told to kill myself on IRC?

[vampire]

on the #bitcoin IRC channel someone is abusing the bot to tell it to kill myself

what should I do?

You should just STFU, you were disrupting a bunch of IRC channels: like #bitcoin-dev

[ErebusBat]

but why doesn't anyone think this isn't a nice way to treat other people?

[Kluge]

Can I get a loan?

How much do you need? I always hunt in suicide threads for good lending opportunities. Estates are pretty easy to successfully sue unless they have a lawyer, and sometimes you can get lots of cool junk out of it.

[btcANGEL]

There are two sides to every story. Here's the other half of this one.

For your amusement, the swear words emotional language has been replaced with sparkles and the names of the innocent have been replaced with alpacas.


sunshinehappy: I didn't get any free bitcoins
sunshinehappy:  faucet but i didn't want to be connected with google or have my IP displayed
alpaca: Check out https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Trade#Samples_and_Marketing_Offers for free bitcoin offers
sunshinehappy: so many f-sparkling scams
sunshinehappy: bitcoin IS a scam
sunshinehappy: http://bp123.tk/free/btc
sunshinehappy: free bitcoin: NOT FOUND
sunshinehappy: I expected there to be some transactions sent to me by now
sunshinehappy: http://www.bitvisitor.com/next.php
sunshinehappy: it says "next page in 00:00"
sunshinehappy: and ... nothing is happening
sunshinehappy: clearly a scam to make you wait around doing nothing
sunshinehappy: I don't see any green next..
sunshinehappy: do I need flash for it to work?
sunshinehappy: https://i.imgur.com/ST4U5.png
sunshinehappy: look here
sunshinehappy: it's just waiting like that
sunshinehappy: alpaca, what's a decent way to make bitcoins?
sunshinehappy: well you'refree to go to bitvisitor but as far as  I am concerned it's EQUIVALENT to a fake site that doesn't do anything
sunshinehappy: is it just that you need flash for the site to work?
sunshinehappy: because I have no flash support
sunshinehappy: so there are NO free bitconis
sunshinehappy: is what you're saying
sunshinehappy: I just thought there was
sunshinehappy: why didn't someone tell me there was no free bitcoins
sunshinehappy: instead of me wasting so many hours on this
sunshinehappy: I got burned bad by this bitcoin nonsense
sunshinehappy: alpaca, yes ZERO
sunshinehappy: so alpaca, you're saying BITCOIN = DIRT
sunshinehappy: how it works: They post "Hey come here to get free bitcoins" and then they get 10 new accounts posting "Yay! IT worked, I got new free bitcoins here!"
sunshinehappy: and then I come along and think, oh it worked for all them it must be true
sunshinehappy: so I try it and NOTHING happens
sunshinehappy: yes
sunshinehappy: I'm mad about it
sunshinehappy: whyare people pretending it give free stuff
sunshinehappy: when they don't?
sunshinehappy: pyramid...... scam
sunshinehappy: I don't have that button alpaca
sunshinehappy: I wouldn't EXPECT free bitcoins if there weren't all these people SAYING they got them
sunshinehappy: all these forum posts designed to trick people into thinking they can get free coins
sunshinehappy: I've tried a lot and none gave me anything
sunshinehappy: alpaca, well it's probably because I'm on GNU/Linux that the button is not showing up for me
sunshinehappy: I don't want "free coins" I want free coins
sunshinehappy: what's that?
sunshinehappy: no
sunshinehappy: alpaca, I did this site yesterday and got nothing
sunshinehappy: bitcoin is biased against people with no sense
sunshinehappy: I f-sparkling hate this
sunshinehappy: alpaca, what the hell??
sunshinehappy: I have NO money
sunshinehappy: bitcoin isn't real
sunshinehappy: Total Received: 0.0 BTC
sunshinehappy: I was never funny
sunshinehappy: none of the sites you gave me work
sunshinehappy: so now that you've used me you want me gone
sunshinehappy: "You already received free BitCoins today.
sunshinehappy: Try again tomorrow."
sunshinehappy: No I didn't
sunshinehappy: I did this yesterday and I haven't got anything
alpaca: pirate is giving out free bitcoins
sunshinehappy: and I checked in bitinfo
sunshinehappy: I meant http://blockchain.info
sunshinehappy: pirate seems to be running some huge scam
sunshinehappy: I don't want anything to do with that
sunshinehappy: yes but I have negative money in there
sunshinehappy: alpaca, I'm not using a client I just checked on blockchain.info
sunshinehappy: You have already received free Bitcoins today. Come back after August 21
sunshinehappy: No I have NOT
sunshinehappy: sorry but wouldn't you be a little bit skeptical
sunshinehappy: if you were totally new ?
sunshinehappy: I copy and pasted my address
sunshinehappy: let me show you smoething
sunshinehappy: http://blockchain.info/address/1GBLNvWtRs5TxNnoERsvL2tn6R5CMQqXoK
sunshinehappy: No. Transactions    42
sunshinehappy: it's been 42 since yesterday
sunshinehappy: They haven't sent anything out
sunshinehappy: that's the address one of the "free bitcoin" sites uses to send out
sunshinehappy: I was waiting hour for it to update yesterday
sunshinehappy: now I loaded it today and it's not changed
sunshinehappy: is laundering actually possible though?
sunshinehappy: because transaction history is all public and saved..
sunshinehappy: this channel is FAKE
sunshinehappy:
sunshinehappy: I'm just upset that I didn't get free bitcoins
sunshinehappy: holy f-sparkle satoshidice is > 50% of bitcoin traffic
sunshinehappy: if you don't like betting or gambling should you avoid bitcoin?
sunshinehappy: alpaca, if you don't stop that I'll just /ignore you
sunshinehappy: 70 f-sparkling new blocks a day?
sunshinehappy: bitcoin is a scammers playground
sunshinehappy: that much is clear
sunshinehappy: alpaca, password protection
sunshinehappy: alpaca, if you lose.. wont you lose a LOT?
sunshinehappy: alpaca, did is say the password was wrong? :I don't know S
sunshinehappy: 900 BTC is a LOT
sunshinehappy: you must be insane
sunshinehappy: no I've not
sunshinehappy: Can I just say
sunshinehappy: all this talk about PONZI SCHEMES 24z
sunshinehappy: all this talk about PONZI SCHEMES 24/7 makes newbies think maybe bitcoin isn't serious
sunshinehappy: bitcoin seriously needs to clea n up it's act
sunshinehappy: alpaca, it proves that you the keyholder wrote the message, by using your private key
sunshinehappy: LULZ
sunshinehappy: alpaca, only if the wallet is encrypted, then you need the password to unlock the private key
sunshinehappy: f-sparkle off alpaca
sunshinehappy: no problem
sunshinehappy: why is everyone talking about pirate all the time?
sunshinehappy: this chat is staged
alpaca: we're all chatt bots
sunshinehappy: I know
sunshinehappy: I hate bitcoin
sunshinehappy: the  bot just prints out random numbers
sunshinehappy: pretending to be bitcoin prricese
sunshinehappy: I just wanted 0.00001 free bitcoins
sunshinehappy: * Cannot join #bitcoin-police-pvt (Channel is invite only).
sunshinehappy: alpaca, can I just ask you one thing please
sunshinehappy:
sunshinehappy: I helped alpaca lots and he is just ignoring me
sunshinehappy: f-sparkle you scammer
sunshinehappy: ;;c-sparkle
sunshinehappy: ;;alpaca-please-talk-to-me-i-helped-you-and-now-youre-just-ignoring-me
sunshinehappy: I shouldj ust kill myself
sunshinehappy: I should just kill myself
sunshinehappy: no one likes me
sunshinehappy: I seriously should just die because I'm stupid and useless and wortheless and everyone hates me
sunshinehappy: bitcoin make mes depressed
sunshinehappy: and the community is horrible


