Paid a hooker in vegas using Bitcoin Saturday night

[TKeenan]

you watch on your stinky porn movies.

you mean anal?  Your dead momma is an anal entertainer?

[coinpr0n]

Lol @ OP. That is awesome and sounds like a really fun time. How did she know about Bitcoin already? Did she have a QR tattooed (sorry)?

[S4VV4S]

you watch on your stinky porn movies.

you mean anal?  Your dead momma is an anal entertainer?

Are you for real?

You stinky, perverted little shit....

Lets get one thing clear...

The only one pertaining to any kind of entertainment is your momma, your sisters and your girlfriend (who recently ditched you because you are too small - dick wise).

Now that we have that clear....

How does it feel having a pet whose dick is bigger than yours?

[BillyBobZorton]

Went to Las Vegas for my 21st with a couple friends. Went to some clubs and got a girl and figured should cross "3 some" off bucket list and she was all for it so we got a hooker.

Paid her in Bitcoin, it was pretty funny honestly.

Ironically paid her exactly 1 Bitcoin too for couple hours with her. God it was a blessed night all around.

Never need it but a friend told me you can stay hard for a couple hours even if you orgasm so I bought a viagra off a friend and it did exactly that. My first threesome, was two or so hours long (with breaks of course, I'm not hercules) but goddamn I swear I lost 5 pounds from all that energy used. Couldn't move for awhile the next morning and I was pretty raw honestly from all the sex haha.

Pretty good use of BTC, i wish I was an early investor so I could spend 1 BTC on that daily, gotta spead the love.

[Bit_Happy]

Went to Las Vegas for my 21st with a couple friends. Went to some clubs and got a girl and figured should cross "3 some" off bucket list and she was all for it so we got a hooker.

Paid her in Bitcoin, it was pretty funny honestly.

Ironically paid her exactly 1 Bitcoin too for couple hours with her. God it was a blessed night all around.

Never need it but a friend told me you can stay hard for a couple hours even if you orgasm so I bought a viagra off a friend and it did exactly that. My first threesome, was two or so hours long (with breaks of course, I'm not hercules) but goddamn I swear I lost 5 pounds from all that energy used. Couldn't move for awhile the next morning and I was pretty raw honestly from all the sex haha.

I am glad you think you had fun. Aren't you way too young to be paying for sex?

[QuestionAuthority]

Well this thread got ugly fast. I can't believe you're arguing about what prostitutes like to be called. I can settle this for you. In Clark County, which is where Las Vegas is located, prostitution is illegal. Because it's illegal they like to be called "escorts" and most charge between $300 and $500 an hour for things "on the menu". Off menu items can increase the price to as high as $10,000 an hour. You have to drive about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas to Nye County before prostitution is legal. In Nye County they're called prostitutes and have health and work permits.

[S4VV4S]

Well this thread got ugly fast. I can't believe you're arguing about what prostitutes like to be called. I can settle this for you. In Clark County, which is where Las Vegas is located, prostitution is illegal. Because it's illegal they like to be called "escorts" and most charge between $300 and $500 an hour for things "on the menu". Off menu items can increase the price to as high as $10,000 an hour. You have to drive about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas to Nye County before prostitution is legal. In Nye County they're called prostitutes and have health and work permits.

"Escorts" is a different thing.

They are "High Quality Companions" in their way of setting things (which is not bad)

Apart from that, calling them escorts is not bad... try calling them hookers and see what happens  

[dothebeats]

Well this thread got ugly fast. I can't believe you're arguing about what prostitutes like to be called. I can settle this for you. In Clark County, which is where Las Vegas is located, prostitution is illegal. Because it's illegal they like to be called "escorts" and most charge between $300 and $500 an hour for things "on the menu". Off menu items can increase the price to as high as $10,000 an hour. You have to drive about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas to Nye County before prostitution is legal. In Nye County they're called prostitutes and have health and work permits.

