Some years ago, I spoke to an erstwhile East German who was already quite elderly.
Oh bloody hell hell, nullius, you're like a slave-driver with all this homework you keep setting me. Can't you tell I keep trying to duck it? anyway this one seems more tackle-able, so I probably will in a bit, and leave the hard stuff till anon.
But first things first:
P.S., for the benefit of the Wall, I should observe that diametrically opposite to idiotic popular perceptions promulgated in the Western mass media, Russian women are not cheap sluts like Western women (worst of all American women). —Or perhaps it may be better said that Russia dumps its filthy sluts and two-faced gold diggers by exporting them to their proper place in America, while keeping the good ones at home.
I like sluts. Cheap, filthy, 2-faced, the lot of 'em, I like 'em. A really good slut is hard to find, but worth the journey and the destination.