If you enjoyed this post, please send a donation of "free coins" to the Make Sunshine Happy Again Fund (MSHAF): 1GBLNvWtRs5TxNnoERsvL2tn6R5CMQqXoK

[greyhawk]

This doesn't sound very sunshineyhappy at all. 

[drakahn]

Oh wow, die in a fire kthnxbaibai

[terabit]

There are two sides to every story. Here's the other half of this one.

You just took everything I said out of context...

[AndrewBUD]

Why the hell is IRC never this entertaining when I am online?



Oh yeah: OP: If you are going to take to heart what a bot on a irc channel said to you, well, c'mon just noose it up and be done with it.



Thanks

[greyhawk]

Why the hell is IRC never this entertaining when I am online?

It's the HeisenbIRC effect. Things in an IRC channel only happen when not directly observed

[drakahn]

...HeisenbIRC...

*lulgasms*

[AndrewBUD]

Why the hell is IRC never this entertaining when I am online?

It's the HeisenbIRC effect. Things in an IRC channel only happen when not directly observed

I understand........

[terabit]

Oh yeah: OP: If you are going to take to heart what a bot on a irc channel said to you, well, c'mon just noose it up and be done with it.

It does upset me because everyone is being horrible to me, it's easy to say "just don't care about it" but how would you feel if everyone was ganging up against you saying things like this? And nobody in the channel seems to think it's bad to act this way towards people, so they laugh and join in. I just rejoined the chat now and they started telling me it right away before I even said anything. Just imagine how you'd feel.

[greyhawk]

Famous! I'd feel pretty damn famous.

Dude, it's your 15 minutes. Make them count.

Tomorrow nobody will know who you are again.

[AndrewBUD]

I think their just screwing around with ya...... Don't take everything so damn seriously (Why so serious?)..


Tell em all to fuck off and lick ball sweat.... Can be fun,,,, don't be a big baby..

[terabit]

issue resolved. Thanks to all the nice people. And thanks for exposing yourself as untrustworthy nasty people to all those who used this thread to tell me to end my life.

[ErebusBat]

issue resolved. Thanks to all the nice people. And thanks for exposing yourself as untrustworthy nasty people to all those who used this thread to tell me to end my life.

That is what the internets are for!

BTW:  never *ever* goto 4chan.

[enmaku]

issue resolved. Thanks to all the nice people. And thanks for exposing yourself as untrustworthy nasty people to all those who used this thread to tell me to end my life.

Oh you're so so welcome! We consider it a valuable service to have made your skin a little thicker. The world is, after all, a not-so-nice place and entitled thin-skinned folks like yourself haven't got an "immune system" so to speak to protect you from the true assholes out there. By being a milder version of such assholes, we build up your tolerance before the real douchebags get to you.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[terabit]

issue resolved. Thanks to all the nice people. And thanks for exposing yourself as untrustworthy nasty people to all those who used this thread to tell me to end my life.

Oh you're so so welcome! We consider it a valuable service to have made your skin a little thicker. The world is, after all, a not-so-nice place and entitled thin-skinned folks like yourself haven't got an "immune system" so to speak to protect you from the true assholes out there. By being a milder version of such assholes, we build up your tolerance before the real douchebags get to you.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

I don't buy this self righteous rubbish, you're just trying to make yourself feel virtuous even though you did something bad.

[Herodes]

that's how it's on the internet. Ignore it and move on.

[drakahn]

Oh for fucks sake there is no reason why we should be nice to someone that does not make us feel nice

The world is not a nice place to people who act crappy, crappy people get treated like crap, so reap what you sow as it were