One you get from your bartender/waiter and the other you give to your bartender/waiter. And what might it be reserved for?
You can reserve one of them to put in a stripper's g-string, the other you cannot.
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I didn't read anything in this thread,. but I'm absolutely certain it's all kosher.
Vod (who's Vod btw?), you ruined my life, and spoiled my marriage. My sex life is fucked and it's your fault.
My kids hate me, and they say (in their horribly contracted text-spaak) that you put them up to it.
I thought I could get some relief by going fishing, but now I can't catch anything. You bastard, you even spoke to the fish...wtf.
My health was perfect until I read about you, and now I have night sweats and I can't get it up. (see marriage). My hair also seems to be growing the wrong places. You abused your mod powers to PUT IT ON MY BACK YOU BASTARD.
I made toast this morning and it burnt. NOT (and I must stress this!) because I forgot I had toast on and went for a lengthy dump with the Crosaire (google it). But because you neg-repped my toaster. I mean, the fucking thing was 9 euros from tesco, so I guess I can't expect top-line security. Still....why did you hack my toaster?
Absolute bastard.
Ist.
Those all sound like typical legitimate complaints against Vod copied directly from his trust summary.
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The Century of the Self, The World According to Monsanto and Zeitgeist are some of the best I've seen.
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<Edit> Blame Vod for this meme.
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You're missing Bongger from your poll.
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WOW! I'm impressed! Even your activity level is 420!
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Another great video. Thanks. I love RSA Animate, as well! I love 'Pink Floyd' and I can't even listen to or watch 'The Wall' without an overwhelming and intense feeling of sadness coming over me throughout that album/movie. Corporations want predictable consumers and reliable workers, and so it's the job of schools to squash creativity and promote mediocrity.
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The news report says they found "an item of significance" in the guy's apartment.
It will all come out within a few days. Obviously, it's impossible to suppress his religion and personal life since his name is known.
They found a suicide note. Well, BBC isn't very reliable but they wrote the opposite: "Prosecutors said there was no evidence of a political or religious motive to his actions, and no suicide note was found." But they wrote about some torn sick notes in his apartment what suggests that he wasn't fit for flying. Apologies. I'm 99% sure they did say "suicide note" on the news this morning, but I suppose it's possible I misheard them.
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Want to make an easy cool $1mil? (Originally it was only 1/4mil but has since been increased to a full mil.) We are willing to pay any individual *$250,000 if they can produce empirical evidence which proves that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. http://boingboing.net/2005/08/19/boing-boings-250000.htmlOr you could go for the original challenge from Dr. Kent Hovind worth $250k. Creation Science Evangelism founder Kent Hovind has a cool quarter of a million smackers on the line for “anyone who can give any empirical evidence (scientific proof) for evolution.” http://skeptoid.com/blog/2013/08/19/i-will-pay-you-to-prove-me-wrong/Whoever wins could post the results here in this thread and then this thread could be closed once and for all. So what do you say folks? Put you mouth where the money is!
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That and jesus face apearing on toast its definitive proof that god exists. No for real now if God really wanted to make us belive he himself could just come to earth, appear as a giant god and say: Hey im God and yes i really exist. He could never come to earth and talk to people because he would lose his mystery.
Kind of like the first time your girl farts in front of you and you realize rainbows and sunshine isn't the only thing that comes out of that ass. Reminds me of something out of 'The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy'. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in reference to the Babel fish:
Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
“But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”
“Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
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The photos were good once again, however the song just didn't work for me. I'm not much of a Rihhana fan so that probably doesn't help Pertaining to your previous video, If you could upload that song to dropbox as you mentioned that'd be great. Agree 100%. That reminds me, I made a slideshow once (a few years ago) of various girls and put it to the music of Beethoven's 9th Symphony - Ode to Joy.
