need a 1 btc loan i can pay back in 2 days latest

[tarzan2]

so this is my first time asking for a loan, i dont know if this acceptable for people but i am trying to purchase 2x s5 antminers from bitmain.. i'd like their arrival to coincide with my psu or at least as much as a possible.. i have about 2.5 btc total at the moment and im about 0.8 short-i really need just over 0.8 btc, but if your comfortable with 1.0 btc i can assure you that once my coinbase instamax purchase amount makes its return back to its $1000 max amount-at the moment its $0 (i sold around $600 on localbitcoins-https://localbitcoins.com/accounts/profile/taraza/ as well as some small purchases today so im tapped)-i will return 1.0 + whatever interest (in reason) we agree upon which should take less than 2 days considering it should return to full in a week.. i dont know whats fair, but i can accept 5% though im open to negotiate- i need this quick ideally

i am an honest user here on this forum, but for collateral- as i can totally understand the need for it- i am offering this account as well as my ebay account http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=taraza11 and perhaps i could work out something more if necessary-- i actually have a r9 290x gpu i could also put up, or perhaps my localbitcoin account?.. i can post pics or whatever proof is necessary.. anyways thank you for reading, i realize i might've rambled a bit here

edit: i can offer screenshots of my bank statement with this username by pm to prove i got the money- i just lack the coin which i'd like to get quick

[erre]

I think that the r9 would be a valid collateral, if you can ship it to an escrow...

[tarzan2]

I think that the r9 would be a valid collateral, if you can ship it to an escrow...

hmm your right, but by the time it'd get to an escrow i would already have the coinbase purchase option, so kinda defeats the purpose

edit:proof that i have it- i suppose you'd just have to believe i would send it in case of default.. i guess this loan idea might not really be viable for people.. i'll leave it here as a long shot, but i suppose i'll just have to wait till i can make a straight purchase of coins

proof for the nonbelievers tho :p

[Vod]

I think that the r9 would be a valid collateral, if you can ship it to an escrow...

hmm your right, but by the time it'd get to an escrow i would already have the coinbase purchase option, so kinda defeats the purpose

So then why bring it up?   To help legitimize your loan request? 

[erre]

I think that the r9 would be a valid collateral, if you can ship it to an escrow...

hmm your right, but by the time it'd get to an escrow i would already have the coinbase purchase option, so kinda defeats the purpose

Sorry but you're asking for a pretty big loan, and other collaterals are worth nothing.

[tarzan2]

I think that the r9 would be a valid collateral, if you can ship it to an escrow...

hmm your right, but by the time it'd get to an escrow i would already have the coinbase purchase option, so kinda defeats the purpose

So then why bring it up?   To help legitimize your loan request?  

ok no need for agressive language, i am trying to be use honesty to persuade someone to make this loan.. i am not a scammer and i dont need to defend myself before doing anything wrong.. lets keep it civil. if you dont like it thats fine, i can live without this loan and so can you


edit: i wonder, however, if i provide pictures of major identification-ie my passport- with myself in the pic + forum uw would this make people feel better?

[Vod]

I think that the r9 would be a valid collateral, if you can ship it to an escrow...

hmm your right, but by the time it'd get to an escrow i would already have the coinbase purchase option, so kinda defeats the purpose

So then why bring it up?   To help legitimize your loan request?  

ok no need for agressive language, i am trying to be use honesty to persuade someone to make this loan.. i am not a scammer and i dont need to defend myself before doing anything wrong.. lets keep it civil. if you dont like it thats fine, i can live without this loan and so can you

I'm not being aggressive at all.  I'm just wondering why someone would offer something as collateral and then take it back when accepted.

Becoming so defensive on a simple question is a bit odd too...   

[Vod]

edit: i wonder, however, if i provide pictures of major identification-ie my passport- with myself in the pic + forum uw would this make people feel better?

Only if you accept a picture of a wallet with a 1btc balance...

Seriously, how would one resell your pictures to get back their loan?

You need to read this before you post further:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=577765.msg6311902#msg6311902

[tarzan2]

I think that the r9 would be a valid collateral, if you can ship it to an escrow...

hmm your right, but by the time it'd get to an escrow i would already have the coinbase purchase option, so kinda defeats the purpose

So then why bring it up?   To help legitimize your loan request?  

ok no need for agressive language, i am trying to be use honesty to persuade someone to make this loan.. i am not a scammer and i dont need to defend myself before doing anything wrong.. lets keep it civil. if you dont like it thats fine, i can live without this loan and so can you

I'm not being aggressive at all.  I'm just wondering why someone would offer something as collateral and then take it back when accepted.