I'd like to meet these so-called "prostitutes" with health and work permits, so as to prevent contracting STDs and the likes for just some hours of pleasure. It's hard to pick-up a "clean" prostitute nowadays. Scary tbh, you might pick one of those girls which already has some serious disease on her body.

[QuestionAuthority]

Well this thread got ugly fast. I can't believe you're arguing about what prostitutes like to be called. I can settle this for you. In Clark County, which is where Las Vegas is located, prostitution is illegal. Because it's illegal they like to be called "escorts" and most charge between $300 and $500 an hour for things "on the menu". Off menu items can increase the price to as high as $10,000 an hour. You have to drive about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas to Nye County before prostitution is legal. In Nye County they're called prostitutes and have health and work permits.

"Escorts" is a different thing.

They are "High Quality Companions" in their way of setting things (which is not bad)

Apart from that, calling them escorts is not bad... try calling them hookers and see what happens  

Considering what they allow in their "off menu items" I doubt there is anything you could call them, spit at them, or spray on them that would upset them much. At least, that's what I hear from friends. 

[shogdite]

Well this thread got ugly fast. I can't believe you're arguing about what prostitutes like to be called. I can settle this for you. In Clark County, which is where Las Vegas is located, prostitution is illegal. Because it's illegal they like to be called "escorts" and most charge between $300 and $500 an hour for things "on the menu". Off menu items can increase the price to as high as $10,000 an hour. You have to drive about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas to Nye County before prostitution is legal. In Nye County they're called prostitutes and have health and work permits.

"Escorts" is a different thing.

They are "High Quality Companions" in their way of setting things (which is not bad)

Apart from that, calling them escorts is not bad... try calling them hookers and see what happens  

Same difference in the UK, whores (hookers) are stereotyped as the skanky crack-addled hoes you pick up from street corners whereas escorts are women who come round to your house and generally insist on using protection (no way would I go bareback )

Professional escort services also regularly check their workers for STD's so you're less likely to catch any nasties.

[S4VV4S]

Well this thread got ugly fast. I can't believe you're arguing about what prostitutes like to be called. I can settle this for you. In Clark County, which is where Las Vegas is located, prostitution is illegal. Because it's illegal they like to be called "escorts" and most charge between $300 and $500 an hour for things "on the menu". Off menu items can increase the price to as high as $10,000 an hour. You have to drive about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas to Nye County before prostitution is legal. In Nye County they're called prostitutes and have health and work permits.

"Escorts" is a different thing.

They are "High Quality Companions" in their way of setting things (which is not bad)

Apart from that, calling them escorts is not bad... try calling them hookers and see what happens  

Same difference in the UK, whores (hookers) are stereotyped as the skanky crack-addled hoes you pick up from street corners whereas escorts are women who come round to your house and generally insist on using protection (no way would I go bareback )

Professional escort services also regularly check their workers for STD's so you're less likely to catch any nasties.

Fabulous...
Though I have never had the need to acquire the services of an escort,
how do you think they would respond if you called them hookers?

[Paul Revere]

$250 for 2 hours with a girl in Las Vegas? Thought it would cost more than that. Anyway, if I were to spend my BTC with a prostitute, I wouldn't talk much about it.

Dead giveaway that the whole story is bullshit right there.

[TKeenan]

Fabulous...
Though I have never had the need to acquire the services of an escort,
how do you think they would respond if you called them hookers?

Same way your nasty-assed anal whore mom responded when I called her one.  She didn't do anything.  She's been called it a thousand times and still loves it.  Calling a hooker a hooker is like calling a spade a spade.

[S4VV4S]

Fabulous...
Though I have never had the need to acquire the services of an escort,
how do you think they would respond if you called them hookers?

Same way your nasty-assed anal whore mom responded when I called her one.  She didn't do anything.  She's been called it a thousand times and still loves it.  Calling a hooker a hooker is like calling a spade a spade.

You are so sad that the word SAD does NOT cover how sad you are.

