Why Atheists Feel So Threatened

[Moloch]

If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?

Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum

Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!

And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO

I couldn't imagine having to listen to 72 women complain about their day

Seriously... what do you get in heaven if you have been good?

[af_newbie]

If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?

Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum

Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!

And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO

I couldn't imagine having to listen to 72 women complain about their day

Seriously... what do you get in heaven if you have been good?

Maybe pray some more and read the Bible, again, over and over.  I don't know, this heaven and hell idea is beyond me.

[Zeke2345]

If you read the bible over and over that would create a interesting dynamic inside the brain. Imagine how strong the connections in the brain would be related to religion. That would be one super annoying person to deal with on a day to day.

[salinizm]

If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?

Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum

Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!

And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO

it is the biggest lie that i have ver heart .. it is so insane

[Moloch]

[yugo23]

If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?

Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum

Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!

And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO

I couldn't imagine having to listen to 72 women complain about their day

Seriously... what do you get in heaven if you have been good?

Well maybe if you're really good you get only well selected pornstars, then it becomes much more interesting!

[mrflibblehat]

You get peace and quiet. No bitching or complaining. And the more beer you drink, the more defined you six pack is.

[Moloch]

If Atheists Went to Heaven (Animated)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGGKraKmXc