Below is my current GPG key. Please download it (available from all good keyservers), its keyid is AF9D0779. It can also be found at http://whiskers75.co.uk/whiskers75.key (make sure to verify the ID matches!)

Code:

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Old key: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=291161.msg3115725#msg3115725
Key transfer message:

Code:

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

I now have a new GPG key (keyid AF9D0779). Please download it and delete this old one, 3276A1FC.
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Version: GnuPG v1.4.14 (GNU/Linux)

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Revocation certificate:

Code:

-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Version: GnuPG v1.4.14 (GNU/Linux)
Comment: A revocation certificate should follow

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-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----

Newbies: The trust system isn't moderated! If someone leaves you negative trust, deal with it - it's not getting removed. You can leave trust back, and if that person is in the default trust list, you can ask for them to be removed, but otherwise, just PM the person and ask civilly.

This should prevent posts/PMs like this:

Why would you leave me a negative trade rep?
If you dont remove it Im leaving one for you  as well, which will also mess up your profile and will report you to mods for Mis-using the system, we havent traded before!

Look at my trust page, and Goat's.
Seriously, the people round here...

There's rarely an occasion when you see a thread with a few people in it WITHOUT A PRIMEDICE AD.
These need to go, or at least ban PrimeDice - it's getting out of control, and spambots are signing up just to take advantage of this deal.

Is CoinsForTech a legitimate business? If so, then now's the time to buy

No, really, I really think this was well deserved.

[Q: 'You have to wait 360 seconds before posting again'?! [or: PLEASE FIX THESE FORUM BUGS!!111!ONE!!!]]

The Complete List of Replies to Stupid Meta Posts
(or, the FAQ)

Credit: Alt A's by Raize
Q: 'You have to wait 360 seconds before posting again'?! [or: PLEASE FIX THESE FORUM BUGS!!111!ONE!!!]
A: This is a newbie limit. The Bitcointalk++ script by jackjack adds a button for saving posts (read: no more CTRL-C!)

Q: How do I remove posts from "Show new replies to your posts"?
A: You can't. Use the Watchlist instead (see newbie readme).
Alt A: You can edit your post and uncheck "Notify me of replies" under "Additional Options". Alternatively, there should be a link in the email you received.

Q: WTF?! WHY IS SELLING ACCOUNTS ALLOWED?! THIS FORUM IS SO BAD IMMA CRY
A: Calm down. If the forum were to ban selling accounts, then they would have no way of enforcing it; it would be pointless...

Q: OMG i getted -trust moderetors plese remove im not scammer i swear
A: The trust system is not moderated. Deal with it.
Alt A: The trust system forces accountability. If someone find you untrustworthy, you should talk to them directly about it. You might be surprised to find out how reasonable those on the Default Trust list actually are.

Q: 'Show unread posts since last visit' is clogged with scamcoin announcements!
A: Ignore the alt-crypto board: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=400656.0

Q: How do I change my avatar?
A: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Alt A: Stolen entirely from a Google search:

Select a photo on your own computer to use as your avatar. Crop it to be square.
Click on the Profile tab available on every page of the Forum.
Click on "Forum Profile" on the left of the Profile screen under "Modify Profile."
Click on the radio button next to "Upload an avatar."
Click on the Browse button at the end of the empty field next to "Personalized Picture."
Browse on your computer to the photo you have chosen.
Click on the file name of your photo.
At the very bottom of the page, click on "Change profile" to complete the operation.

Q: why is vip donations so expsive its liek thousands of dollaz
A: Donation prices will never change; that would be unfair.
Alt A: The forum isn't hurting that bad for money, there may be new donation levels in the future. The likelihood of lower-level donation levels being allowed means a higher likelihood of people using the clout they obtain from those changes to scam others, as evidenced from the high level of donator/VIP scammers over the last several years.

qwk even compiled a list of them here, but I don't think it includes Tradefortress at the present time:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=38071.msg3276232#msg3276232
Q: When I click 'new', it doesn't take me to the newest post!
A:

It's a bug in EasyList for Adblock Plus. All links (including "anchor" links) are blocked when immediately inside of a post <td>:

Code:

bitcointalk.org##td[style="padding: 1px 1px 0 1px;"] > a

Complain to EasyList.

