Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest

[shmoula]

Code redeemed, thanks!

[coindetective]

Still waiting for more jokes to be posted this week. People, look at the results of these past weeks, almost everyone who posted their jokes, WON.

I AM GIVING AWAY $20 trading share in exchange for a good joke.

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Q. Why do Rules for Professional Conduct for lawyers prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A. To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

[shmoula]

Not sure, if I can attend next round, if not, at least have some good laugh. Another translation from czech attempt:

A guy takes girl back home to her parents house late in night. Theyre at the door, kissing and saying good bye and guy asks for a quick BJ. Girl does not want to, so he's begging a little longer. Suddenly doors open and younger brother says: father tells you that you should give him BJ and put your fu*ing back out of our doorbell button!

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This one is more of a riddle than a joke

Q. How do you get Bitcoins out of Bitcoin Trader?

A.Insert your own punchline