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Why most of atheists here on this forum feel so threatened that they have to attack against religious world view all the time?
Are they so insecure about their own world view? Why they are so scared?  :)

Atheists are neither threatened nor scared...

Atheists have been under attack from Christians since... well... forever...

Atheists are only now beginning to defend themselves against all the lies and slander that Christians have thrown at us throughout the centuries... It's self-defense

Atheists want to remove all the crazy laws that Christians have established in this country... like laws that allow you to murder your child in the name of religion (prayer in lieu of medical treatment)... homophobic laws... (previously slavery... look it up... Christians used the bible to support slavery!)... shall I bring up the witch-hunts (I live in the city where that happened)? 

Scared?  No... Tired of being pushed around?  Yes!

Why you keep making lies like that and act scared?  :)

Only one of us is making up lies, and its definitely not the Atheist

Atheists tend to believe in facts, truth, logic, evidence and reality... if you cannot prove it... it didn't happen. Period. End of story

We come out because it is age of reason, Information Age, not Middle Ages or Bronze Age.

The time for your bullshit ideas has passed.  Accept it and we can all move on.

Religion had its time in the Sun. 

I for one know there is no God, devil, heaven or hell.  Never was never will.

If you have proof to change my mind, we already have a thread for that.

as being atheist, i dont scare anything in this forum and never feel so insecure.. please be relax and pray your holly god to save us :P

Honestly... I'm glad that Christians do not read the bible...

Could you imagine if they all read Leviticus, and believed those verses were commands from God?...

Every one of them would be a serial killer, and there would be no humans left on the planet... that is how many people God orders you to kill in that single book!... basically, kill everyone you don't like (and kill most of the people you do like)...

I read it every day  :)

Did you start at the beginning?

Have you made it to Leviticus?

Have you read the acid trip that is Revelations?

Or just the cherry-picked verses that your daily calendar hands you?

The Book of Revelations is not an acid trip, it simply describes the state of humanity and events soon to come in these last times :)

Have you read the entire book, or are you going by what you have been told about it?

I read Revelations when I was 12, after my teacher at the private Christian School that I was attending, warned us not to read that book during our morning forced reading of the bible (I have a habit of doing everything people warn me not to... I want to know what they are hiding... and I had read most of the other books already)

It was the craziest shit I have ever read... It is wackier than Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!  No joke... crazier than any cartoon I have ever seen... it's really out there

That's where people get the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse... and, it has dragons!  Who doesn't love a good dragon story?

They already have an answer for how dragons were created:

The craziest claim by a creationist (how dragons were created):
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK6tkcxAHIw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK6tkcxAHIw)


Bottom of OP of my other thread  ;) ;)
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1367070.0 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1367070.0)

Bahaha... the Golden CrocoDuck Award!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocoduck (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocoduck)

Those 2 love their pseudoscience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv-Qn1M58I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv-Qn1M58I)

I'd love to hear their explanation of the coconut or pineapple

LOL.  Kirk Cameron...yeah, outstanding Christian...

Kirk Cameron - How God created man? (He is not joking):
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8GvccVRub8

How about that Ben Carson?

Dr. Ben Carson: Egypt's pyramids were storage, not tombs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhol3WdB4QU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhol3WdB4QU)

Dr. Ben Carson: Satan Invented The Big Bang Theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb1LgGlk3tw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb1LgGlk3tw)

Yeah. The brain dead iron age world that Christians wants us to live in scares me. I will do anything to fight it

Its the labeling by Christians that causes people to get their backs up. If I do not believe I get labeled and that is the issue mostly. Besides most of the political threads turning into religious threads by page 10.

How many pages before they break rule #1 of the internet? (don't elaborate and spoil the game)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law)

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That is what is all about.  Any rational person should not accept this BS anymore.

People are awakening....

Atheists have almost never been pushed around by Christians. Rather, they have been invited, possibly scolded in a loving way, requested, enticed, and loved towards accepting and receiving eternal life for themselves.

They call an invitation to eternal life an attack against them. Well, it might be, since all atheists are asking for is death for themselves. Oh sure, they are so subtle about it, that they don't even recognize what they are doing most of the time.

Oh, well. Guess we'll simply have to let them have what they want. After all, even Jesus taught in ways that suggested to leave atheism, and other false religions, alone when their people were obstinately against eternal life. And He taught His disciples to shake the dust off their feet against unbelievers.