Now, that being said, your momma likes being called my (as in mine) bitch, but she does NOT like to be called a whore.
Same goes for both of your sisters (wait, what? how do I know you have two sisters? it's because you grew up with b*tches  ) and those b*tches told me all about how you like it from behind - what a fag BTW)

Now, PLS, stop posting your gay stuff here, we don't care.
Apart from that, you are wasting bandwidth.
Not nice girl.
Not nice at all.

Please go away.
Thank you  

[BitcoinDistributor]

I had them both call me daddy and they liked it. Only like being called that cause I enjoy feeling in control.

Didn't call her hooker for those that are arguing all I said was damn you gorgeous and helped her undress n we all went from there.

In all honesty if you actually have to say the word hooker or prostitute you are prob doing it wrong, have some confidence guys, hooker or not, the girl(s) will enjoy if you have some confidence to yourselves. Think about it.

Also to gleb - my current investment is 2500 DRK which I bought for $1.20 per awhile back.

[Gleb Gamow]

Thanks for your response fabiola, much appreciated. After 2 years of dating, I just found out last night I had been cheated on by my now ex girlfriend.

<redacted>

...

From the simple making out when drunk to the full out woman on woman sexual experience, lot of women I have dated all have at some point that history.

...

Curious to hear your thoughts. In real life I swear I'm not creepy or anything like this, as a young 20 year old I just really have wondered this and obviously asking this to my female friends could come across as weird so figured I'd ask you, here on this anonymous forum.

Don't take what I'm saying above too seriously at all, I just got back from going to the bars with friends, am a lil drunk and felt like having some fun on this forum before passing out.

What you have there is an extremely rare woman. Don't ever lose that one. Hell the relationship I just got out of, I was lucky to get sex 2-3 times a week after dating for a year, in the beginning it was 2-4 times daily which is what i had hoped it would remain (or at least once a day). And I know as you get older, generally women want it less and less and use the "I'm tired" excuse more.

What country are you from / living in ? I live in the United States. I take offense to you what you said ma'am about hitting on whoever I see, I've been in a faithful relationship for 2 years and then got cheated on, tonight was honestly the first time I went out to a bar as a single man and I was just trying to have a good time.   Anyways, when I think of a girl having an ass, I don't like it as big as nicky or the kardashians that TOO MUCH ass. If you have TOO MUCH ass, how can you get most of your dick in the girl when you gotta get past all that ass? I'd rather have a girl with a nice ass I can smack but also massage when trying to make love, but still be able to get all of me in there for the girl's benefit. Getting a huge fake ass is just hurting the girl's chance of orgasming since all that ass can get in the way sometimes.

If I can squeeze your ass and it don't look flat as a pancake, then you have my approval. Personally, I'm a breast guy, this is awful to say but I can't even consider hooking up with someone who is an A cup, I see them as somewhat manly for lacking such, IDK why.

 (I'm a really kinky guy so thats one thing I hated in my 2 year relationship, she wouldn't do any roleplaying or fun stuff I was used to before I met her, although she was really hot).

/end talk (I talk too much I know)

Recall, he's 20, and relating events when he was 18 and still in high school - Roll Play High.

I'm a lanky, newly single guy. Before I never thought I'd need to look nice but with me just having turned 21 and now single I'm trying to bulk up. And quick.

What methods do you guys recommend? I'm working out daily and taking 2 scoops of weight gainer daily, 2 scoops of whey after workouts, and a shake of casein protein before bed. Each scoop has roughly 25 grams of protein.

Anything else to help? I'm 21 and weight 135 lbs sadly...I'm a guy. I had ADHD as a kid and the meds killed my appetite which is why I'm so skinny now as an adult.

one who is also as sexy as this

Hopefully Im stating the obvious when I say sexy is not about just looks.  That gal is from russia apparently anyhow so could be not the easiest relationship lol

Not gonna lie, I make enough I could support two people easily, I could buy us vacations and nice things so f*** it if she turns out to be an idiot and I say this nicely, I'd marry that girl above in a heartbeat. I make $200k yearly n I'm 20 so yeah. If you ain't as pretty as her tho then 50/50 personality n looks I want

Approximately $395,000 at a price of $220 for BTC.

