omfg what have we become?
I'm becoming drunk.... slowly on light beer
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Yessssssssssssss
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Now, dear yankees, I propose to you a french lesson : repeat after me : "J'ai le Q bordé de nouilles"
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I understand the exuberance; hell you just won some free Bitcoin (that will be worth 10's of thousands of Euro any day now) but this a French lesson doesn't make sense. It literally means " I have an ass lined with noodles". I'm certain I wont be using this phrase anywhere (unless I eat some spoiled Chinese food and need to see a doctor and the only one available speaks French...)
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COME ON ..... weekend pump evaporates, so BTFD
I have just had a vision. The bottom will be surely in when you start to sound pessimistic ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) I dont believe big MicG has a pessimistic bone in his body...
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Good morning Bitcoinland. Nice to see that today's sideways has an upward slope to it... currently $3647USD/$4860CAD (Bitcoinaverage). Glad I bought while the price was down. Jimbo earnestly and sincerely telling us all to go fuck ourselves would also really help. Our families are waiting in desperate need so please do the right thing sirs.
That's a tough one. How about if I just tell all the crybabies, trolls, altcoiners, negative Nellies, Bitcoin haters, permabears, racists/misogenists, etc to go fuck themselves. Will that do? I know it's not Thursday but you forgot a category - JJG
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That is hilarious. You can't Sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fuckin blink! Your platform only launches depression Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? Hey You claim to be some kind of saint But you ain't Why don't you lean in and FaceMash my musky Dutch taint I lol'd at that last line edit: then I went on a tour of all the rap battles - the ones with the eagle in them are funny too ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Just today, my great-aunt asked me how to short Bitcoin!
I admire you but I don’t believe you. Well, it was in a nightmare I had... it seemed so real but in hind-sight, I guess I don't have any living great-anyones. No more coffee after 6pm for me. I’m here to shit post not inspire confidence.
I both admire and believe you. I get a similar reaction to some scents - and it isn't because they're cheap. Ages back my (then new) gf seemed to suddenly start smelling bad, I told her to change her scent but it seemed to be on all her clothes, in her wardrobe etc. I started to think it was her and we just were not compatible. I told her I had this issue and asked her to let me sniff the perfumes she had. It was just one and it nailed it. I was so relieved (we are still together) I don't know what chemical in the mix it was. But I still notice it in a crowd if anyone is wearing scent containing it - it is so distinctive and it's not just one brand, it's an ingredient in some of them. Mostly it seems it's only me who reacts to it, as the perfume she had was expensive, not cheap and sells ok. It was something with hints of 'wood' in its blurb BTW. I now buy stuff for her whenever we're killing time in airports and we check it first. @homer - Might work for you too - it likely isn't 'all scents' just one ingredient.
Thanks for sharing your experience. I'm going to have to experiment because I'm sure you're right it isn't all scents. I just remembered another one YSL's Elle <- instant headache. One year we bought some "pine" scented ornaments for our (artificial) Christmas tree and they caused the same type of headache but yeah... hints of wood. whale poo edit whale vom edit I wonder if it's ambergris?
It's too expensive for experimentation; I'll have to wait until Bitcoin moons again to buy some ambergris to find out. (damn whales!) I'm high on life, baby. I haven't had any boozes in many, many years. And there's nothing creepy about me. I'm as wholesome as Karen Carpenter (pre laxatives) baking Mom's Apple Pie on Christmas morning surrounded by singing elves.
Nothing creepy about that at all I know, I know, those elves aren't singing. That is hilarious. You can't Sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fuckin blink!
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The Euro and USD are going to zero!
Lol. It's not gonna happen (if you are serious with your post) Bitcoin is money but money itself doesn't produce any products or services on its own.
Agreed with this. The author might be think bitcoin is a machine or something which can produce thing. It's future money How can you say the US dollar wont go to zero? It already happened. ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FDnbQWde.png&t=663&c=881ia7hm74wf3w)
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Just today, my great-aunt asked me how to short Bitcoin!