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Is that like real ? Seems photoshopped to me
It is probably photoshopped. There are entire websites dedicated to overlaying tatoos on hot chicks. In this case, it was very profitable for her. I think you mean suicide girls ? BTW i think you mean to say it was profitable for whoever photoshopped their btc address on her No, Suicide Girls is authentic. Their tattoos and piercings are real. I believe he is referring to sites like Worth1000.
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The news report says they found "an item of significance" in the guy's apartment.
It will all come out within a few days. Obviously, it's impossible to suppress his religion and personal life since his name is known.
They found a suicide note.
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Just google "civil asset forfeiture" to see how sick and twisted "justice" is currently in the USA.
>> civil asset forfeitureSeen it. Great episode! This is the second post in a row where you've posted something I've seen/read. Great minds think alike?
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"Planned brawls" (gang warfare), "lockdowns", schools sound more and more like prisons every day.
I agree, I've thought this for a while. You might enjoy this book, or other works by John Taylor Gatto I've read it. Great book! It's available for free online too.
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the mechanism to unlock the door by punching in a code from the outside, was overridden from the cockpit. That would mean that the co-pilot was actively working to keep the pilot out, and knew what he was doing.
Wow. Why is overriding this even an option? What a terrifying last few minutes for the passengers. I assume, to prevent unauthorized entry by someone who may have intimidated the crew into giving them the passcode or key.
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This is sort of like my wife and her (sister's) friend. She will invite my wife out to dinner and then let my wife pay for them. What's worse is she's got money and we don't. I tell my wife, if she's asking you out, she should be the one to pay or you could be nice and split the bill, but it's not fair or right that she should expect you to treat her.
There are always going to be people that take advantage of others. You are not being nice or polite by allowing them to walk all over you. I think it's ridiculous that you've allowed it to go on for as long as you have. At this point, you are just as much to blame for enabling her to victimize you and your family. You should have set her straight early on, but, good news, it's better late than never. Sit her down and be honest with her. Tell her you've had enough and don't worry about it sounding rude. Do not even bother telling her to start pulling her own weight, just tell her it's time she left. You don't need to be mean, you can even try to be nice about it, but you do need to be firm. I know you want to be a nice person and you don't want to ruin the relationship or have hard feelings, but, news flash, it's already ruined. She ruined it and you let it happen. You can either keep letting her take advantage you and your family or you can take responsibility for your part in this and put an end to it, finally. It is your choice. Good luck!
Well, she has only been here 7 days. She is leaving Monday for a 55 day "Contiki" (aka trip around the USA on a bus) then returning at the end of May for 5 more weeks. When she asked to stay I just figured she would expect to do her own thing most of the time. She came with very little understanding of LA. Our transportation system is not the best. It is hard to get around on public transit. Also, going places alone is not much fun and I wanted to make it more enjoyable for her. We offered Disney because we do have passes (purchased when another cousin came last June) and figured it would not cost us much more than a little time to go there, and we tried to make it on our terms by stating we did not want to stay all day. But it is just the little ways in which the manipulation happens that catches us off guard. At lunch today I should have said, "I thought you were paying?" But that feels so rude to say that. I feel like in some ways it is just better to be the bigger person and then next time when she asks for me to go out of my way I will now suddenly be busy. She wanted me to drive her all over the place to see some places her beloved "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" show was filmed. (I have never watched a single episode and I cannot fathom why anyone in their right mind would be obsessed over it but who knows.) She will need to find a way to go on her own? Or perhaps pay for gas if I decide to be nice? I don't know. I think the worst part for me is her claiming how poor she is then wasting money left and right while we are struggling to have extra expenses thrown upon us by her pressuring us to do things. I think that is what gets me the most annoyed. I know that everyone has different priorities but it feels manipulative to say that, then suddenly change when she is here. 7 days? In the OP you state it's been 7 weeks. I guess you you can stick it out until Monday and, like you say, just "keep busy". Wait, she's "returning" to YOUR house? *sigh*
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Don't be afraid to use up your entire life savings in the pursuit of the ultimate internet username. If they want your first born son too, give it to them!
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