Take a number between 1 and 99. Add 2 to that number. Multiply the whole thing by 2 and subtract double the original number you chose from the equation. Now divide by 4 and subtract 1. The answer you get at the end is how many fucks I give.
So why did you bothered ? Too much trouble for nothing.
Pay no attention to him. All the rest of us are quietly basking in introspection, pondering with delight the announcing of your new signature.