You can only use an external image hotlink provider like imgur.
Upload your screenshots to them, then post a link.

Don't worry to much, in normal circumstances, we don't get to see your seed or (master)private key(s). In order to expose those, you need to take extra steps.

Some screenshots might indeed be helpfull... Maybe you're not properly connected to an electrum node, maybe you're confused by unconfirmed transactions.

Do realise that posting screenshots might hurt your privacy... As long as you don't post seeds or private keys, your funds are not at risk.

I'm a senior unix system engineer with 2 masters in a developed west european country and i make about $3500/month.
My wife is a teacher with 2 bachelors and she makes about $2000/month.

$1500/week is ~$215/day. That's ~$78k/year.
My wife and i combined make about ~$66k/year for doing specialised jobs with a lots of responsability, a bachelor/master degree, many years of ancienity in a developed country... I'm pretty sure you can live like a king in several other countrys with a much lower income.

We're a family of 3, but adding an extra 2 people won't increase the expenditure by 40%. You don't need 5 cars, 5 TV set's, 5 gaming consoles, you don't need to spend 5x as much for heating or for ISP connectivity.

In my country, which is one of the more expensive ones in the world, i'm pretty sure you can rent a house big enough to accommodate 5 people without compromising comfort, you can have 2 cars, you can have food and entertainment... You probably have enough left over to take a big overseas vacation once or twice a year. Sure, it won't be living like kings, but you'd have a warm house, a private bedroom, a bathroom you only need to share with 1 or 2 people, a car you have to share with 1 or 2 people, hot food, medical attention, entertainment,...

So... You're trolling right? And it seems we, as a community, have poor impulse controll. Instead of ignoring, we just have to continue to explain everything to you because we don't want newbies to fall for fake info... sigh...

I don't mind explaining a thing or two to somebody that has genuine intrest in our ecosystem, the technology, the practical implication,... but this thread seems like a waste of time (i'm going to ignore this thread in a minute anyways, so you don't have to respond, odds are i won't read the reply anyways).

I guess you'll have to revert to only accepting payment in things you can eat, burn, use as shelter, or you can wear... Everything else is either useless or is only usefull to obtain something to eat, burn; wear or use as shelter.

Here are some nodes to start with: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5266907.msg54940969#msg54940969

It might be a good idear to add your node to the list to, that way others can open channels to you aswell (if they want to)

Last time i went to the pump for diesel (wich i need to drive to work, i use about 6 ltrs/day just for driving to/from work), i payed > 2€/ltr. That's 12€/day just in diesel, just for going to work.

Gas and electricity are also booming, every couple of weeks it looks like the prices go up by x%.

No, you cannot create a wallet with an electrum seed, and afterwards export a bip39 seed.

I'm dyslectic... When i saw the title, this was the only thing going trough my mind:



Source: https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/They're-The-Same-Picture

Well, you need at least a couple that do listen, otherwise there would be no nodes to connect to from all the other nodes (with only outbound connections). But if there were only a few of such listening nodes, it would mean we (as a network) had a huge attack vector and it wouldn't be good for decentralization either.

I"ve been on this forum for a while now, and i must say that in general, i don't think people that who threaten to commit suicide would be a targeted by us. There might be individual cases, but this is a very big forum with thousands of active users, so it's unavoidable that stuff like this might happen once in a blue moon tough.

I've even seen those scammers beggars using sob stories involving suicide, death of family members, depression getting pointed towards more proper channels to get help. Even if we all know somebody is using a fake sob story to lure us into giving them free money, we usually don't react in a way that would drive somebody to commit suicide (we don't give them the money either).

I would say that what you describe would be an anomaly. It's not impossible, but i haven't witnessed somebody expressing suicidal toughts being made a laughing stock (even if we were all 99,99% sure it was a fake sob story).

What we do is correct people if they make mistakes. Some people are more direct than others, and people's feelings might get hurt... But like it's been said numerous times in this very thread: it's up to you to grow a thicker skin... If you are wrong, you are wrong... Sure it might be nice if somebody told you politely, but that's not always what happens, and you have to learn to live with that, or search a different forum i'm afraid.