Luckily I bought into LTC at $0.02 for 20,000 of them years back when first introduced on BTC-e and sold them for ~$24.00 each roughly.

I sold 0.32xx BTC and then 0.185 BTC for roughly a total of $145 and I still don't have my money.

It says on Coinbase I would have the funds in my account on Wednesday January 14th, YESTERDAY.

Where is my money? If they dare cancel my sale I will be filing a claim with the BBB. Really pissed right now.

I know me personally, I haven't held bitcoin overnight in months and don't plan to anytime soon.

Looking for cash for my BTC. If interested let me know, if EXTREMELY trustworthy I'll send first. I run a business and will have payments every so often in BTC so it would be nice to find someone able to do this reliably.

Escrow is more then fine (actually preferred honestly).

Message me if interested.

Made a half million dollars trading LiteCoin, then tries to move .953 BTC via means above oppose to using formidable channels.

I say this dude wants to be in the runnin' for The Fodor Award: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=990219.0

Cloudbet why do you lie to us? Do you think we're stupid?

So long. I skipped a few quotes to read. Great story line up by op. Didn't know he was such a great storyteller. Really deserves an award. Good find. Hahahaha.

No skipping quotes is allowed! 

One must read the entire post, paying close attention to the dates, to fully understand what type of asswipe we're dealing with here, and why he desires this month's The Fodor Award.

[S4VV4S]

-snip-

One must read the entire post, paying close attention to the dates, to fully understand what type of asswipe we're dealing with here, and why he desires this month's The Fodor Award.

Kudos to Bruno 

[shogdite]

Well this thread got ugly fast. I can't believe you're arguing about what prostitutes like to be called. I can settle this for you. In Clark County, which is where Las Vegas is located, prostitution is illegal. Because it's illegal they like to be called "escorts" and most charge between $300 and $500 an hour for things "on the menu". Off menu items can increase the price to as high as $10,000 an hour. You have to drive about 60 miles outside of Las Vegas to Nye County before prostitution is legal. In Nye County they're called prostitutes and have health and work permits.

"Escorts" is a different thing.

They are "High Quality Companions" in their way of setting things (which is not bad)

Apart from that, calling them escorts is not bad... try calling them hookers and see what happens  

Same difference in the UK, whores (hookers) are stereotyped as the skanky crack-addled hoes you pick up from street corners whereas escorts are women who come round to your house and generally insist on using protection (no way would I go bareback )

Professional escort services also regularly check their workers for STD's so you're less likely to catch any nasties.

Fabulous...
Though I have never had the need to acquire the services of an escort,
how do you think they would respond if you called them hookers?

No idea mate, as long as the money's good I doubt they would have too much of a problem.

@Gleb Can always trust you to sift through the bullshit

[dothebeats]

Thanks for your response fabiola, much appreciated. After 2 years of dating, I just found out last night I had been cheated on by my now ex girlfriend.

<redacted>

...

From the simple making out when drunk to the full out woman on woman sexual experience, lot of women I have dated all have at some point that history.

...

Curious to hear your thoughts. In real life I swear I'm not creepy or anything like this, as a young 20 year old I just really have wondered this and obviously asking this to my female friends could come across as weird so figured I'd ask you, here on this anonymous forum.

Don't take what I'm saying above too seriously at all, I just got back from going to the bars with friends, am a lil drunk and felt like having some fun on this forum before passing out.

What you have there is an extremely rare woman. Don't ever lose that one. Hell the relationship I just got out of, I was lucky to get sex 2-3 times a week after dating for a year, in the beginning it was 2-4 times daily which is what i had hoped it would remain (or at least once a day). And I know as you get older, generally women want it less and less and use the "I'm tired" excuse more.

