Posted this yesteday, got deleted.  Boys in the back had us push some buttons; one of the Romanian's daughter's wants one of those new Fiats. Done.  Going to push some pretend buys out, push it up.  They've got another pdf whitepaper ready to go.  Another guy's daughter wants a trip to Tahiti for X-mas. 

I am sorry; I work on the boiler room team for this coin.

-I'd never heard of crypto or bitcointalk before last week.

-That's why I'm a newbie account, that I and I don't want my legs broken.

-They offered me $15.00 an hour to join a bunch of guys posting
happy talk and happy pictures to "bitcointalk".

-Wierd group, not the usual Good Fella wannabee types, mix of geeks in fancy suits and
dark looking Romanians.  I thought they were Italian but they got pissed at that. They're
gypsies.  I thought those guys were just in Disney cartoons. Nope.

-They brag how they took out coins called Craigscoin and Litecoindark as practice before getting
serious about getting some cash.

-I work penny stocks which means riding the phone all day.  This is easy.

-But the more I understand the more I dislike this; it is one thing
to talk money away from stupid retirees, lonely fat chicks with cats, etc. and another to steal
kids college funds

-I'm no angel, we all were given a good supply of Bitswift.  When they come out
of the back office and give the the dump signal we'll push the button.

-It looks more real that way because they gave us wierd random amounts.

-I'm basically rich now with the free coin they gave me so if it dumps down or dumps
later I'm good.  There's only so much top classy whores and champagne your body can
absorb per night.  Been there done that in the 80s. That was real Wolf of Wall Street stuff, not
this BS.

-Take it for what you will but if you want the fun stuff better get out now.

-It doesn't hurt me, the bosses will either tell us to dump or follow along right away if
there's a panic.

-I win either way, just passing on the word.

-You all do realize the only thing this coin has released is an Android Wallet, a pretty pdf
white paper and that bizarre technobabble thing from yesterday? They had a marketing guy in
here for that; his job was to use as many buzz words as possible while saying nothing.

-Don't worry about the "cheap coins" thing.  When they dump this thing, they're done, gonzo.
Cheap will stay cheap till Bittrex delists.

-There going to go apeshit trying to figure out who did this; love doing this kind of thing!

-Here's some happy words from the whiteboard we have we're supposed to drop into posts.

1.) All the developments being tossed out on a daily basis

2.) I haven't bought any yet and wondering if I should?

3.) I have just grabbed a bunch of these as well, hope its not to late.

4.) Awesome to see when no one wants to sell.  Don't see that too often.

5.) These devs have a conscience and have created this coin for the right reasons.

6.) Do have a very strong feeling the coin will go much higher

7.) What made this coin so different from the rest so far that it only goes up and not down.

8.) This dev team rocks. It's been non stop release or news daily.

9.) Swift goes all time high. I sold some at peak and rebuying now again!

-There's a another guy in-charge of finding moon pics, pics of money, stuff like that. 

-We had to reduce the Taylor Swift stuff because her lawyer's found us and laid down the law. People still sneak them in.

-We've always got to refer the coin as "a bunch", "a few", "them", never as "it" or "coin" or "money".

-Put in a pic of our offices in beautiful downtown Poughkeepsie New York.

Dear Community,

Our investors were approached offline and were given a medium to long business plan. Beyond reaching the general public, our solutions carry  broad and diversified functions. Many of the investors are looking for business solutions and our technology provides this whether its from the bottom up, or top down. As you can imagine, businesses are no ordinary investors and are willing to throw some real dollar when they identify a sparkling opportunity like BitSwift. The interim,  we are all in this together and should collectively support the common goal. "Making Crypto Coins Easy"

Regretfully, due to the elevated demand from some of our bigger investors, the ICO was clearly undervalued (as is evident from the persistent price climb) and sold out before much of the general public was able to buy in.

We have made every effort to continue communicating with the community and provide answers to any hesitant investors. It should be noted that whilst the IPO was a sellout, the coins are still available to be bought and traded on the exchanges.

Thank you for your continued support and interest.

-BitSwift Community Manager

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