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That stuff is just awful. It reminds me preppie boys in the Eighties, and awful pastel colors. And come on; tell me that you couldn't tell me George Michaels was totally flaming back when he was still in WHAM! - while we're talking about awful colors and the Eighties... George Michael and Boy George. There was a lot of weird stuff in the 80's... sweater-over-shoulders, mullets (men and women), perms, big gold chains and jazzercise! ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIjmvif9.gif&t=663&c=PcLwLmaaBPGMUQ) edit: I totally forgot about 80's hair bands! ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FMwJ6vCV.png&t=663&c=4RkvCYwT0VQFnQ) Oh wait... huh!
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Heightened sense of smell is the bane of my existence. Some colognes and perfumes give me an instant headache. Those so-called air fresheners are just fuckin killer for me - they are not fresh at all. My wife refrains from wearing perfumes and I love her for that.
The really cheap perfumes are made from industrial methylated spirit. The most expensive ones are made from pure drinking alcohol, which is heavily taxed to stop people drinking it. Maybe the dodgy perfumes that give you a headache are the industrial methylated spirit based ones. Well I don't know if this is made on the cheap or not because the price tag is pretty high but this: ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.postimg.cc%2FbwFkZwhj%2Fserveimagpoloe.jpg&t=663&c=owvwep92qy-0Qw) is an instant headache for me to the point of nausea if I can't escape. I think it's that woody scent which is weird because I have no problems walking through an evergreen forest and in fact I love the smell of pine trees. It's the concentration of shit and alcohol, does smelling alcohol fuck with you? Like sniffing booze? Naw the only booze I can't sniff is Gin - and that has everything to do with my misspent youth and a brain that doesn't forget it.
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Heightened sense of smell is the bane of my existence. Some colognes and perfumes give me an instant headache. Those so-called air fresheners are just fuckin killer for me - they are not fresh at all. My wife refrains from wearing perfumes and I love her for that.
Some anatomy: the sense of smell is the only sense which is being transmitted directly to your brain cortex without going through thalamus (as all other senses). Smell goes straight up (no pre-processing). Humans typically have 5-6 mil olfactory (smell) receptors while dogs have 220-300 millions. Typically, we can't smell much (compare to dogs). I have a rather bad (low) smell perception, but every time before I have a headache, I feel weird smells. It has been going on since I was in my twenties, so quite a while. The greatest remedy against all annoying and persistent smell sensations is to put your nose into a jar of coffee and whiff a couple of times. It works 100% and is used in perfume salons for a reset. I love the smell of fresh coffee! I'll have to walk around with a small jar of fresh ground and see if that helps me out. Thanks for the information; wish I had some sMerits left to give. Its all i have @this time but good to have a SMerit ..... but if you Already ask for anything... its just not possible for not giving it Good night wo’s Early night it is .... Aww thanks MicG! This might be the beer talking but I love you man ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Heightened sense of smell is the bane of my existence. Some colognes and perfumes give me an instant headache. Those so-called air fresheners are just fuckin killer for me - they are not fresh at all. My wife refrains from wearing perfumes and I love her for that.
Same for me. If someone walks in slathered in artificial smells I have to leave the room. I would genuinely prefer my beloved to stink of manure if they had to stink of anything. I asked two of my colleagues at work (on separate occasions) if they would refrain from wearing the cologne they were using - I even offered to purchase it from them so they weren't out any money. One of them stopped wearing it (and didn't want my money) and the other one said "Would you rather I came to work smelling like BO?!" Yes... yes I would.
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Heightened sense of smell is the bane of my existence. Some colognes and perfumes give me an instant headache. Those so-called air fresheners are just fuckin killer for me - they are not fresh at all. My wife refrains from wearing perfumes and I love her for that.
The really cheap perfumes are made from industrial methylated spirit. The most expensive ones are made from pure drinking alcohol, which is heavily taxed to stop people drinking it. Maybe the dodgy perfumes that give you a headache are the industrial methylated spirit based ones. Well I don't know if this is made on the cheap or not because the price tag is pretty high but this: ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.postimg.cc%2FbwFkZwhj%2Fserveimagpoloe.jpg&t=663&c=owvwep92qy-0Qw) is an instant headache for me to the point of nausea if I can't escape. I think it's that woody scent which is weird because I have no problems walking through an evergreen forest and in fact I love the smell of pine trees.
