So I've been looking for a good, straight PPS BTC pool to mine at. But so far, all the ones I've found that seem to advertise PPS have since changed to PPLNS or some other variant of the PPS system or they've offlined all together. Anybody know of any straight PPS pools out there? Preferably with a fee of less than %5...

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Q: What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A: A Fiat

Q: What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
A: The blind man has a chance of finding a block.

Q: Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU.
A: He was mining before it was cool.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.

Chuck Norris mined all Bitcoins, twice.

Chuck Norris gets 600 GH/s... with an abacus.

When Chuck Norris needs money he mines a block using his brain's hashing power.

Q: Why did the Bitcoiner fail his astronomy test?
A: He estimated the Earth's orbit at about two weeks.

A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”

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I have a Target gift code valued at $100 USD that I would like to trade for $90 $85 USD worth of BTC. Code was purchased from gyft.com and can be redeemed online or in store. I will send you the code via email using the "Regift Card" option that the Gyft system provides. This code is brand new and will never be resold or used by anyone other than the purchaser. The screenshot provided is to prove that I do indeed have this code and that it is brand new. PM if interested.

Looking to buy $200 USD worth of BTC. My money is on a prepaid visa gift card, so I can send you the money via paypal or as a debit purchase if you happen to have a merchant account somewhere else that allows you to receive card payments. Willing to find a hero member for escrow. Would like to get this done soon (tonight if possible). Get at me with offers.

I have 10,000 ImperialCoin (IMP) that I would like to sell for 0.05 BTC. We can find a reputable Hero Member for escrow purposes if you want. Let me know if interested.

There is an email phishing scam that has been going around recently coming from support@coinex.ws. They are trying to impersonate staff from coinex.pw. The email claims that CoinEX is increasing their security and is requiring all users to create a fund password. If you click the link provided in the email, you will be taken to their phishing site's login screen where they are hoping you will enter your coinex.pw login info. If you do fall for it and enter your login info, they will then log in to your account and drain it of all the coins they possibly can. Anybody who believes they may have fallen for this scam should immediately change their passwords for all accounts they own (CoinEX, other crypto exchanges, email, mining pools, online banking, etc.) and enable two-factor authentication on all accounts. Anybody who has tried to sign up for predictcoin.info (also a phishing scam and owned by the same people that are sending this phishing email) has (or will) receive this email at some point or another.

Below is a copy of the phishing email being circulated.

Code:

from: support@coinex.ws

Dear CoinEx user, we are increasing our security system, from April 1st all accounts must have a fund password. This password will be required only to make withdrawals. Click here to create your fund password.

Kind regards,

CoinEx support

The link provided in the email leads to http://coinex.ws/?create_fund_password (their phishing page)

Any communications coming from CoinEX will only EVER come from an @coinex.pw email address. They will never come from another other address such as @coinex.ws

Please be careful and make sure you verify that any emails you receive from somewhere are actually legitimate.

Amusing parody from Ledra Capital: what if government and media looked at paper money the way they do at Bitcoin?

Excerpts, though the whole thing is comedy gold if you are a Bitcoin maven:

Bizarre Shadowy Paper-Based Payment System Being Rolled Out Worldwide



World governments announced a plan today to allow citizens to anonymously carry parts of their wealth on their person and exchange it with others using small pieces of colorful paper printed with nationalistic and Masonic imagery along with numbers that purportedly represent the amount of wealth each piece of paper represents (if the paper is not a counterfeit). These pieces of paper are formally a "note" from each nation's central bank, but they are also called "cash" by many - this is a technical matter that is too complex to cover in our basic primer; Suffice it to say, that it is representative of the complexity and user-unfriendliness of this new system....

In what will come as a surprise to generations who have grown up with calculators and computers, ‘bills’ only come in fixed denominations, requiring users to maintain a large number of these pieces of paper that must be aggregated to execute a transaction and then re-aggregated to ‘make change,’ a complex process of returning to the payee the excess of the payment using yet other bills.  (Don’t worry if this sounds complex, we had trouble understanding it ourselves at first and it is certainly not ready for the average consumer in its current form.) ...

The launch of cash has provoked an immediate reaction from law-enforcement agencies worldwide that universally condemned the development.

“Cash is a 100% anonymous and untraceable payments technology.   It is like a weapon of mass destruction launched against law enforcement,” said Mike Smith, the recently confirmed FBI Director.  “It is the perfect payment mechanism for criminals, drug cartels, terrorists, prostitution rings and money launderers....

Banking Superintendent of New York State, Mike Smith had the following to say: “I can’t think of any reason that a law-abiding individual would want to use cash. At a bare minimum, we believe there should be a licensing procedure for individuals or businesses that plan to use cash, a ‘Cash-License’ as it were...."

Others have concerns about forgery and counterfeiting.  “Ultimately, even with all the fancy inks, cash is just a piece of paper.   We fully expect criminal groups and rogue nation states to print fake cash in order to profit or to disrupt the economies of their enemies,” said Mike Smith, an analyst at Stratfor.  “In the interim, we are certain that cash will trade a discount in the real-world, given the risk to a counterparty of accepting a forged piece of paper; no doubt cash is a huge step back from the modern cryptography in place throughout our current financial system.”.....

Though hard to imagine, cash operates with no consumer protection at all.   If your ‘bills’ are stolen or lost, they are gone forever....

Sure, some people may market "wallets" that will supposedly protect your cash, but:

But some early adopters have reported that the hardware wallets have security flaws.   “I was out in Bangkok two weeks ago at a bar and I forgot my Gucci wallet there,” said Mike Smith, a visiting tourist.    “When I returned the next morning, my wallet was there but my cash was gone!”  We contacted Gucci regarding this hacking attack, but a spokesperson would not comment “about confidential customer financial matters.”


Even criminals have not been immune to the risks of cash.   The notorious “Silk Road” drug-dealing marketplace, where vendors and customers left envelopes full of cash (on which they had very clearly written their names) in an anonymous drop-box that managed the exchange, mysteriously closed last week, citing ‘theft of the cash due to a bug in the envelope sealing process.’ ....'

In what might be most unusual limitation on cash, it only works for payments within 36 inches or less (or the so-called “arm’s length transaction” as hackers in the community have colorfully titled it) as it has to be handed from one (human) party to another to execute the transaction.

This requirement is widely thought to be a fatal flaw of cash by traditionalists.

Mike Smith, VP of Retail Banking at Chase said: “A form of payment that cannot be used at a distance, cannot be used for e-commerce, cannot be used by mobile devices, cannot be used for machine based transactions, cannot be scripted or programmed, cannot be thought of as a payment system....

Remarkably, if you attempt to use cash in a different country from the one that issued it, it will categorically be rejected....

Economists are flabbergasted that lawmakers have allowed cash to be adopted....

Environmentalists expressed concerns about the impact of cash on the environment.  “You would have thought that in 2014, we would have moved beyond pesticide and water intensive cotton farming [retracted: cutting down trees], treating the cotton with dangerous inks and transporting it with fossil fuels, only to represent a value like “20” that can be represented electronically at effectively no cost....."