Why not use something like ETH? It's not a security. Or at least that's what the SEC says. I'd imagine the site would have a lot more visitors. All Time High invested was around 60k BTC back when it was in ... bitcoins. Or make a JD token and put up liquidity on any of the most popular dex like UniSwap.
Dooglus bought ETH on the IPO... sold some for like 0.5 BTC when it first hit the market too...
I think the appeal of CLAM was that it was given away for free. So it made it kind of a fun dink around token that was low to no risk for those that were digging it.