

When the bullrun is fueled by borrowed money, it kinda is. That's the whole idea behind a bulltrap as otherwise everyone could simply ride it out

Sometimes I snore so loudly it scares everyone in the car I’m driving

There seems to be (have been) another factor at play here, that of altcoins. The last few weeks altcoins have been performing a lot better than the Godfather cryptocurrency, and folks were feverishly selling into the Bitcoin support (while it was there) so that they could get the dough to join the altcoin rally

Then it backfired massively



Remember, every bullrun ends with a bulltrap

It doesn't matter who is right in war. What matters is who is left

I can't count how many times I failed a math test

My uncle got vaccinated, so the only thing stopping him from seeing his nephews is a restraining order

Pressing F5 is so refreshing!

Покупал бакс перед выборами в 2018 году, когда он стоил 56-57 рублей -- и всем на форуме советовал. Потом жалел, что еще осторожничал -- надо было выгрести из кассы всю инвалюту. Сейчас наличные доллары в банках с руками отрывают

Пока у Штатов есть 6-ой флот (а у Китая нет), ничего глобальной финансовой системе (сиречь, доллару) не грозит