What might also be a good trick is to ask questions instead of spreading FUD or fake info.

What do i mean: pretty simple... If you write an article style post filled with bs, i'm going to call you out for it... I'm going to be relatively harsh because you're writing something as if you had any authority in the field, so it's pretty easy for a newbie to take your article for granted due to the fact it was written in a way that made it look like the article writer knew what he was talking about.
By calling you out, i'm merely protecting newbies... It has to be pretty clear to them that the article is filled with bs, so they do not have to take anything said in the article for granted. If i wasn't harsh or calling you out, newbies might think you were telling the truth and subsequently make mistakes that could cost them money.

On the other side: if you are not an authority, and you ask questions... But it's clear to everybody in the thread that it was, in fact, a question posted by a newbie that wanted to learn... I'm always inclined to either answer your question (rather politely if possible) or at least tell you the question has been asked hundreds of times before so you need to use the search function...

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I meanth searching for the term "extension word" in the page i posted a link to: https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Seed_phrase
The idear behind bitcoin is being your own bank. You're free to do whatever you want to do, it's your money after all. We're not going to stop you, but we still want to give you some advice... It's up to you wether you take it or not (i, for one, won't be offended if you decide not to follow any advice i give you).

This being said, i really don't know which aspect of an extension word would be harder than a complete self-invented encoding scheme. It would be best if you used a unique, long, random passphrase (from a security point of view), but you might aswell pick a password you use quite often since the only function of the extension word (or passphrase, both terms are used as a synonym quite often) is to slow a brute force attack down for a couple of days untill you moved your funds out of your wallet. The upside of using a password like that is that you probably don't have to write it down, it's already commited to your long term memory.

The big difference is: an extension word is supported and described by the community, by (hardware) wallet vendors, by software wallets.... If you forget about bitcoin and stumble upon your seed phrase in 10 years, odds are you'll still be able to remember the password you use all the time compared to remembering what kind of shennanigans you did in order to encode your seed phrase.

But like i said: the only we can offer is advice. It's up to you wether you take it or not!

Good luck!

If you create a 2 out of 3 multisig wallet, create 2 copy's of each seed phrase and hide them in 6 completely different houses (or banksafes), there is nothing a robber can do... He would need to rob 2 completely different houses in order to "crack" it.

But why don't you just extend your seed with a passphrase (this has already been said)
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Seed_phrase
just search for "extension word".

The function of the password is delaying the thiefs just long enough so you can move your funds out.... Sure, they can brute force an extension word, but as long as they cannot brute force it in the timeframe you'll need to empty out your wallet, it's fine.

21.000?

You mean 21.000.000?
(21 million instead of 21 thousand).

At this moment, the smallest unit is the satoshi (0.00000001 BTC), but nothing is stopping the devs from making one microsatoshi the smallest unit if it ever comes to this.
With some sidechains (like lightning), we're already talking about millisatoshi... So it's not even that far fetched.

To set the record 100% straight: the network is not generating your seed phrase...

The network doesn't know you exist, your wallet does not have to contact the network to generate a seed, it generates the seed by itself... You can (and should) even do this on an airgapped offline machine, so you're sure the network doesn't know your seed!

Theoretically you could potentially pick your own (bip39) seed phrase, except the checksum... So you could potentially pick the seed by hand and use (or write) a small tool to know which checksum needs to be added... However, this is a horrible idear... Really... The human mind isn't good at randomness. If you pick a seed phrase by hand, you can rest assured others will have the same idear sooner or later, and you'll lose your funds!

Everybody has to learn
All in all, this will probably be a rather cheap lesson for you, since it'll probably cost you 11 sat/vbyte for a couple hundred vbytes in tx's...

Whatever you do, don't create yet another "child pays for parent" transaction, cause you'll end up with 3 unconfirmed transactions, whilst the initial transaction is long confirmed. Offcourse, it's hindsight now, but if you hadn't done anything, the funds would already have been available to you a while ago... It's those CPFP transactions you created that are currently holding you back.

