I was gonna find a pic that said "SOCIAL DRINKING - You're doing it wrong" with a pic of a messy loner covered in empty beer cans watching his facebook wall. But one such image doesn't exist.
I was then gonna make one myself by finding a good image to use trying a range of search words like "messy computer desk lonely loser beer cans fat ugly nolifer" etc. but to no avail.
I instead found this picture along the way, so I post it here, enjoy: