i was shagging a girlfriend in the car the other night. she started to really get into it and shouted hurt me hurt me hurt me, so i slammed her tit in the door

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ”Did you get my drift?”

A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ”I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

I went down the local supermarket, I said, ”I want to make a complaint, this vinegar’s got lumps in it”, he said, “Those are pickled onions”.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

There’s two fish in a tank, and one says ”How do you drive this thing?”

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

”I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, ”How flexible are you?” I said, ”I can’t make Tuesdays”

 One morning, two Englishmen are strolling down a London street, when they see a stray dog licking its own testicles. One of the Englishmen turns to the other and says, "Say, I wish I could do that!" His mate watches the dog for a moment, sighs longingly, and replies, "I should say so! But don't you think you ought to get to know him first?"

yes xpool is a multipool you get paid out in btcd

mining on xpool. they usually mine all weekend and payout on monday. i'm mining x11 and still getting shares but no payout yet?/

wallet stopped syncing. if i close and open it ,it then syncs but goes out of sync again as the chain moves?

well, i mined this right at the start and held for ages. i had to sell to fund other stuff. i had millions at one time. so i'm just starting with dgb again. so glad it's still around which to me means it's a long term bet..also, where theres millionaires, theres girls. so where you hiding them???

drinks??? nibbles??

thanks, where da girls at?

just added 160mh/s to this

it's ok,i'm in.thanks

can someone give me an invite for CryptoPool Mining scrypt. i want to rent some hash to help

love him or hate him. he moves the markets. be stupid not to play along. just play careful and don't be too greedy