I mean. Who has time to live life? Certainly there are people out there who will accept eternal life when  invited. Allow those atheists to have the damnation they are asking for. Go after the people who will accept.

For you Christians who read this, remain strong in your faith. Read the Bible regularly, or listen to it on Bible tapes and CDs. That is where your faith comes from. The Holy Spirit works faith through His Word. Keep on keeping on. and find more people to reach with salvation when those you invite continually reject. We are a Brotherhood/Sisterhood aiming for the skies.

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Let's not mince words...

Christians try to push around everyone... the gays for example...

Christians try to force their religious beliefs on homosexuals... Christians tell them they will go to hell... tell them they can't get married... that's bullshit... who issues the marriage license?  The STATE not the church!  There are over 700 benefits that you are automatically granted by being married, such as shared property rights, and power of attorney when your spouse falls ill...

Christians think that if they are not allowed to hate homosexuals, that THEY are the ones being repressed... fuck that backwards ass logic... hypocritical idiots

Thanks again brother, never heard an unwise word from you and God bless :)

Poor little atheist. Here you are, pushing against the loving cajoling that Christians do to, hopefully, push you into eternal life. Oh well. You are asking for destruction. It won't be fun. But we are running out of time for you. There are so many others who will listen and receive eternal life in joy with us.

Christians, please, a moment of silence for this lost soul.

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They will if they don't accept Jesus Christ. That's the case with all of us.  :)

Just because you as a Christian do not want to kill or harm people does not mean other Christians feel the same way.   Some would gladly kill babies, and gays.  Based on the Bible.  This is what we are afraid you lunatics can do because of your fucking Bible.

Here is a quote of one of your Christian brothers from another thread:

So it is just like Islam then, "Submit or die"?

All violence and hate is from the devil.

There aren't any Christians in the Old testament. There aren't any marching orders for Christians in the Old Testament. For Christians, the only thing the Old Testament is for, is to show them the moral laws, and to teach them How Jesus Christ was predicted from the beginning times.

Atheists, on the other hand, don't have any moral law guidelines. That's why atheists have done by far the most killing and torture of all people against other people - Stalin, Hitler (who faked his Christianity for political purposes), Mao, etc., etc.

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God doesn't want you to die but have an eternal life  :)

So why did he made me an Atheist and wants me to die and go to hell...

Just don't say he works in mysterious ways....

He didn't make you an atheist, He did you to be an Image of God. To be loved by Him and have an eternal life with him. Devil made atheism-ideology because he doesn't want you to be loved and saved  :)

The difference is, according to the words of their holy books, submit to violence if you are a Muslim, but submit to peace and eternal life in joy if you are a Christian.

Nobody can force anyone else to submit. All submitting is a truce for political reasons, even if the political reason is to remain alive for one more day. Jesus didn't submit to the politics of the Jews, and He died at their hands. But, His Father raised Him to life on the third day, because death didn't have enough strength to hold him.

Now, Jesus (Who is alive in Heaven) offers you eternal life, as well. Come take hold of Jesus salvation, and live in eternal joy with us... please, for your own good.

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BADecker,  

I'm talking about Christian members (Losvienleg)on this forum who read your fucking Bible and would gladly kill gays or babies or own slaves.  Your Bible is evil and your religion is evil.

Just don't tell me that people are evil and your religion is not.  Your religious dogma is an evil ideology.

Are you being forced to post in this forum? No. Are you being forced to even read the things in this forum? No. In the same way, you are not being forced to be an atheist. It is your own choice.

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You are going on the wall.

I'm an Atheist, and God made me in his image, so the God is an Atheist.  Shit, he has some confidence issues, he does not believe he exist himself.  You guys are nuts.

There are false Christians who make mistakes, like killing. There are even real Christians who make these kinds of mistakes. But by your language in your post I am quoting here, you are showing that, for your class of person, you would do the same or worse than any Christian who makes a mistake.

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Unlike you, I actually care about other people and I care about the truth.

You are being shown by at least two of us here that you can change if you want. Perhaps you will, someday. But if you don't, it's because you ignored our invitation, voluntarily and willingly.

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You would tell this lie, of course. It's your way.    8)

God says gays are an abomination and you are commanded to murder them!

