Summary of the call:

Josh: Everybody has let me down. I've done everything correctly, but literally everybody I've been involved with has scammed me or kept me in the dark. Actually it's all Coin Fire's fault. I have an email from the SEC where they say that Coin Fire lied, but I'm not allowed to show it to anyone.

Aaron: I feel your pain, you're an angel. Everything that's gone wrong is because of atheists. Praise be unto the lord. Also, here are eight random stories that have nothing to do with anything.

Josh: Yeah, ok. By the way, we're launching billpay and credit card, it's definitely going to happen.

Who is "Whit" on the call? It sounds like a young boy, someone who should not be involved in this dangerous mafia stuff.

It will be 7am in Dubai when this call happens. I hope Josh is an early bird. Or that his wife awakes him.

What's so hard about "managing PCs" that he would constantly need other companies to do it for him?

.ch is Switzerland, not Sweden.

It's a bit confusing, but I think it just means that the record for this domain was last loaded from their database on that date. This happens daily; do a lookup on any other .net domain and they all have 2015-05-03.

No:

So … he's basically putting the company up for sale for $5000.

Why is HT down so much these days? I thought maybe it would improve with the move to .ch. I need my comedy fix and the other related forums are mostly dead.

Just include the full headers. That would help us determine its origin.

This is an obvious lie. He launches an exchange (Mineral) and it gets essentially $0 volume, and he launches a crowdfunding site and people desperately throw $700K at it in less than a day? He's not even trying anymore at this point. He might as well have said 7 million.

Dubai is GMT +4. Just saying.

I know I'm late to this party, but I've been amusing myself by reading the "CPIG" site. There's no question that it's all Josh. He has two modes of writing:

1. Informal: Stream-of-consciousness with strange words and bizarre typos. This is when he posts without thinking.
2. Formal: Word salad, where he spells mostly correctly but uses bizarrely fancy words that form sentences which boil down to no meaning. This is when he premeditates.

CPIG is all number 2. I was first introduced to his Word Salad mode in this awesome blog post. CPIG is a hilarious continuation. "CPIG will create the tools and payment devices leveraging methodologies that are easily recognizable, trustworthy and offer a high-level of security among users" Whoa!

The horrible Third Reich-like slogan, "For The Greater Good" is just a bonus, convincing me that this is all Josh; there's been no review at all. He just sat alone in a room and put together a website, writing tales about "scientists, professors" and all the other members his "organization" has. Nobody was there to tell him that "sea pig" sounds bad.

Just for the record, Startcoin is not "by Max Keiser". It's an abandoned shitcoin (no code commits for almost a year) that Keiser decided to randomly start pumping.

inb4 MrCeo posts "Sigh. Can we stop dwelling on the past now? Mistakes were made, but now where looking too the future and building lasting industry relationships! Do you know what's even cooler than a debit card? A credit card! That wasn't meant as a promise, just an observation."

Sjekket på Oanda og det ser at kursen du gir er fra 2. januar, ikke 1. januar. For 1. januar er kursen 2 327,71. Vet ikke hvor Oanda får kursdata fra, så det er litt uklart for meg hvor kurant det er å bruke det til selvangivelsen.

Hvis vi ser på Kraken, var kursen ved åpning av 1d-candle for 1. januar €266,57. Norges Bank gir ingen kurser for 1. januar, men 2. januar var EURNOK=9,042 (ouch). Dette gir XBTNOK=2 410,33.

Når jeg gjør samme øvelsen med Bitstamp, kommer jeg til 2407,50, altså nesten det samme som Kraken. Det får meg til å tenke at Oandas kurs er noe lav.

Takk for at du fulgte opp denne tråden, forresten. Til god hjelp for oss med skjemaskrekk.

They're going to keep the PC. By dragging this out, they're hoping people will forget it or let it go. The "vote" was a way to make people feel like they've had their say, and that was its only purpose – they never planned to honor it.

Delisting XPY is the only right thing to do. As for the PC, destroy it if technically possible. Returning it is the second choice.

Her må man styre forventningsnivået. Det er snakk om fordeling av de gjenværende verdiene. Det er ingen som vil få tilbake hele beløpet de mistet, men de heldige kan få tilbakebetalt en viss andel.

Apparently mullick said too much, too soon and they made him delete everything. They seem to have decided to keep the "prime controller" and are defending it with this word salad:



tl;dr: you don't understand, and we can't explain, but we're keeping it. Thanks, suckers!