Here's my idea with hopes that nobody steals it.
We, at Edison Miners Corp LLC Inc., propose purchasing the most efficient crypto miners, regardless the protocol used to mine whatever coinage, and hook up a switch to the power input that runs off and powers a light bulb of...wait for it...any wattage, any brand bulb, any type of lighting, including Christmas tree lights. Upgrades include the ability to power multiple light bulbs. Here's the beauty of the genius idea: Once the miner is no longer profitable to use as a miner, one would still have the ability to power light bulbs with it. Further, ALL obsolete miners could easily be converted to powering light bulbs with our affixed devises.
To prove that we are a real entity, the above depicts the unique engineering we'll be incorporating in all our Edison Miners.
FAQ:
Q: How is the light turned off?
A: Until a specific piece of hardware is develop, simply unplug the miner and the light goes off.
Q: Will Edison Miners mine Gavincoins?
A: Yes, albeit there'll be two alternate flashing red lights with this particular model once it becomes available in ~Q2, 2016.
Q: So that we're not taken for a ride, who exactly is behind this brainchild?
A: BFL and Capital One have joined a partnership to bring the idea to market.
Q: Wait, why does Capital One need $2M USD?
A: You are a troll! Quit posting in our thread or I will get a protection order on your ass because you are scaring me and my family.