If you disobey God... are you truly a Christian?

But, if you follow God's command... you will surely be sent to prison, because God was wrong about homosexuality, and constantly contradicts himself over whether murder is right or wrong...


Fortunately, in the US at least, we have a system of laws which have nothing to do with religion...

This is a land where, if you murder a homosexual, you will not pass go and collect $200, but instead go directly to jail

God commanded us to spread the word of God to them and love them and all other people on Earth :)

Show this command for any Christian to do any murder. Rather, it is you who would lie to make atheism look good, and Christians look bad.

God's moral laws are against murder. Since atheists don't have any moral laws, they can legitimately do murder and lie about Christians... by their own legitimacy, of course.

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In addition, since atheists are essentially dead in trespasses and sins anyway, it should really be open season on them. Why. Because you can't kill somebody who is already dead.

Haven't you read the bible?

I haven't ever found the word "Christian" in that passage.    8)    Why are you lying?

What are you smoking?

Does the bible use the word Christian even a single time?  Anywhere?

Why must you constantly prove your ignorance of anything that is actually in the bible?


The word, Christian, was not even invented until long after the bible was written

How can you believe in something without even understanding it?

On one hand you are stupid enough to believe in this nonsense, and on the other, too stupid to even understand your religious dogma.

BADecker, what religion are you talking about?  Christianity, as established by the First Council of Nicea, right?

Or are you talking about some other Christian sect?  Maybe we are not talking about the same Christianity.

I can't really blame you for being ignorant. It's in your nature. Believers were called Christians first in Antioch, easily within the first hundred years after Jesus ascended.

:)

There you go again, making believe you know something about something, while you prove your own ignorance in every word. Sorry. In your case it isn't ignorance. It is downright deception and lies.

Come on, and give up your life of sin, and be saved for eternal life, through faith in Jesus.

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So I guess it is fair to assume that you don't know.

So now I am supposed to know what you are talking about when you don't state it clearly? You don't even know what I am talking about when I DO state it clearly. So, you knock yourself a level below me by your own self-stated ignorance.

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You were the one who implied that the word Christian appears in the bible...


1) Did you forget posting this?

2) Where can I get some of that shit you are smoking?

Really? Why did he commanded you?

He is a fucking God, he can spread the word himself.  Why he needs you (from everything in the universe) to spread his Word?  Spread to whom?  Muslims perhaps?

I thought Allah is commanding Muslims to spread his word.  So is your God the same as Allah?

Or the same as Zeus and thousand of other Gods, some of which we downgraded to myths???

Which one is yours?  Can you tell?  If you can, how?

Question I posted is in bold.  Do you know which religion you are following?

What? Just how ignorant can you, a religion major, get? Don't you realize that there is a difference between the Old Testament and the New Testament? Haven't you realized that the N.T. is about love and salvation through peace, while much of the O.T. is about love and salvation often through war?  No Christians in the O.T. No directives for violence in the N.T.

You are blatantly deceptive.

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Are you saying that Christians don't believe the Old Testament is the word of God?

While the NT is slightly more moral than the OT, it still has major flaws... it still fully endorses slavery, homophobia, etc

The bolded part has to do with the place and time where the false or weak doctrines were removed from the Bible, because they were false or weak. Thank God that He saw fit to have this purging done, so that the truth might present itself to all who want to know what it is.

Now why in the world are you bringing this up all of a sudden? I know. It is simply one of your methods to distract from the truth that atheism is a religion, or that God exists.

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Why do you ask about what I am saying? All you have to do is read it. You are intirely welcome to continue to show your ignorance and deceptive heart, however.

The N.T. endorses obeying local law, whatever it might be. Why? Because God works through local law to bring salvation to people. If slavery happens to be a part of local law, obey the law. However, as St. Paul says when he is talking to slaves, "... but if you can gain your freedom, do so." How fast you forget your religion training.

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The word you are looking for is "entirely"

I'm sorry you are not familiar with the context of that biblical passage (Matthew 5:18), but it has nothing to do with local laws... Jesus is clearly referring to the biblical law of the Old Testament... specifically, the 613 commandments...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_commandments#Maimonides.27_list (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_commandments#Maimonides.27_list)

My only real concern about religious people is that they will group into a 'one world religion' of the type that the globalist new world order types and their minions (e.g., Pope Francis) are trying to cultivate.

