evolve (OP)
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August 20, 2012, 08:20:15 PM Last edit: September 11, 2012, 03:19:17 AM by evolve |
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Do you hate money? Did you miss your opportunity to get scammed by bitcoinica? Do you wish you'd tied up all your money with pirate? Would you like to be part of the lucky majority who got taken by a bitcoin scam?
If so, then step right up! For a limited time only, I am offering to steal your money!
Here's how it works..I'm going to offer an obvious scam with an unbelievable return on investment, and you will be stupid enough to send me money. I will lie to you, and tell you that you are earning LOTS of money on your "investment" (meanwhile, I'll be spending your hard earned cash on cheetos and steam games). After a while, I will run away with the all the remaining cash, and I will still have rubes defending my Internet Honor on the forums.
Just send your money to the address in the signature. It'll make you rich. Also, supermodels will want have sex with you.
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nhodges
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August 20, 2012, 08:25:15 PM |
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So what you're saying is I can never prepare for the zombie apocalypse?
*trembles*
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greyhawk
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August 20, 2012, 08:28:52 PM |
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Fuck the naysayers. I'm in.
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ErebusBat
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August 20, 2012, 09:33:29 PM |
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I 'invested' just for the humor factor... I literally lold and it was worth that.
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evolve (OP)
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August 20, 2012, 10:21:51 PM |
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I appreciate your investment, it has already earned lots of interest. You shall recieve your first dividend in the amount of 250 btc cheeto crumbs and hugs, very soon.
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ErebusBat
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August 20, 2012, 10:27:53 PM |
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I appreciate your investment, it has already earned lots of interest. You shall recieve your first dividend in the amount of 250 btc cheeto crumbs and hugs, very soon.
I like hugs
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greyhawk
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August 20, 2012, 10:29:23 PM |
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I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
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ErebusBat
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August 20, 2012, 10:36:04 PM |
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I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
Why are you homophobic?
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greyhawk
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August 20, 2012, 10:37:29 PM |
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I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
Why are you homophobic? Have you seen one of these things? They're huge! ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fae%2FUrsus_arctos_-_Norway.jpg%2F200px-Ursus_arctos_-_Norway.jpg&t=665&c=wklIdbS8fArg1w)
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drakahn
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August 20, 2012, 10:38:45 PM |
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I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
Why are you homophobic? Have you seen one of these things? They're huge! ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fae%2FUrsus_arctos_-_Norway.jpg%2F200px-Ursus_arctos_-_Norway.jpg&t=665&c=wklIdbS8fArg1w) and they have bear powers
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ErebusBat
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August 20, 2012, 11:03:04 PM |
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I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
Why are you homophobic? Have you seen one of these things? They're huge! ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fae%2FUrsus_arctos_-_Norway.jpg%2F200px-Ursus_arctos_-_Norway.jpg&t=665&c=wklIdbS8fArg1w) Well played sir
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AndrewBUD
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August 21, 2012, 12:07:02 AM Last edit: August 21, 2012, 01:37:20 AM by AndrewBUD |
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I will deposit donate 10 BTC if we can agree on 2.5million % interest compounded by the minute...
edit: but we must each exchange 1 dancing poodle, The poodle must have at least 1 state fair winning ribbon or our agreement is null and void.
I will give you a chance to edit but you only have 30 seconds, I am very eager to start making the millions
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evolve (OP)
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August 21, 2012, 01:21:29 AM |
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Agreed
all agreemeents not involving dancing poodles are non-binding
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AndrewBUD
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August 21, 2012, 01:37:44 AM |
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damn why didn't I just reply again instead of editing the post... ^
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evolve (OP)
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August 21, 2012, 01:39:59 AM |
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Untill further notice, all interest is now being paid in the form of masterbating hobos (the most stable form of currency known to man). Sorry for the convenience.
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AndrewBUD
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August 21, 2012, 02:29:22 AM |
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LOL..... is it the smellier the more valuable or is it like 1 btc = 1 jerkin hobo?
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freeAgent
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August 21, 2012, 02:42:36 AM |
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I will only do it for 501%. If you can do that for me, I'm in.
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bitcon
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August 21, 2012, 03:06:29 AM |
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i'm in as soon as i get my coins back from pirate40
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Phinnaeus Gage
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August 21, 2012, 03:24:31 AM |
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evolve (OP)
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August 21, 2012, 03:41:30 AM Last edit: August 21, 2012, 04:51:07 AM by evolve |
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LOL..... is it the smellier the more valuable or is it like 1 btc = 1 jerkin hobo?
The current exchange rate is 50.73598 btc to each masterbating hobo. Hobos that pleasure themselves, as you know, pull a premium on the open commodities market, so my investors are getting a pretty sweet deal. You can party like the kings of wall street once you have your entourage of lusty homeless drifters!! Note: You cant touch the hobos. That costs extra. I will only do it for 501%. If you can do that for me, I'm in.
Done. But in return for this concession, I demand gummi bears. Like, a lot of them. I fucking love gummi bears. (True story) i'm in as soon as i get my coins back from pirate40
So, never? So what you're saying is I can never prepare for the zombie apocalypse?
*trembles*
My investment opportunity provides the perfect way to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. In fact, (for a limited time only) I will be offering a special "Zombie Apocalypse High Yeild Savings Plan". Its exactly like my other plan, but with 10% less zombies.
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