My advice would be to wait it out... You could bump the fee, but stay faaaaaaaaar away from the "child pays for parent" menu!!!

Something must have gone horribly wrong. If you withdrew from the exchange, you are the receiver, and only the sender can bump the fee (in this case: the exchange)... The receiver could do a Child pays for parent tough (a CPFP).
I assume the transaction from 10:53 was the transaction from the exchange. In the screenshot you have shown, this transaction was already confirmed.
It is my best guess that you might have used the wrong menu inside electrum, and started to do CPFP's, and maybe even tried to bump those children afterwards, getting you in one big ugly mess.

At this point, you could always try to bump the fee of the most recent transaction, 11 sat/vbyte is probably fine since your parent transaction also included *some* fees, so the 11 sat/vbyte of the child + the 3,5 sat/vbyte of the parent should be more than 5 sat/vbyte for the child+ parent.

I've been looking at the screenshots you posted, and i start to wonder: are these self transfers?

You have a transaction funding one of your addresses with an electrum timestamp of today, 10:53 AM, which was confirmed VERY recently. Before this incoming transaction, your wallet seems to have been empty (according to the screenshot)

Then you have a transaction with a value of -0.00000381 sat's, with a fee of 3.5 sat/vbyte... This amount is just enough to cover the fee, and since there's a dust limit, i can only assume you're moving funds inside your wallet. Since 3.5 sat/vbyte is lower than the current "optimal" fee of ~>5sat/vbyte, it remained unconfirmed. Since the wallet was empty before today, i can only assume this transaction is using the unspent output you received @10:53 AM as an input.

Then you have a thirth transaction using the funds you have moved to your own wallet and uses the unconfirmed unspent output as an input to create a transaction with an unconfirmed parent, with a fee of 2 sat/vbyte and a value transfer of -0.00000221. Now, at 2 sat/vbyte, 221 satoshi's is again barely enough to cover the fee, so i wonder if this is a second transaction inside your own wallet.

https://imgur.com/a/hLpqg2s

There's hardly ever a need to move funds to a different address generated by the same wallet... Unless it's for consolidation reasons (which isn't the case here, since you only have one unspent output, so you cannot consolidate it).
Might i ask what you are trying to accomplish here? Are you trying to learn, are you trying to gain some anonymity (if you try to gain some anonimity this way, you're not going to like the outcome), or are you geniunly confused (in this case, take a step back, wait a while, you're doing more harm by panicking than by figuring everything out before doing something else).

I was still updating my reply (one of my bad habits is that i tend to add a lot of stuff to a post after initially posting it).

You should take the size of the first transaction PLUS the size of the second transaction, then bump the fee of the second transaction (the one telling you has an unconfirmed parent), so the fee is > 5*(size of tx1 + size of tx2).

The problem here is that the transaction with the unconfirmed parent can NEVER be confirmed as long as it's parent isn't confirmed (it's parent probably being the first unconfirmed transaction). If you want to second transaction to become confirmed, you need to add a fee that's sufficient to cover the low fee of both transactions...

An other option would be to just "wait it out". Especially if there's no need to get your transaction in the next couple of blocks, waiting might be easyer than messing with RBF or CPFP.

What i can see is two unconfirmed transactions, the second unconfirmed transaction probably uses the change from the first unconfirmed transaction, hence the term "unconfirmed parent".

The problem you're describing, tough, probably has something to do with bumping the fee... And as LoyceV already said: there's a minimum amount to increase the fee by in order to make the rbf transaction valid.

In other words: i think you're getting quite confused because you have 2 problems: the first one is that you only payed 2 sats/vbyte for your initial transaction's fee (while >5 sat/vbyte is advisable), the second problem is that you used the unspent output funding your change address as an input for a second transaction, thus created a transaction with an unconfirmed parent.

When you bump the fee, it should be sufficient to bump the fee of the second transaction (the one with the unconfirmed parent) to a level where you pay more than 5 sats/vbyte for BOTH stuck transactions (it's a form of CPFP => child pays for parent).