In 'religious people', I include those significant fraction of my countrymen (here in the U.S.) who consider themselves atheist/agnostic but who I consider to be of the 'scientism' persuasion.  Most of the 'greens' are distinctly in this category.

At this point I believe that the best hope the country has is that enough Christians hold 'true to their faith' and continue to look to the bible/Jesus/God/etc for their strength rather than to some puppet animated by the corp/gov state.  I personally don't believe in any of that bible stuff, but I observe the reaction toward religion of the totalitarian social engineers of the Soviet Russian and Red Chinese states and believe I see why their policies were structured as they were.  That is, among other things, they seeked to siphon off and appropriate 'spiritual energy' for their own uses (and those uses sucked.)

The Book of Revelations actually talks about a forced one world religion ruled by the anti-christ just before the second coming of Jesus Christ  :)

Atheists are promoting the anti-Christ religious rule. After all, Christ is God, and atheists are anti-God. So, atheists are promoting the anti-Christ... many of them without knowing it.

Now, Christians, relax. Going out and destroying the atheists isn't the thing that God wants. It won't stop the end the way that the Revelation predicts. Rather, continue to pray for the atheists, and to show them the error of their ways, so that hopefully, many of them will be saved.

God will reward you extra for every atheist you personally assist in getting saved.

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Have you read the Bible? God commands you to murder atheists numerous times...

Do you need me to quote the bible some more, or are you capable of doing your own research for once?

So I've heard in one form or another.

Not being superstitions, I have a hard time believing that there exist 'profits' or people who could see into the future, but I will say that there are some very interesting predictions logged down in various religion's texts which seem fairly stunning when mapped to reality.  I have two main hypothesis on this:

1)  Man's behavior has not changed a great deal for a long time.  This make a situation were a bright person can appear to 'predict' situations which occur all the time anyway.  Example:  individuals achieve positions of power, consolidate it through a finite set of means, then do increasingly shitty things because they can.

2)  Modern engineers designing a strategy to do some of the aforementioned 'shitty things' might decide that rather than trying to convince people of something brand new, it would be easier and more effective to leverage something they already believe due to, say, the teachings of a popular religion.  In this way one might find a number of 'self fulfilling prophesies.'

prophet = profit?  Novel concept...


It's not hard to predict things like war, famine, plagues... those things happen on a regular basis... I challenge you to find a 50-year period in all of history, where there was not a war somewhere

You are so silly. Chuckle. I and many Christians have looked over the whole Bible, many times, and never have we found, even once, the name BADecker.

In addition, God never ordered or commanded or directed Christians to kill anyone, not even once. You are so silly.

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How can you possibly be this delusional?

Please quit lying... You have already proven that you have not read the bible...

Now you claim you have read it multiple times? Liar!

Doesn't God tell you not to lie? I think it was among those 613 commandments

All profit on earth is used up and disappears sooner or later. But Heavenly profit lasts forever, because Heaven lasts forever.

God wants many people with Him in Heaven. If He didn't care, he wouldn't have told Adam and Eve, and Noah and his family, to be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth.

God knew people would die. He knew that not all people would be saved. That's why He wanted so many, so He would have many friends in Heaven. After all, God is a Big Guy, He needs lots of friends.

Save an atheist, and God will reward you.

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I commend you. You are doing the only two things you can do. Some other politician would simply go away. But you are using political science to its fullest.

You know that you don't have anything, so you slander me, and you repeat it over and over. Political science to the fullest.

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Of course God loves atheists. There was a touch of atheism in Adam and Eve. That's why God saved them. If atheists didn't exist, God couldn't love or save them, right?

God has made all people to have their choice. They can either become Christian, and go on to be beloved workmen with God in His creating of other universes. Or they can be of some other religion, like atheism, where they are useless as God helpers, and so who cares about what happens to them, right?

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Wow! At least you were speaking more or less coherently before.

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Are you simply here to troll Atheists?

I have yet to see you post a single factual statement, or back up any claim with a shred of evidence...

All you do is slander and ad hominem attack Atheists... with no evidence for anything you say

Why you keep trolling and repeating yourself? That doesn't help you at all  :)

Did I repeat something?  I'm fairly sure I've been posting original content... Can you provide an example? (Goddamn Atheist always asking for facts and evidence!)

