Hello.
I understand this is the real seat of power, here on Bitcointalk, and none of the other threads really interest me.
Creating this account on April 1st seemed appropriate.
My name is ThrobbingSausage, and I sometimes help to route your payments on the Lightning Network.
I like Bitcoin and Bitcoin accessories.
I offer Lightning and Lightning accessories.
Look forward to hanging out with you people.
I am here for the memes, mostly.
#strognhands2019 #hodl

damn

this chart is looking awesome!

Hello WO`s!!
Looks like everybody in the forum is crazy!
I decided to hide in the temple of wisdom and observation.   

In an official statement that he made exclusively for Crypto Insider, Mr. Dimon said “I genuinely thought that a cryptocurrency of the bankers and by the bankers was the solution that we needed to increase our institutional efficiency. However, as soon as I saw a couple of tweets from XRP Trump and Tiffany Hayden, I instantly FOMO’d and thought to myself ‘What i{f} XRP is actually the standard?’. I mean, if Bill Clinton agreed to hold a speech at their Swell Conference, then they must be up to something, right?”.

what's wrong snowflake?

When Delorean? I want to buy delorean

I was shocked when I opened the forum.
I forgot that today is April 1.
He asked me to send my picture,At the end it was all a joke

I got something better for ya.
https://www.financemagnates.com/cryptocurrency/news/sec-drops-the-bomb-approves-bitcoin-etfs-markets-skyrocket/amp/
"VanEck and Bitwise will be launching Bitcoin ETFs early next month following an emergency meeting the SEC held Saturday."
We did it boyz. ETFs approved. Thank you SEC!

April’s Fool’s jokes banned in UK as public can no longer be expected to tell truth from satire:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/03/31/april-fools-jokes-banned-amid-fear-panic-buying-brexit/

KFC submitted.
Meanwhile, Ver increases BCH supply to 22 million: https://bitcoinbulletin.org/bitcoin-cash-to-increase-supply-to-22-million/
Naturally, there's only one possible response from BSV: https://cryptoinferno.org/news/craig-wright-increases-bsv-supply-23-million/

https://cryptoinsider.com/jp-morgan-drops-jpm-coin-embraces-xrp/
https://blockstream.info/ethereum/?nojs
https://github.com/luke-jr/bips/blob/softfork_50k/bip-softfork-50k-price.mediawiki
https://www.uber.com/en-CA/newsroom/uber-rewards/  Huh
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3746768/Making-splash-Topless-female-anglers-pose-FISH-covering-breasts-bizarre-trend-sweeps-Instagram.html
https://cryptotitties.com/ NSFW/NSFL
https://twitter.com/Crypto_Bitlord/status/1112717735211888640

Breaking: TRON Founder Nominated For Nobel Prize In Economics
https://cryptobriefing.com/tron-founder-economics-nobel/
“Most economists hold TRON and there was a real move to nominate Sun last year; we decided to see how TRX developed. This year, there was simply no way we could ignore the voice of the international community.”

Another news is that Craig Wright admits he is fake Satoshi.

P.S. What is OG BTCNTLKer ?

Congrats to Sirazimuth. Can we moon now please?
Thanks Micg.