What would you do if someone tries to mess with you?

[ifyousmell]

So as the caption states, what will/can you do of someone messes with you such as consistently flirting with your wife/girlfriend and you are in a long distance relationship.
Try to hack their fb?
Order a pizza to their house?
Give me some legal payback suggestion to make him pay dearly

[SaktoWuN]

Simple answer: Liquidate him

[andulolika]

You can break his nose or beat the shit out of him somehow. If you cannot do that and you can hack his fb you can prank him hard, also add the pizza thing with chinesse food mexican food and whatever food comes home, basically try ordering shits to his home... Btw in services there was a guy shipping glitter, if you can make him make it explode with glitter you are gold.

[ifyousmell]

Apreciate the replies. But i need something that i can do (not liquidate).
Are there services that can hack his fb or smth?
Or actually that glitter thing sounds good.

[xmaxbit]

Legally , warn him if you love each other . If he doesnt accept , call his dad and mom . If he continues , just break his nose and legs .

[catch.me.if.you.can]

Order 2 pizzas, one for you and one for them!

[hmblm1245]

Move on. It is unlikely that whatever this person did is illegal so do nothing. If it is illegal call the local authorities and report. Stop wasting time on attempting to do something that is illegal (fb hacking, etc...)

[UliJonHoth]

Send them a box of crap - hell, this place even takes bitcoin:

http://en.shitexpress.com/

[botany]

I am sure your girlfriend/wife will be able to manage. After all he is messing around with her, not with you. 

[androz]

So as the caption states, what will/can you do of someone messes with you such as consistently flirting with your wife/girlfriend and you are in a long distance relationship.
Try to hack their fb?
Order a pizza to their house?
Give me some legal payback suggestion to make him pay dearly

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do u have long distance relationship and the guy live near ur girl?
long distance relationship = high risk of being cheated

you could rely only on the girl attitude.

every other solutions are illegal and obvious (scare him physically if you can)
hacking fb? you gain nothing

maybe you could legally flirting with his mother 

[Digital_Lord]

go to your wife, have sex infront of him, that is the only way

[yummyransom]

Just avoid them.

[Omikifuse]

Why not the old and gold physical fight?


Or incriminate him in some crime, for example, hide some drug in his house and make an anonymous call to the police about him being a drug dealer or something.

Of course both of them may backfire in a not nice way

[ndnh]

Depends on how serious it is, situation, circumstances, and what is threatened.

To me, the question is too vague.

..consistently flirting with your wife/girlfriend and you are in a long distance relationship.

Talk to your gf/wife. Everything else based on how she takes it.

[GotaPauj]

I know this makes you angry and angry every moment you think but i think try to avoid and stay far from them

[Lauda]

I've actually started thinking about these kinds of scenarios recently. What do you do when someone is constantly trying to provoke you with their behavior even though it is legal?
The problem here is that if you attack him or do anything illegal it is going to be you who's going to get punished. If the problem was on a individual basis, I'd just advise you to ignore/stay away from the person.
I'm not sure what to do in this situation though.

Simple answer: Liquidate him

AFAIK you can order a murder and whatnot for $30k+ in the Dark Net. However, I'm hoping that you were joking when you mentioned this.

[White sugar]

Hack people's facebooks is not legal in any jurisdiction, I think.

I don't think you want to strictly stay in the legal real, but I think you want to damage him and not be caught, no matter if it is legal or not