How silly you are. I see you repeat many of the same words over and over, even if their usage is a little different at times.

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What's the matter? Can't find any proof for the things that you say, so you ad hominem attack me by saying that I am ad hominem attacking atheists?

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this story is the most ridiculous story that i have ever heard .. god only wants to torture humanity not save them..

There you go, speaking from a position of non-authority again.    8)

Real christians want all people, gays also, to be saved by Jesus Christ the savior. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63j_xV8IrC4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63j_xV8IrC4)

Why you keep lying? Jesus didn't command anyone to kill gays. It's nowhere in the Bible. Jesus never said that.
You are making things up from your head and lying. Why atheists always lie?  :)

He is referring to Leviticus and the fact that Christians believe Jesus and God are one and the same...


Plus Jesus specifically says, "not a jot or tittle of the law shall change..."


Notice the capital L in Law?  Signifying God's Law (the Old Testament... Leviticus Law), not man's law


Atheists need to start referring to bible thumpers as "Leviticus Law" believers... like how they condemn "Sharia Law", lets do the same with "Leviticus Law"

Atheists feeling threatened? What would we be threatened about? We're not living in the dark ages anymore. You christian guys can go and do whatever you want as long as you've understood the "not bothering people" rule.

You are making things out of your head. Jesus never said anything like that. You are lying and acting scared  :)

Who's feeling threatened now?

jesus christ cant save me because i have already saved by nature :)

i completely agree with you .. nothing scares us because we are fearless of god or any religious magical things in this world...

Hello?... McFly?

Did you read my quote from, "The Fucking BIBLE... READ IT"?  I know I didn't give the book, chapter and verse, but it is from Matthew 5:18... look it up (you could have just googled the words)

Whatever it is, it has you going big time. For example, rather than admit that you can't show that science has not proven that God exists, you do the thing that you do naturally. That is to blabber like a political scientist, over and over, hoping to keep yourself solidly in the faith of things that are untrue, so that you don't get scared out of your mind.

The "not bothering rule" has to do with how scared you are down deep. The devil knows that God exists. He is afraid. And he has passed that fear down to you, his children. He's got you.

You don't have to stay trapped by the devil. Jesus-faith is available for everyone. Come out of your trap into truth and freedom. It's available for you even if you don't join a formal religion. Then you can stop bothering the Christians and each other with your own not bothering rule.

:)

So what? The Law as set down in the Pentateuch was something for the nation of Israel. Also, the fact that Jesus said what He did in Matthew 5:18, shows that even you atheists can't change it, though you would like to destroy it.

The directives as they are listed in the O.T. are not for Christians. Rather, the directives are spiritual guides for Christians. Why? Because Christians are forgiven for any mistakes that they might make, automatically, through Jesus salvation forgiveness. Atheists are not forgiven simply because they won't accept the forgiveness.

Acknowledge God, you atheists, so that when you need, you will be able to accept the forgiveness.

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Where did you get that idea?  It does not say that in the bible... come on man... back up your claims with a source or reference please

Who are you to determine what is supposed to be taken literally, and which parts are meant as a metaphorical guide?

I call this the manifestation, clashing of ideologies or philosophies if you like. This is the time we live in. It is happening right now. The clash of light and darkness. What a great time to live in.

Lets see what we have here.

If the light side, was really the dark side... but, they believed they were the light side, because their blood-thirsty sky-god told them that they were the good guys... would they understand my analogy?

Saint Paul says it several times throughout his letters.

To whom was Jesus speaking at the time he made the reference? To Jews, who were not Christians, as you can see at the end of the sermon on the mount, when it shows how astonished the people were at Jesus' teaching.

Christians are under the forgiveness. Atheists are not. For sure, the atheists better take it literal and do it.

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BADecker,  

Do you believe that Jesus inspired people to write the Old Testament?  Serious question.  No punches.

That depends on how you interpret the bible...

The church I went to as a kid believed... once saved, always saved... in that case, since I was "saved" at the ripe age of 4 years old... I'm still going to heaven :P


MUAHAHAHAHA!!! See ya in Heaven BADecker!!!  ;D

Probably the two prophets talked about in the revelation, the ones the devil kills and their bodies are on display for 3 and a half days, probably they are the Law and the Gospel. But they might be the Old Testament and the New Testament.