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this sheet will rise soon i can feel it
If you wear this hat, it keeps that feeling in longer ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.postimg.cc%2Fx1P1cxVD%2Fluckyenough.jpg&t=663&c=hDOd08peohmVBw) Avatar-sized ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.postimg.cc%2Fg0kkRVGw%2Fluckyenoughsm.jpg&t=663&c=t9jUkIUOG3jxew) N.B. I usually post the hat images with imgur.com but the site has been acting up for a day... so I switched temporarily
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Heightened sense of smell is the bane of my existence. Some colognes and perfumes give me an instant headache. Those so-called air fresheners are just fuckin killer for me - they are not fresh at all. My wife refrains from wearing perfumes and I love her for that.
Some anatomy: the sense of smell is the only sense which is being transmitted directly to your brain cortex without going through thalamus (as all other senses). Smell goes straight up (no pre-processing). Humans typically have 5-6 mil olfactory (smell) receptors while dogs have 220-300 millions. Typically, we can't smell much (compare to dogs). I have a rather bad (low) smell perception, but every time before I have a headache, I feel weird smells. It has been going on since I was in my twenties, so quite a while. The greatest remedy against all annoying and persistent smell sensations is to put your nose into a jar of coffee and whiff a couple of times. It works 100% and is used in perfume salons for a reset. I love the smell of fresh coffee! I'll have to walk around with a small jar of fresh ground and see if that helps me out. Thanks for the information; wish I had some sMerits left to give.
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for taxes or extortions?
Entrance to the $100k party. You ain't getting in. just have to keep posting enough shit here. you'll beg me to come, eventually. :> ...or put you on ignore
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I pick up a small bit straight into there.
If they cant smell it no reason to search
Yeah, but does it work? I mean, is that enough to fool a sniffing dog? I have always wondered if storing bills into vacuumed plastic bags would be enough to fool a sniffing dog. I tend to think it is not enough. P.S.: And thank you very much for the merits! ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) I keep some mint flavoured flossers in a ziplock plastic bag inside my lunch bag for work and I can smell mint from it. You, dawg! ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) Heightened sense of smell is the bane of my existence. Some colognes and perfumes give me an instant headache. Those so-called air fresheners are just fuckin killer for me - they are not fresh at all. My wife refrains from wearing perfumes and I love her for that. Interesting... I do assume you have never smoked, have you? I did in fact used to smoke in my misspent youth.
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I pick up a small bit straight into there.
If they cant smell it no reason to search
Yeah, but does it work? I mean, is that enough to fool a sniffing dog? I have always wondered if storing bills into vacuumed plastic bags would be enough to fool a sniffing dog. I tend to think it is not enough. P.S.: And thank you very much for the merits! ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) I keep some mint flavoured flossers in a ziplock plastic bag inside my lunch bag for work and I can smell mint from it. You, dawg! ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) Heightened sense of smell is the bane of my existence. Some colognes and perfumes give me an instant headache. Those so-called air fresheners are just fuckin killer for me - they are not fresh at all. My wife refrains from wearing perfumes and I love her for that.
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I pick up a small bit straight into there.
If they cant smell it no reason to search
Yeah, but does it work? I mean, is that enough to fool a sniffing dog? I have always wondered if storing bills into vacuumed plastic bags would be enough to fool a sniffing dog. I tend to think it is not enough. P.S.: And thank you very much for the merits! ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) I keep some mint flavoured flossers in a ziplock plastic bag inside my lunch bag for work and I can smell mint from it.
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![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F01TFGWH.jpg&t=663&c=g-qNYhFIKBiOuA) I should have rotated the bottle a bit more - it says "Medicinal Brandy". The missing volume is the angels' share as it has never been opened. I'm not sure how old it is or if it's even quaffable since I found it at my grandmother's place after she died 30 years ago. It might just be medicinal vinegar now but if the price keeps dropping, I'll probably need it ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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