Herbert
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September 20, 2012, 07:58:34 AM |
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Hilarious. I'm tempted to give it a try :-)
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Bitcoin Oz
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September 20, 2012, 09:21:02 AM |
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This is the beginning of a stephen king book. ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
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Richy_T
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September 20, 2012, 06:55:37 PM |
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I'll be your worst enemy for 1BTC per day.
Enemy is OK but a little weaksauce. How much for a nemesis?
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TheButterZone
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September 20, 2012, 09:09:56 PM |
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I'll be your worst enemy for 1BTC per day.
Enemy is OK but a little weaksauce. How much for a nemesis? 10BTC
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Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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Richy_T
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September 21, 2012, 02:21:52 PM |
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If I paid 20BTC. Could I have my friend and nemesis get into a fight? Who would get the television rights?
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greyhawk
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September 21, 2012, 02:25:25 PM |
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Dabs
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September 22, 2012, 03:49:16 AM |
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I'll be your friend for a day per month for only 0.25 per month.
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I will use the 0.25 to buy a ticket in the bitlotto.
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hobo66.
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September 22, 2012, 03:54:38 AM |
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tenakha (OP)
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September 24, 2012, 11:35:06 AM |
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Now just 1BTC a week.
Don't fall for all the other fake non-genuine ads! Don't get ripped off!
This is the original Rent-a-Friend service.
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Mushroomized
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Hello!
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September 24, 2012, 05:21:45 PM |
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Now just 1BTC a week.
Don't fall for all the other fake non-genuine ads! Don't get ripped off!
This is the original Rent-a-Friend service.
I will teach you how to get friends for 5btcs, but that is a one time fee for a lifetime of friends, also for an extra 5btcs I teach you how to talk to girls, yes real girls, no trannies. What if I want to talk to trannies
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TheButterZone
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September 24, 2012, 07:03:16 PM |
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Now just 1BTC a week.
Don't fall for all the other fake non-genuine ads! Don't get ripped off!
This is the original Rent-a-Friend service.
I will teach you how to get friends for 5btcs, but that is a one time fee for a lifetime of friends, also for an extra 5btcs I teach you how to talk to girls, yes real girls, no trannies. What if I want to talk to trannies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KITThttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KARR_(Knight_Rider)
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Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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September 25, 2012, 10:21:49 AM |
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I see this shit all the time over on http://forbitcoin.com/. It really seems people will do anything for a little bit of coinage ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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tenakha (OP)
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September 26, 2012, 11:20:23 AM |
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Now just 1BTC a week.
Don't fall for all the other fake non-genuine ads! Don't get ripped off!
This is the original Rent-a-Friend service.
Done. Dear Tenakha, I hereby hire you for 1 week to be my friend. Superb! Just PM me your personal email address and cell phone number and I will start sending you 'friend' themed messages and SMS texts. It will be just like having me as your 'real' friend.... :-)
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legolouman
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September 26, 2012, 09:13:41 PM |
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I approve of selling conversation. Sometimes people just need someone to listen.
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If you love me, you'd give me a Satoshi! BTC - 1MSzGKh5znbrcEF2qTrtrWBm4ydH5eT49f LTC - LYeJrmYQQvt6gRQxrDz66XTwtkdodx9udz
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b!z
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September 30, 2012, 02:48:20 PM |
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for 10btc I will teach how to get a friend, cause I am a big believer in "To give a man a fish you feed him for a night, but teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime"
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underminer
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October 02, 2012, 01:35:08 AM |
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I will be your BFF for any donation above 50 bitcoin. Seriously. That's a lot of money, I think that's worth at least a couple years.
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Keep your bitcoins my .02 are free.
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claire
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October 04, 2012, 09:51:57 PM |
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oh this does work. i do a fake girlfriend thing where they get pictures, calls, etc. i'll call during meetings, birthdays, holidays and make some excuse why i'm not there. it's actually kind of sad, but it also works great for people who want to make others jealous or get out of business meetings early.
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Aldur1
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December 20, 2012, 01:56:48 PM |
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I can vouch for the high quality of Tenakha's Friendship. anyone looking for friends out there I would highly recommend Tenakha and for an extra 0.5 btc you can have me and Tenakha as your friends ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
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December 20, 2012, 04:12:00 PM |
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I can vouch for the high quality of Tenakha's Friendship. anyone looking for friends out there I would highly recommend Tenakha and for an extra 0.5 btc you can have me and Tenakha as your friends ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif) This makes me sad for society Lol
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Monkey1
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December 20, 2012, 05:07:17 PM |
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for 10btc I will teach how to get a friend, cause I am a big believer in "To give a man a fish you feed him for a night, but buy a mana a fishing rod and he will sell it and buy a fish!"
Corrected that for you!!
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