Then they come to life and stand on their feet. More than likely science will finally have to admit that cause and effect, complex universe, and universal entropy prove that God exists. And on top of it, science will finally prove that the Bible is the truth, and the best guide for life.

People won't necessarily like it. They will just know it. So, God will take His Word away from them, back to Himself in Heaven, and then the end will come.

The armies of mankind will take their stance against God, Who they now know exists formally. There will be protection for the church, however, as Jesus returns to destroy the armies of those who fight against Him and His Heavenly hosts.

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Once saved, always saved, is not Biblical. The writer to the Hebrews talks about people who fall away as never being able to be brought back. Thus, it is possible, although it is unlikely, to fall away.

I am not speaking about you, personally, here. For all you know, because you have the once saved always saved idea in your head, you might be a false atheist, and simply don't know it. There may be chance for you yet.

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Wrong, as always

http://www.allaboutgod.com/once-saved-always-saved.htm (http://www.allaboutgod.com/once-saved-always-saved.htm)



An intelligent person would quit questioning the things I say... before the 30th time I backed up my statement with a biblical quote...

Hey, all you atheists. Look at what Moloch says. Watch out for him. He's a spy among you. He's a snitch, by his own words.

 ;D

More snitch stuff, right Moloch? Nobody can snatch someone out of the Father's hand. But you jumped out.

 :D

Feel free to snitch the snatch, just don't snatch the snitch

Exactly. Atheists have been persecuted by religions since the begining of Mankind and they still are...

We should burn the religious alive to teach them a bit!

Okay, okay. Sorry. I shouldn't blow your cover. Perhaps you can convert a lot more atheists from the inside. And why would I want to deny you your extra Heavenly reward for saving them, the reward the Father will give you for helping to get them saved? Go get 'em (took that from the end of the movie, "Salt").

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Poor little atheists. Of course, your atheist buddies, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, and all the rest, persecuted more of you, their fellow atheists, than other religions could ever think of doing.

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Ooh, nobody said anything about presents...

Could you elaborate on these gifts that Father gives me?

Saint Paul tells us that we don't even know what we will be like in Heaven. And how could we? The New Heavens and the New Earth will have new physics in it, even if it has some of the old. But Job says that we will have eyes, or apparatus like eyes, when he says that he will see his Redeemer in the resurrection.

First Corinthians 3:14 says:The only things that will survive from this universe are the souls of people who are saved. Since God went to all the trouble he has gone to, to make and save souls, he certainly will reward those who help Him in His work of salvation.

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What?  That's it?  Just some generic "reward"?!?  That's the best you got?

That's worse than God's, "streets paved with gold", idea... which is a horrible idea to anyone who knows that pure gold is a very soft metal... I'd prolly be the mexican that God makes repave that shit every week

That's what faith is all about. Surely, I would like to know more, just like you. But if it doesn't allow my faith to be as strong - since we can't understand what things will be like within the new physics of Heaven - I would rather have the stronger faith than more knowledge.

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At least Allah promises me 72 virgins... God only promises me gold... in heaven... but, if everyone has tons of gold... it's worthless, duh!

What the fuck good is gold in heaven?!? Your God doesn't even now how to properly bribe a man!


Everyone knows... real gods bribe you with Bitcoin!  That's why I find every 666th bitcoin block... because I'm a true believer

Are you sure you can handle 72 virgins? I mean that's a lot of punani to take care of.

Actually, I was thinking 72 is not nearly enough...

I mean, have you thought about how long eternity is?

Lets say I use them sparingly... I only wear out 1 virgin every year... after 72 years, I'm all out of virgins, and I still have infinite years left :(

Must be some programming error on a line of code.  ;D

It's not because one's kill more than the other actions don't count...

Well, that means an infinity years to teach your no longer virgins how to take care of you :3

Not a bad deal in my opinion ^^

May be 4 every day. All the 72 will be used within 18 days time.  ;D

Then you need to exchange your virgins with someone else, to get fresh supplies. However, I am having certain doubts regarding this. The most important of them are:

1. Is there a supply of viagra in the heaven?
2. Are the virgins free from STDs such as syphilis and HIV?
3. Are all of them over the age of 18?

