[FACTS] Future Talk with Spoetnik

[Spoetnik]

While sitting here mowing down a peacan-pie i had a revelation !

I foresee a battle on Earth !

Let me rewind a bit..
I am watching the show "Somebody's Gotta Do It" with Mike Row.
And it's the episode about a chicken farm..
The chickens are treated really good and that makes them more delicious.

But one day when the animals start talking to us (the cats & dogs will be first)
..the animals will be asking us humans why we eat some animals & not others.
This will one day spark wars !
Dog people vs Humans etc.

It has already started.. i have already seen many animals speaking English words.
And clearly understanding English words too !
I CAN totally envision them in the future being able to have a conversation with us.
..but are we prepare for that ?

There will be battles and i know what side i am on

[High Plains Drifter]

Your body is having some sort of reaction to the pecans.  Take a nap and you'll feel better 

[morantis]

i think you are sitting too close to the high tension power lines again

[Spoetnik]

I don't think you guys are looking into the future.
You think domesticated pets like Cats & dogs could never learn to speak English etc ?
I am not saying in 10 years time.. i am saying maybe a 100 or more.
You all act like it's impossible..
BUT !
LOOK AROUND !

Doges & Cats have ALREADY demonstrated to us they can SPEAK words to us.
And they have proven they do understand what we say.
You all seen animals talking just like people on Youtube etc.
So.. they DO in fact have the physical capability to do it !

I had a cat as a kid that knew a ton of words..
I had it trained like a dog and it would do things on command.
I never had to repeat myself.. if i said sit ..it sat down.
What is that ?
Communication duh..

The neighbors cat has been coming over here for years and it was nagging me the other day as i came home.
I got to my fenced in yard and it came over & started meowing at me like crazy.
We understood each other just fine.. he wanted in the house for some cat food & a nap.
And that is what he got too !

I think it is you guys "too close to the power lines"

..never insult a member of the "Penguin Liberation Front" !
We will eat your fish & there is nothing you can do about it.
Come to terms with it.

[Gleb Gamow]

I don't think you guys are looking into the future.
You think domesticated pets like Cats & dogs could never learn to speak English etc ?
I am not saying in 10 years time.. i am saying maybe a 100 or more.
You all act like it's impossible..
BUT !
LOOK AROUND !

Doges & Cats have ALREADY demonstrated to us they can SPEAK words to us.
And they have proven they do understand what we say.
You all seen animals talking just like people on Youtube etc.
So.. they DO in fact have the physical capability to do it !

I had a cat as a kid that knew a ton of words..
I had it trained like a dog and it would do things on command.
I never had to repeat myself.. if i said sit ..it sat down.
What is that ?
Communication duh..

The neighbors cat has been coming over here for years and it was nagging me the other day as i came home.
I got to my fenced in yard and it came over & started meowing at me like crazy.
We understood each other just fine.. he wanted in the house for some cat food & a nap.
And that is what he got too !

I think it is you guys "too close to the power lines"

..never insult a member of the "Penguin Liberation Front" !
We will eat your fish & there is nothing you can do about it.
Come to terms with it.

I know of a Chantha Owen Lueung, Lead Cat of the Federation of Duckweed Denizens (FDD for short). I, for one, would pay RateCoin to view an episode of a confrontation between PLF and the Fishish-speaking FDD, provided, of course, subtitles are included enabling us mere mortals to follow the plot as our pecan Jell-O thickens.

[Foxpup]

I think the sun's disintegration rays are affecting your brain. Next time you go outside, don't forget to put on your hat.

[Spoetnik]

Yup i was eating pecan-pie again..

It occurred to me.. CONSPIRACY !

Look at these guys FUD'ing me.. clearly i am on to something and they are scared !

Since nobody attempted to disapprove my assertions then i must conclude i have a lantern-fish in my beak.

And Tinfoil Hat ? are you flirting with me guy ?
Fox put seed in Penguin belly ?
You want this to happen ?



What will you do when your pet dog looks at you and asks why did you eat Pete the chicken ?

[Foxpup]

And Tinfoil Hat ? are you flirting with me guy ?
Fox put seed in Penguin belly ?
You want this to happen ?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/24/23740A2800000578-0-image-42_1416823978623.jpg

What will you do when your pet dog looks at you and asks why did you eat Pete the chicken ?

First, I'll resolve to lay off the absinthe. Next, I'll ask my dog what the Hell it was drinking to make it forget that it's a fucking carnivore.

[HCLivess]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c

[AioFox]

By the time they learn how to talk, the gonna have to learn how to hold and shoot a gun with their slimy flappers and small paws