What country are you from / living in ? I live in the United States. I take offense to you what you said ma'am about hitting on whoever I see, I've been in a faithful relationship for 2 years and then got cheated on, tonight was honestly the first time I went out to a bar as a single man and I was just trying to have a good time.   Anyways, when I think of a girl having an ass, I don't like it as big as nicky or the kardashians that TOO MUCH ass. If you have TOO MUCH ass, how can you get most of your dick in the girl when you gotta get past all that ass? I'd rather have a girl with a nice ass I can smack but also massage when trying to make love, but still be able to get all of me in there for the girl's benefit. Getting a huge fake ass is just hurting the girl's chance of orgasming since all that ass can get in the way sometimes.

If I can squeeze your ass and it don't look flat as a pancake, then you have my approval. Personally, I'm a breast guy, this is awful to say but I can't even consider hooking up with someone who is an A cup, I see them as somewhat manly for lacking such, IDK why.

 (I'm a really kinky guy so thats one thing I hated in my 2 year relationship, she wouldn't do any roleplaying or fun stuff I was used to before I met her, although she was really hot).

/end talk (I talk too much I know)

Recall, he's 20, and relating events when he was 18 and still in high school - Roll Play High.

I'm a lanky, newly single guy. Before I never thought I'd need to look nice but with me just having turned 21 and now single I'm trying to bulk up. And quick.

What methods do you guys recommend? I'm working out daily and taking 2 scoops of weight gainer daily, 2 scoops of whey after workouts, and a shake of casein protein before bed. Each scoop has roughly 25 grams of protein.

Anything else to help? I'm 21 and weight 135 lbs sadly...I'm a guy. I had ADHD as a kid and the meds killed my appetite which is why I'm so skinny now as an adult.

one who is also as sexy as this

Hopefully Im stating the obvious when I say sexy is not about just looks.  That gal is from russia apparently anyhow so could be not the easiest relationship lol

Not gonna lie, I make enough I could support two people easily, I could buy us vacations and nice things so f*** it if she turns out to be an idiot and I say this nicely, I'd marry that girl above in a heartbeat. I make $200k yearly n I'm 20 so yeah. If you ain't as pretty as her tho then 50/50 personality n looks I want

Approximately $395,000 at a price of $220 for BTC.

Luckily I bought into LTC at $0.02 for 20,000 of them years back when first introduced on BTC-e and sold them for ~$24.00 each roughly.

I sold 0.32xx BTC and then 0.185 BTC for roughly a total of $145 and I still don't have my money.

It says on Coinbase I would have the funds in my account on Wednesday January 14th, YESTERDAY.

Where is my money? If they dare cancel my sale I will be filing a claim with the BBB. Really pissed right now.

I know me personally, I haven't held bitcoin overnight in months and don't plan to anytime soon.

Looking for cash for my BTC. If interested let me know, if EXTREMELY trustworthy I'll send first. I run a business and will have payments every so often in BTC so it would be nice to find someone able to do this reliably.

Escrow is more then fine (actually preferred honestly).

Message me if interested.

Made a half million dollars trading LiteCoin, then tries to move .953 BTC via means above oppose to using formidable channels.

I say this dude wants to be in the runnin' for The Fodor Award: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=990219.0

Cloudbet why do you lie to us? Do you think we're stupid?

So long. I skipped a few quotes to read. Great story line up by op. Didn't know he was such a great storyteller. Really deserves an award. Good find. Hahahaha.

No skipping quotes is allowed!  

One must read the entire post, paying close attention to the dates, to fully understand what type of asswipe we're dealing with here, and why he desires this month's The Fodor Award.

Okay, I'm sorry about that. I've read the quotes one by one, paying close attention. Though I realized that this ain't another normal story awhile ago, I didn't know that I would get a good laugh upon reading it the second time around.

OP, can you toss up some coins to this address: 1HZi1d5h3etbUyBzX4kgZFb6UBoTAszA44 You've stated that you earned half a million dollars by just trading litecoins. Consider donating to that address and think of it as your graduation gift to me (as I had recently graduated.)      

^sarcasm