The Church of Satoshi and Latter Day Coins

[gembitz]

Of all the religions in the world, nary a one of their deities healed a single amputee. Bitlievers don't espouse grandiose claims--save one: Bitcoin Protects Your Wealth. (feel free to edit said claim)

^just wow how didn't i see this before!!

===> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Perry_Barlow


*Grateful Dead lyricist!!

Old forum threads are fun threads nice to see this one get dug up now and then Ha-ha
All Hail Satoshi!

^we will be rolling out tithes soon on the blockchain :-D #satoshiwalksonwater

It is good to see loyalist of bit coin but when we speak of a church of satoshi it will bring another meanig. THe church if satoshi would somehow imply not loyalty but worship of bitcoin, it is like considering satoshi as a god. It seems that an occult is born out of loyalty to satoshi. Maybe we can change the name instead of church of satoshi to the brotherhood of satoshi.

^yes this includes building an asic "shrine" ~ the small temple i'm building is going to be wind and water powered! **pics coming soon :-D

[Searing]

I'm sure people have noticed how eerily similar to religion Bitcoin is becoming. The mythical founder, the email disciples, the followers. This message board as a proto-bible of texts, the wiki and the churches efforts to consolidate a one-true-book. The false prophet of Real Solid, the breakway protestants of Litecoin and the cults of BBQ, IO,IX..... the small monastery of Dev coin. Our prayers to Satoshi in the form of mining- doing Satoshis' work, The Charlaten of Pirate. And of course- the eternal blockchain. The collective memory of our entire universe.

So why doesn't someone just do it already- and register the Church of Satoshi? There is certainly enough philosophy here.

How does one become ordained?

A 2012 quote. But still.

How does one get ordained?

Searing. Bishop of The Church of Satoshi.

Hopefully, we won't find out he is the Anti-Christ: Craig Wright. (shudder)

[gembitz]

I'm sure people have noticed how eerily similar to religion Bitcoin is becoming. The mythical founder, the email disciples, the followers. This message board as a proto-bible of texts, the wiki and the churches efforts to consolidate a one-true-book. The false prophet of Real Solid, the breakway protestants of Litecoin and the cults of BBQ, IO,IX..... the small monastery of Dev coin. Our prayers to Satoshi in the form of mining- doing Satoshis' work, The Charlaten of Pirate. And of course- the eternal blockchain. The collective memory of our entire universe.

So why doesn't someone just do it already- and register the Church of Satoshi? There is certainly enough philosophy here.

How does one become ordained?

A 2012 quote. But still.

How does one get ordained?

Searing. Bishop of The Church of Satoshi.

Hopefully, we won't find out he is the Anti-Christ: Craig Wright. (shudder)

csw : crypto judas lol

[jerrison]

I'm sure people have noticed how eerily similar to religion Bitcoin is becoming. The mythical founder, the email disciples, the followers. This message board as a proto-bible of texts, the wiki and the churches efforts to consolidate a one-true-book. The false prophet of Real Solid, the breakway protestants of Litecoin and the cults of BBQ, IO,IX..... the small monastery of Dev coin. Our prayers to Satoshi in the form of mining- doing Satoshis' work, The Charlaten of Pirate. And of course- the eternal blockchain. The collective memory of our entire universe.


So why doesn't someone just do it already- and register the Church of Satoshi? There is certainly enough philosophy here.

eidt: Namecoin can be the lost 13th tribe of Alt Chains.

i must confess, your description of the Blockchain technology and Satoshi and its supporters and maximalists sound so familiar with the reference point but then it can not be compared to that of which you recommend. The Bible is not just a book but represents instructions and the church is also sacred as the Bible is.

[gembitz]

I'm sure people have noticed how eerily similar to religion Bitcoin is becoming. The mythical founder, the email disciples, the followers. This message board as a proto-bible of texts, the wiki and the churches efforts to consolidate a one-true-book. The false prophet of Real Solid, the breakway protestants of Litecoin and the cults of BBQ, IO,IX..... the small monastery of Dev coin. Our prayers to Satoshi in the form of mining- doing Satoshis' work, The Charlaten of Pirate. And of course- the eternal blockchain. The collective memory of our entire universe.


So why doesn't someone just do it already- and register the Church of Satoshi? There is certainly enough philosophy here.

eidt: Namecoin can be the lost 13th tribe of Alt Chains.

i must confess, your description of the Blockchain technology and Satoshi and its supporters and maximalists sound so familiar with the reference point but then it can not be compared to that of which you recommend. The Bible is not just a book but represents instructions and the church is also sacred as the Bible is.

 

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