Becoming so defensive on a simple question is a bit odd too...   

an apt .gif vod- you know i've always like your posting style- you cut through shit and say whats on ur mind.. i dont wanna make enemies with u dude

[tarzan2]

edit: i wonder, however, if i provide pictures of major identification-ie my passport- with myself in the pic + forum uw would this make people feel better?

Only if you accept a picture of a wallet with a 1btc balance...

Seriously, how would one resell your pictures to get back their loan?

You need to read this before you post further:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=577765.msg6311902#msg6311902

ok sorry sorry.. i am not doing this right, please forgive and dont think this reflects badly on my ability to pay back a loan.. i have the fiat sitting in bank-which i can prove- i can pay back as soon as i got coins- in fact i should probably just shut up and head to currency exchange..

[Vod]

edit: i wonder, however, if i provide pictures of major identification-ie my passport- with myself in the pic + forum uw would this make people feel better?

Only if you accept a picture of a wallet with a 1btc balance...

Seriously, how would one resell your pictures to get back their loan?

You need to read this before you post further:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=577765.msg6311902#msg6311902

ok sorry sorry.. i am not doing this right, please forgive and dont think this reflects badly on my ability to pay back a loan.. i have the fiat sitting in bank-which i can prove- i can pay back as soon as i got coins- in fact i should probably just shut up and head to currency exchange..

You're not my enemy dude. 

You need to understand there are so many scammers nowadays that we cannot take a person's word of anything.   We need cold hard collateral in hand before any coins go anywhere. 

[tarzan2]

edit: i wonder, however, if i provide pictures of major identification-ie my passport- with myself in the pic + forum uw would this make people feel better?

Only if you accept a picture of a wallet with a 1btc balance...

Seriously, how would one resell your pictures to get back their loan?

You need to read this before you post further:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=577765.msg6311902#msg6311902

ok sorry sorry.. i am not doing this right, please forgive and dont think this reflects badly on my ability to pay back a loan.. i have the fiat sitting in bank-which i can prove- i can pay back as soon as i got coins- in fact i should probably just shut up and head to currency exchange..

You're not my enemy dude.  

You need to understand there are so many scammers nowadays that we cannot take a person's word of anything.   We need cold hard collateral in hand before any coins go anywhere.  

tell me about it man, i have been scammed out of well over 8 btc in the past couple months alone- in fact if i hadnt been scammed so much i wouldnt need this loan.. you can read about my latest one here in fact: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1071460.0

edit: plz dont judge.. i know im an idiot.. but i can still pay my bills so allsgood - plus the worst of it was less scam and more straight up hack

[erre]

This picture is like me posting picture of my car and asking for a 100 btc loan.... you have assets for more than 250 usd, i didn't doubt it, but how can you put it on escrow?

You are a stranger, probably from another country, how can I prosecute you if you scam me my bitcoin?

If there's a trusted escrow in your area maybe you can ship or hand-drop the card to him, otherwise you are like a person approaching me at the station and saying " look me, I have a rolex! So loan me 250 usd, I will return 5% more in 1 week!"

[Tomatocage]

Good luck, man. I would say just use the funds I'm holding for you in escrow, but the seller already shipped the item. Missed that window of opportunity by a few short hours

[tarzan2]

Good luck, man. I would say just use the funds I'm holding for you in escrow, but the seller already shipped the item. Missed that window of opportunity by a few short hours

nah i need that gopro or my sister will have me for breakfast.. i lost her way more expensive camera one upon a time.. priorities or some such nonsense.. i heard of them thingz

oh and tomato? your the bombdiggity :p
i'll say it once and i'll say it a hundred times

[tarzan2]

This picture is like me posting picture of my car and asking for a 100 btc loan.... you have assets for more than 250 usd, i didn't doubt it, but how can you put it on escrow?

You are a stranger, probably from another country, how can I prosecute you if you scam me my bitcoin?

If there's a trusted escrow in your area maybe you can ship or hand-drop the card to him, otherwise you are like a person approaching me at the station and saying " look me, I have a rolex! So loan me 250 usd, I will return 5% more in 1 week!"

your right.. i have changed my strategy to coin purchase... if anyone'd like to help my cause at less risk: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1071619.0