I have never had to write a real resume. I joined the Navy young and left the Navy for a programming job that was created for me because the CTO was happy with some contract work I did. Every job I've ever had was due to filling out an application (McDonald's when I was young) or due to personal connections.
Now that the company has been bought, sold, and merged a couple times the new owners have decided to lay off all the US based developers (including me). That puts me in job search mode.
However everyone wants to see a resume and I understand why but I'd prefer to write code than a resume. If you're good at writing resumes, maybe we can help each other out.
I envision that you and I would have one or more phone calls where we discuss what I've done, what I'm good at, etc and you write my resume. I will pay you in BTC (or PayPal). We both win.
With 1 BTC at about $8 - $9 right now, I'm offering 10-20 BTC depending on how overwhelmed I am with your product.