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Gleb Gamow
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April 07, 2015, 04:48:46 AM

Fodor: A lie so unbelievable, it has to be true. Named after Bitcoin's first Fodor teller, Leroy Fodor:

When I was 19-years-old, I fucked dead animals, thus I shouldn't be trusted in calling out liars like Leroy Fodor on this forum.

What's it like to fuck dead animals? Don't have a clue, for I was fuckin' stoned and drunk outta my fuckin' mind when I performed such because I couldn't find any underage pussy nearby to fuck, so I fucked the closest thing to it.

At 24-years-old, I smashed a mailbox late at night because it was the in-thing to do.

At 33, I used to peek into windows of a neighborhood and jack off to women who were changing their clothes.

What do I have to say for my nefarious actions?

Blame Vod!
Haha, we used to smash letter boxes all the time here when i was younger, your right it was the in-thing to do, all over the world it seems.

Don't know about the dead animal or window thing but hey if it makes you happy and doesn't harm anyone else then go for it, nobody can say the dead animals complained.
Your a funny guy Gleb, keep ya seedy shit coming, livens up the forum.

To be honest, it was during one night that I was peaking in a window and saw a woman in her bra talking on the phone. I starting jacking off as I got closer to the her window. Then, I tripped over a dead animal, I think it was her dog that had just died. Then the lights went out in the house. Not wanting to not bust a nut, I starting fucking her dead dog. About an hour or so later, I still had not cum. Pissed off, I stuck cigarette butts up the dog's ass, then smashed the woman's mail box and went home. This is a true Fodor story. I am not a liar and I hate greed. (ironically, Fodor uses the same exact quote, seriously and Honest Abely)
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