Caffeine is hailing Satan. so is Nicotine

[PenguinFire]

He won't come here. The devil is terrified of me.

xD  HAHA.  Satan and me are like BFFs.  True story.

[photon_coin]

the sad thing is some people actually believe stuff like this is true.

[ragi]

Well I just sipped from my tea... What now?

[Lauda]

Well I just sipped from my tea... What now?

As far as I know most tea has some caffeine in it, according to this ridiculous thread most of the people are hailing Satan just by drinking tea. 

the sad thing is some people actually believe stuff like this is true.

Exactly. There are other examples of people believing weird things like flat earthy theory.
Take a look at this list as well.

[(oYo)]

I love gifs that loop (nearly) perfectly.

I also love chocolate covered coffee beans. They are absolutely sinful.

[Lemonjelly]

I often see Christians where I live preaching about the dangers of nicotine/cigarettes and trying to hand out leaflets on why they are ungoldly or some shit. Maybe this is what they mean by god hates fags? 

[bojan92]

Well i can't imagine my life without a few cups of nice warm coffee a day. I don't know is it hailing Satan but i do know that after i get up i can't function without a cup of Turkish coffee. It is a part of my every day routine so no matter if i am hailing Satan i will continue to drink coffee.

[Karpeles]

not a problem if you consume only common and not so expensive chocolates, they have many things but few to no cocoa