It's impossible for an Adblock Plus filter to block all of the forum's ads. Some ads can be individually blocked, but not all forum ads in general. They should stop trying or they're going to keep breaking things for their users.

Q: Some stupid question about the trust system not appearing/working
A: You have to trust someone's trust ratings to be able to see them under 'Trusted replies'.

Q: What do these shiny coins under my name mean?
A: That you're an idiot and didn't read the sticky.

Q: Why does this: happen?
A: Like it says, it might just be an invalid image (images must not be larger than 2.5 MB)

Q: Why isn't my activity increasing?
A: The way activity is calculated:

Code:

time = number of two-week periods in which you've posted since your registration
activity = min(time * 14, posts)

Activity is updated every 30 minutes.

Q: WTF mods?! My post got deleted?!?!?!?!?
A: It was probably offtopic, or you might have posted in a self-moderated thread.
Alt A: Or it might just be moved to a forum like Meta!

Q: I want to be a moderator!!!!1!!one!
A: If you want to be a moderator, report many posts with accuracy. You will be noticed.

Q: How many ads does [insert name of company here] have?!
A: https://bitcointalk.org/adrotate.php?adinfo

Q: Can you please add [insert feature here]?
A: No, but the bitcointalk++ userscript might be able to or might already have that feature.

Started off as a simple js tool, and kinda grew ;P
Fetches data from the MtGox WebSocket API: if you are getting spammed with 'CONNECTION ERROR' then blame them
I can't host it for free, so if you have anything to spare, donations are welcome.
http://kittenco.in/

[kittenco.in]

kittenco.in
The bitcoin ticker with catitude!

kittenco.in started off as a simple page, pulling data from MtGox's JSON API every 5 seconds.
Now, it monitors live trading as it happens (thanks to the MtGox WebSocket API), shows a live graph of recent trades, high/low/avg/vol stats, and more!
Features:

• Live trade data
• Nice, elegant look
• Completely client-side javascript - unminified code, too
• Easy to read at-a-glance
• Live, zoomable graph

Try it now! http://kittenco.in/

...is full of spammy threads asking the same question. Can we get some moderators in here?

[Avatars are disabled]

Avatars are disabled
so please stop creating 500 threads about them.

[BTC kittenco.in - new bitcoin ticker [down due to issues with MtGox]]

Would you like to see a tool to create signatures like this:

BTC kittenco.in - new bitcoin ticker [down due to issues with MtGox] ▢ Download my GPG key! [id: 3276A1FC]

It would be totally browser-based, and not require any downloading/etc.

Thoughts?

How is just_me not permanently obliterated from this forum yet, along with his -777777777777777777.7777777777777777777 trust ratings? -.-

If every bitcoiner who wants to run a small startup site gets DDoS'd into the ground, I don't think Bitcoin will catch on.

They're disabled, get over it.

[kittenco.in]

kittenco.in
The bitcoin ticker with catitude!

Features:

• Graph with adjustable tick periods
• High, average, low price & volume
• Hide the ticker to just show the graph
• Streams live trades from MtGox, and fetches old ones
• Supports multiple currencies
• Named after kittens

Try it today!

This is often happening - did I get hacked?

[kittenco.in]

kittenco.in
The bitcoin ticker with catitude!

Features:

• Graph with adjustable tick periods
• High, average, low price & volume
• Hide the ticker to just show the graph
• Streams live trades from MtGox, and fetches old ones
• Free
• Named after kittens

Try it today!

[they believe it can go far]

People are getting into bitcoin because they believe it can go far and be used as a currency.
Whenever it crashes, people quickly buy back.
People aren't going to sell - they'll instead buy with bitcoin and save on tax fees/etc.
Thoughts?

Monitors the live MtGox trades (using the WebSocket API)
Clean and simple, easy to use yet complicated.