The other question is: can you get a mix of virgins and not virgins, because virgins are cool and al but that's not what I prefer :-/

It's heaven. I'm sure you can get whatever you prefer.

And what if I prefer sluts and men? ^^

I don't think they are scared or feel threatened but instead I guess they are very wise and positively thinking they keep silent to ignore the wrong stuff happening around them to keep every one away from arguments and irrelevant discussions.

The real question is... What do women get?

Do women also get 72 virgins, or do they just get fucked for eternity?

Also, why are there 72 times as many women in heaven?  Are women morally superior to men? How did so many get there?


Why does God never show up to clarify these questions?

Why didn't God write more clearly the first time he wrote it down?

Let's clear this once and for all:
- all women go to heaven - bitches, sluts, whores
- men go to heaven if they're worthy
- last thing: Moloch - you are a inferior creation, God knows best - stop questioning His will!
(aren't I right BAD Decker?)

At least it would explain why there are enough women.

So one man goes to heaven every women!
And you get even the biggest sluts in the world!
Who will get Sasha Grey then? :3

She has such a big "soul".
She's "open" to everyone.
That's why she'll be the first to heaven. To welcome each and everyone of us there.

I thought Saint Peter was the Walmart greeter of heaven...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Rubens_B116.jpg/205px-Rubens_B116.jpg

I sure hope he doesn't welcome us with his wide, gaping, soul ;)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Hans_Memling_017.jpg/191px-Hans_Memling_017.jpg

And... whats with all the naked kids in heaven?  Are those the 72 virgins?

You don't know they're not one and the same person. Everything's possible, isn't it BADecker, old chap?

Damn I hope no! I want Sasha Grey :'(

What is that thing in Saint Peter's hand?  Is he touching that boy's penis with a whip?

It's something I'd like to test.

let's just hope that I'll be the one on 72. Imagine, eternity with 72 women. damn isn't it hell in fact?

No one said they're gonna be young. Or cute. Just virgins.
Have fun with that.

Damn! Imagine in the midle you have the 86 years old none? :'(

If the men get 72 virgins, what do the women get?

Women get the shitty end of the stick in heaven too?... Dayum

Every woman gets a 72 year old virgin man with thick taped glasses.

I don't understand how Muslim women put up with that... They get abused on earth, then again in heaven?...

Why aren't all Muslim women Atheists?

Because... [static]... Decker.

You can pick many instances in history, even in the last thirty years or so, and connect the dots if you wish.
They are relevant if you want them to be, you can take any slant you want with revelations, does not make it true.
Where do you think most hollywood sript writers get ideas from, and there has been many disaster movies over the years, all depicting something similar to revelations.

It can be anything you want your imagination to think it is.

Imagination

Not a bad read, and when you go read it, after a few years your perspective changes, yep imagination.
Parables no longer work on todays mind, we are better than that, not little brained at all.

Well they get lots of piece. They have to take care of 1 man but they're 72 for that! So it's far better than on Earth!!!

Almost no work at all. Just like they like it. Just like Peggy Bundy.

And one man gets his 72 women...
Depends on the women but that can be close to hell IMHO

Well, atheist started defending themselves en mass since 07/11/1917, and they caught up pretty quickly and efficiently:

Like laws that allow you to murder and torture anyone including children in the name of ideology... homophobic laws... slave labour ... shall I bring up the show trials?
So my atheist friend you might want to realize that any sort of ideology (religions and isms are all included) can be turned to vehicles of ignorance, stupidity, oppression and mass murder. If you want to get rid of these things you have to change human psyche :).

I couldn't imagine having to listen to 72 women complain about their day

Seriously... what do you get in heaven if you have been good? ;)

Maybe pray some more and read the Bible, again, over and over.  I don't know, this heaven and hell idea is beyond me.

If you read the bible over and over that would create a interesting dynamic inside the brain. Imagine how strong the connections in the brain would be related to religion. That would be one super annoying person to deal with on a day to day.

it is the biggest lie that i have ver heart .. it is so insane

Well maybe if you're really good you get only well selected pornstars, then it becomes much more interesting!

You get peace and quiet. No bitching or complaining. And the more beer you drink, the more defined you six pack is.

If Atheists Went to Heaven (Animated)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGGKraKmXc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGGKraKmXc)