I'd like to imagine a pirate from Texas would enjoy this music video.

[SlaveInDebt]

http://youtu.be/bPC9wvTpvL4

"Man Overboard"

Blood sky in the mornin'
Shoulda seen the warnin'

Captain to the Seaman
Man your battle stations
Poseidon's on a mission
'Bout to turn it up to eleven

Captain to the Seaman
Assume crash positions
Toss the extras over
About to take on water

Blood sky every mornin' (All hands on deck, all hands on deck)
Shoulda seen the warnin' (Coulda, shoulda)
Poseidon's on a mission (Brace yourself, brace yourself)
'Bout to turn it up to eleven

Mind the sails, mind the sails (Mind the sails, mind the sails)
All hands on, all hands on deck (All hands on deck)
Women and children first (Women and children first)
Bail sailor, Bail, Bail, Bail (Bail, bail, bail)
Brace yourself, brace yourself (Brace yourself, Brace yourself)
Brace yourself, brace yourself a twelve (Brace yourself a twelve)
All hands on, all hands on deck (All hands on deck)
All hands on, all hands on (All hands on, all hands on)

Blood sky every mornin' (All hands on, all hands on deck)
Shoulda seen the warnin' (Woulda, coulda, shoulda, shut up)
Poseidon's on a mission (Brace yourself, brace yourself)
'Bout to turn it up to eleven (Brace yourself, brace yourself)
Captain to the Seaman (Here come the gails, mind the sails, mind the sails)
Assume crash positions (All hands on, all hands on deck)
Toss the extras over (Women and children, women and children first)
About to take on water (Bail sailor, Bail, Bail, Bail)
Poseidon's on a mission (Brace yourself, brace yourself, brace yourself)
'Bout to turn it up to eleven (Brace yourself, brace yourself, brace yourself)
Poseidon's on a mission (Brace yourself, brace yourself, brace yourself)
'Bout to turn it up to eleven (Brace yourself, brace yourself a twelve, brace yourself a twelve, brace yourself a twelve, brace yourself a twelve)


 

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Id like to think he would enjoy this song more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHM

and this is what his investors will do to him if he bails: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw

[Charlie Prime]

Texas has always had pretty good pirates.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Lafitte

Jean Lafitte (ca. 1776 – ca. 1823) was a French pirate and privateer in the Gulf of Mexico in the early 19th century. By 1805, he operated a warehouse in New Orleans to help disperse the goods smuggled by his brother Pierre Lafitte.

Lafitte helped General Andrew Jackson defend New Orleans against the British in 1815.

The Lafittes became spies for the Spanish during the Mexican War of Independence and moved to Galveston Island, where they developed a pirate colony called Campeche.

Lafitte continued attacking merchant ships as a pirate around Central American ports until he died around 1823 trying to capture Spanish vessels.