Will give 1 usd (btc) to the winners and 5 usd to the champ. Lol

[cpfreeplz]

Have you ever seen your dog licking his own balls and thought to yourself "Wow... I wonder if I could... Hmm how would I do it? What would it be like? Should I try it too?"

Well can I give you some advice?


DON'T.



.
.
.


Dog's balls taste TERRIBLE. 

[francisdean]

Here are the winners: please post your btc address

A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.

Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice 

Congratulations 🎊

[MRKLYE]

3 people to tell the best jokes until 12 am (est) saturday, nov. 21. will get 1 usd (btc)

Just post whatever the fuck you want (images, memes, write short jokes) or anything you want.

Remember, 3 people

Good luck 🍀

I know the prize 🏆 is little but this is just for fun.

Update: after choosing the winners, I'll open up a poll, and whoever will be voted with the funniest joke, I'll send him/her 5 usd on Paypal!

Could you put the funds in escrow with someone so we can confirm you have the funds before we go and post our creme de creme of jokes.

Or has this already been done? Not entirely sure. But I would highly suggest it as alot of scamtard shit goes on this forums.

[TheButterZone]

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.

Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

He could have been 9 years and less than 12 months, though.

[cancerbola]

If this is still open:

*In an Indian accent*
"I cannot comment on your mother, because cows are sacred in my country."

[Racey]

Here are the winners: please post your btc address

A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.

Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice 

Congratulations 

I never would have guessed, I have heard the joke many times, and I always laugh at it.
Thanks francisdean 18ns78YxKb6xNeRsfE2GbSQLte3RKGJFK5

[TriggerX]

Oh thanks!

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[francisdean]

Here are the winners: please post your btc address

A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.

Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice 

Congratulations 🎊

Harizen hasn't posted his btc address yet.

I double sent it to Racey because he posted and sent a message as well. Lol.

Awards sent (the first 2 transaction are my mistake to racey. Lol)

https://blockchain.info/tx/24cf19204b5126b81eb73c18bfd1e9733c7578b949cd0254b476db77381ad1a3

https://blockchain.info/tx/88740110d044ea44bc9f9e682ac1c9b97de5212f27c1096c34f2a2285858f8e0

https://blockchain.info/tx/069ccfa88eed5d25ffeacd964e2f8937dd94e509a6f4d2c3d4a48bbd51d12a7e

[kevinjulio]

Here are the winners: please post your btc address

A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.

Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice 

Congratulations 🎊

Harizen hasn't posted his btc address yet.

I double sent it to Racey because he posted and sent a message as well. Lol.

Awards sent (the first 2 transaction are my mistake to racey. Lol)

https://blockchain.info/tx/24cf19204b5126b81eb73c18bfd1e9733c7578b949cd0254b476db77381ad1a3

https://blockchain.info/tx/88740110d044ea44bc9f9e682ac1c9b97de5212f27c1096c34f2a2285858f8e0

https://blockchain.info/tx/069ccfa88eed5d25ffeacd964e2f8937dd94e509a6f4d2c3d4a48bbd51d12a7e

tell him to give it back lol

[harizen]

Just logged in now.

Didn't expecting this. Thanks.

32sMPM7zWfsAUPywteMcraesjEK5WkMFbc

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[Racey]

Here are the winners: please post your btc address

A:Why did the chicken cross the road?
B:To get to the ugly guy's house
A:?? uh ok
B: Sorry that was bad, are you up for a knock knock joke?
A: Sure!
B:Knock Knock!
A:Who's there?
B:The chicken

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”.

Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819.

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice 

Congratulations 

Harizen hasn't posted his btc address yet.

I double sent it to Racey because he posted and sent a message as well. Lol.

Awards sent (the first 2 transaction are my mistake to racey. Lol)

https://blockchain.info/tx/24cf19204b5126b81eb73c18bfd1e9733c7578b949cd0254b476db77381ad1a3

https://blockchain.info/tx/88740110d044ea44bc9f9e682ac1c9b97de5212f27c1096c34f2a2285858f8e0

https://blockchain.info/tx/069ccfa88eed5d25ffeacd964e2f8937dd94e509a6f4d2c3d4a48bbd51d12a7e

tell him to give it back lol

[francisdean]

Just logged in now.

Didn't expecting this. Thanks.

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32sMPM7zWfsAUPywteMcraesjEK5WkMFbc

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Sent! 😄
https://blockchain.info/wallet/90c101c1-c24f-46ec-9f68-85f18592ed31

[Racey]

Returned as promised

https://blockchain.info/tx/0425d2d17f9fd097489d51d882b1df0cc5c1333236d2de26a53e0cadc8bf7dce

Just for the laughs.

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

A: Her navel