Your portfolio is awesome!
You are a real gem on BitcoinTalk.
If I need any design services done, I'll be sure to contact you.

This thread is hilarious!
Glad to see that people can find fun and creative ways to spend their BTC!

Why not just give it to a monkey at the zoo?
I'm sure I could do this too, but I'll leave it to you!
Very enterprising, I'll say.

Thanks to your service, I guess I could develop a bitboy coin.
Personally, I think that alt coins had their time.
This is 2015 and there isn't a single alt coin that has made any real impact this year so far.

He does appear to have some negative feedback, so it is hard to say for sure.
Perhaps you should have used someone with a cleaner record.

This is very interesting.
When we have lawyers involved in bitcoin, you know that it is really going somewhere!
As was mentioned before, please provide proof that there is indeed a real lawyer in your company.

Why the rush?
You should take your time and consider the escrow providers on this forum carefully, instead of hastily selecting anyone at random.

This idea doesn't even seem to be worth more than 1 Satoshi.
Why are you attempting to sell nonsense in here?
You will only destroy your reputation here.
I'm sure that pretty soon you will create a new account.

If the merchant is honorable, you should receive a full refund of the US dollar value.
You should not expect to get back the original Bitcoin amount as this is subject to volatile changes.

The bitcoin community is seriously in need of more crypto-related auction sites.
Ebay is so huge that they don't care if they trample on the seller's bottom line!

I seriously doubt anybody in their right mind will send any btc to you...a newbie!
Neither do you have a trust score, nor a previous transaction record.
You need to build your reputation first before attempting any exchanging.

It's very simple...they are asking for a loan despite the fact that they already have funds available.
They just don't want to risk their own money but hope to turn the loan money into a profit.

Why not try Amazon or even Alibaba?
I am sure they are pretty good alternatives to Ebay.
Of course bitcointalk has its very own Marketplace and Goods sub-forum.

I'm sorry that you were unable to find all the secret, dark knowledge that you sought.
Most of these guides are just rehashed trash anyway.
Perhaps you should consider it as a sign to step back into the light.

With today's value, he'd probably only pay 0.15 BTC.
If I order a pizza worth 0.15 BTC right now, will somebody call me a fool for doing so in the next 5 years?

Yes there is a way to make interest on your bitcoins.
See this thread below:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1003532.msg10895230#msg10895230

I don't think it's risk free as rarely anything is but if you think it's worth it, then give it a shot.

This is a crazy offer I'm making here:
You can buy 10,000 Apsense Exchange credits on apsense.com for 0.01 BTC!
Now that is crazy!

It is quite insane to see that there are actually people in this forum who are lending without collateral.
Lenders should require something pledged as security for repayment of any loan, which will be forfeited in the event of a default.

I just filed an official complaint at the FBI's website.
I completed a form and submitted it.
I included links to articles about their scam.
Additionally, I gave them my deposit transaction history.

Hopefully, this will at least make them aware of the situation.

I am quite sure that both Egopay and Virtex are being investigated by authorities somewhere right now.
There are literally thousands of people who have lost their funds and are very angry and want to see appropriate action taken against them.

You would have to search for PTC and HYIP forums to see more discussion about the matter.
Since this is a Bitcoin forum, not too many people here are probably concerned about EgoPay.