Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory)

[suchmoon]

So many to choose from...

- sending merits
- receiving merits
- reporting posts
- being in DT
- being an asshole

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.

[nutildah]

So many to choose from...

- sending merits
- receiving merits
- reporting posts
- being in DT
- being an asshole

*MATCHED*

But being an asshole is required for being in DT, so I'm tagging you for being redundant.

Speaking of redundant,

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.

Probably in the middle of writing a 2,500 word essay to theymos about why he is wrong for mandating KYC. This person is perfect in every way and has never been wrong, so I have no reason to tag them.

[cryptohunter]

So many to choose from...

- having observable double standards in several instances
- cycling merits with pals
- supporting proven scum bags and getting them on DT
- being in DirtTurds
- being a snitchy scumbag for pathetic crap
- accusing "most" pre merit legends of being spammers
- Claiming that " it is stupid and incorrect to assume that some of the 0.13% of the board can make posts as good or better than some of the 99.87% of the board.
- being grossly net negative by trying to prevent a fair and equal system for all being developed.
- having not achieved anything of real note.
- wasting cryptohunters valuable time presenting bogus arguments that I debunk myself because I'm a moron.
- smelling bad
- looking dreadful

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.

my crimes

- telling the truth and presenting observable events from the post histories of some scum bags after they attacked me personally for no particular reason.

- pushing for a fair and equal environment for all.

Every day is april fools on meta so why the fuss.

@notildah  

you forgot to add buying your account from nutildah

I would never skimp to 2500 words -- please less of the insults.

[Foxpup]

So many to choose from...

- having observable double standards in several instances
- cycling merits with pals
- supporting proven scum bags and getting them on DT
- being in DirtTurds
- being a snitchy scumbag for pathetic crap
- accusing "most" pre merit legends of being spammers
- Claiming that " it is stupid and incorrect to assume that some of the 0.13% of the board can make posts as good or better than some of the 99.87% of the board.
- being grossly net negative by trying to prevent a fair and equal system for all being developed.
- having not achieved anything of real note.
- wasting cryptohunters valuable time presenting bogus arguments that I debunk myself because I'm a moron.
- smelling bad
- looking dreadful

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.

You challenged me to present your incorrect information, and I answer your challenge now: suchmoon does not look dreadful. Personally I find large ears and sharp fangs to be quite attractive.

[cryptohunter]

So many to choose from...

- having observable double standards in several instances
- cycling merits with pals
- supporting proven scum bags and getting them on DT
- being in DirtTurds
- being a snitchy scumbag for pathetic crap
- accusing "most" pre merit legends of being spammers
- Claiming that " it is stupid and incorrect to assume that some of the 0.13% of the board can make posts as good or better than some of the 99.87% of the board.
- being grossly net negative by trying to prevent a fair and equal system for all being developed.
- having not achieved anything of real note.
- wasting cryptohunters valuable time presenting bogus arguments that I debunk myself because I'm a moron.
- smelling bad
- looking dreadful

All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process.

You challenged me to present your incorrect information, and I answer your challenge now: suchmoon does not look dreadful. Personally I find large ears and sharp fangs to be quite attractive.

Ah the girl who does not give one fuck about me, back again . I know you're all there panting away in those heavy house wifey sighs waiting for my gorgeous kyc pics.

Well, okay then regarding suchmoons appearance... beauty is in the eye of the beholder I believe they say. You likely love the smell of stale and rancid urine so I will let you challenge me her scent too...haah

I'm glad you challenged the one(of2) you know is not observably undeniable.

Happy april fools day... fools.

Anyway I stated my crimes I feel better getting those off my chest.  Sorry, and I promise to repeat them as often as possible.

[nutildah]

my crimes

- telling the truth and presenting observable events from the post histories of some scum bags after they attacked me personally for no particular reason.

- pushing for a fair and equal environment for all.

Every day is april fools on meta so why the fuss.

@notildah  

you forgot to add buying your account from nutildah

I would never skimp to 2500 words -- please less of the insults.

notildah... good one... I'm green tagging you for Good Puns.

[Foxpup]

I know you're all there panting away in those heavy house wifey sighs waiting for my gorgeous kyc pics.

Come on, I showed you mine. You wouldn't keep a cute little vixen like me waiting, would you?

You likely love the smell of stale and rancid urine so I will let you challenge me her scent too...haah

Actually, that's my scent. Everyone on DT still reeks of it following my bid to get on DT1 via... vixenly methods.

[Steamtyme]

Oh no I never thought someone would find my confession, it was late and I was sleepy. Why did I trust theymos with my most intimate of information.

Well I admitted to killing people                                                                                                                       ... with kindness
There face goes all contorted, it really is a sight to see.

I think I admitted something else but don't remember.  

[Crypto Girl]

Why did I trust theymos with my most intimate of information.

We're all being fooled and actually thinking what the heck is the credit card number was all about, maybe Theymos might used it for shopping. Currently, don't have any biggest crime so far, I don't think it's crime when I farted in the train while it's loaded, and everyone think that the man beside me is the one. I think it's the perks. 

[YOSHIE]

The crime I have seen, if you are involved in a crime, avoid this prison.

This prison is very deadly, for newcomers no exception, the new ones coming in, you have to serve homo sexsual with bloody butts, serving 10 bosses, criminals every day. With 1.5x1,5 lovemaking room.
Don't expect you can watch television, luxury facilities or sleep, in short, the name is Hell on Earth. This is a crime I have met in this world.
In hot weather, crowded places, where every prisoner must die every day, not eat, and die in a room 1.5x1.5 square.
Outbreaks of haunting diseases, medical inadequacies are very bad on the face of hell.

[LoyceV]

This prison is very deadly

It depends on the country you're in.
Norway:

The Netherlands:

Malawi:

Haiti:

Russia:

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[El duderino_]

@nutildah..... ----> you wanna crush my trustlist??