EPIC | FAIL | FUNNY | THREADS AND POSTS THAT CAN'T BE IGNORED!!!

[hayabusa911]

Been wanting to make this thread for a while now.
Add every post or thread that you find strange, hilarious or down right dumb. (This thread doesn't count)     

The only rule is...
Don't make fun of people who are using English as a second language (as funny as it may be) GO!!!!!
 

[hayabusa911]

I'll start...
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1108120.new#new

[LiteCoinGuy]

everything from Gleb Gamow is an epic fail

[Gleb Gamow]

everything from Gleb Gamow is an epic fail

I have no idea why this cocksucker has the red-ass toward me when I've done nothing to him whatsoever. I'm sure that my past efforts have aided in his or her's bitcoin position, yet this person feels it warranted to stick it up my ass every chance he has.

You know who the fuck I am and where I live, now expose yourself, you motherfuckin' cocksucker!

[hayabusa911]

Calm down! You are a part of something great and much bigger that yourself.
We all love you... don't be mad. Be glad!
Don't be in dismay... Be happy and GAY!

EDIT: Blame Vod!!!

[Gleb Gamow]

Calm down! You are a part of something great and much bigger that yourself.
We all love you... don't be mad. Be glad!
Don't be in dismay... Be happy and GAY!

EDIT: Blame Vod!!!

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN TILL I FIND OUT WHO'S BEEN MASTURBATING IN MY SOCKS!!!

[Gleb Gamow]

It was Vod... are you tarted?
Cum socks are a gift from god!
Like the Paul McCartney once said 3 times...
"Don't shit where you shit when you shit"



Edit: 7BitCasino will pay me bank for this post!!!  

Okay, then who said, "Never monkey with another monkey's monkey."?

[NyeFe]

It was Vod... are you tarted?
Cum socks are a gift from god!
Like the Paul McCartney once said 3 times...
"Don't shit where you shit when you shit"



Edit: 7BitCasino will pay me bank for this post!!!  

Okay, then who said, "Never monkey with another monkey's monkey."?

ROFL 😂 somehow I feel like it was phinnaeus who said that 

[Last of the V8s]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=591910.0
Quote from: EricCEO on May 01, 2014, 05:06:56 PM
Hassan already I have encountered multiple Dox. It is in breach to misrepresenting of serious ipos for yourself, hard ideas you cannot wish to take yourself. Please delete all posts and do not anymore falsing here. I can find you.
Investors still welcome, ignore button is to hassan and proslims.

EXCUSE BUT PLESE THIS MAN LYING.
I WIL PAY DOUBLE DOX TO ALL HAKKERS. ALSO IF ANY CAN PLESE HELP `GET RID` OFF THESE FAKERS (MAKE ACIDENTS) PLESE CONTACT WITH PM.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=412586.0
JUST ANNOUNCED: Baby UnicronHasherTM, In stock and ready to ship! Limited Quantities available!  I guarantee the Baby UnicronHasherTM will ship next week within 48 business hours and will *be capable of* producing the same or more BTC than my BFL/KnC/HashFast orders COMBINED produced in the first 30 days after payment!!!!!!!   GUARANTEE!!!!

[Gleb Gamow]

The above was gleaned directly off your website: http://www.stakeminers.com/about.php

You are supposed to be proving my new service is a scam, who cares when I started in bitcoin, who cares when I started mining, at the end of the day what people want to know is If I give my investment to Leroy is he going to steal it, and thru your own evidence (much like all the other things I disproved) You have shown everyone that NO Leroy Fodor will NOT steal your money, he does what he says he will do, and those testimonials up there proves that when doing business with me, the people I do business for ALWAYS come first.

My fuckin' bad! It never occurred to me to lie on my website to earn trust from the very Bitcoiners that are goin' send me millions due to me being the most honest dude in all of Bitcoinland. You got me on that one.

To clarify, it doesn't matter one iota that I've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you first discovered Bitcoin on June 1, 2014, even though your website declares you started your venture into Crytpo Currency and Mining in 2011, but elsewhere I've shown that you've stated that you first started buying and selling (note, you didn't use the word trading like an expert Forex trader would've used) bitcoins in 2009, but all that doesn't matter because at the end of the day what does matter is that you, Leroy Fodor, can be trusted because you're an honest guy and have never ripped off anybody and have worked hard to put your 1990s-esque-HTML-themed website together to securely amass others bitcoins via an unsecure website for the sole purpose to securing others' bitcoins, coupled with giving them at least a 580% ROI for the privilege in trusting you, a dude who lives in a hut in the Philippines with poor internet connection at best, using the cheapest cell phone on the market to communicate with his investors to boot.

[Gleb Gamow]

In the spirit of, "Add every post or thread that you find strange, hilarious or down right dumb."

http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?212004-Ending-sentences-with-ly&s=73d312a5375263deaf26f5e217bd72a8&p=6072661&viewfull=1#post6072661

"Let's get it on," he said stiffly.

"I'm not ready yet," she replied dryly.

[FruitsBasket]

Calm down! You are a part of something great and much bigger that yourself.
We all love you... don't be mad. Be glad!
Don't be in dismay... Be happy and GAY!

EDIT: Blame Vod!!!

wtf VoD is no longer around, Blame theymos.

[Gleb Gamow]

Calm down! You are a part of something great and much bigger that yourself.
We all love you... don't be mad. Be glad!
Don't be in dismay... Be happy and GAY!

EDIT: Blame Vod!!!

wtf VoD is no longer around, Blame theymos.

Believe or not, that fucker's asea on his sailboat somewhere in the radioactive Pacific donning nothing but a (singular) kelp blade while dining on canned peaches. Such now is the life of Vod.

[Gleb Gamow]

If you have to ask where the list came from, then you failed Google-Fu 101:

Greg and Marcia Abbott
Larry Abraham
Linda Abrams
Alfred Adask
Katherine Albrecht
Ronald Alexander, Ph.D.
Gary Alexander
Thea Alexander
Col. Rex Applegate
June Arunga
Dr. George Ayittey
"Boogie" Bob Baldori
Jay Baldwin
Sonny Barger
Jon Barron
Bruce Bartlett
F. Batmanghelidj, M.D.
Xaioao Batmanghelidj
Dr. Ravi Batra
Robert Bauman
Gregory Benford, Ph.D.
Peter Beard
Gregory Benford, Ph.D.
Robert Bishop
James U. Blanchard
Brad Blanton
Walter Block, Ph.D.
Will Block
David Boaz
Richard Bolles
William Bonner
David Borden
Jim Boyd
Bill Bradford
Joe Bradley
Stewart Brand
Barbara Branden
Peter Breggin, M.D.
John Brockman
Darrell Brookstein
Floyd Brown
Harry Browne
Stephen Browne
Phil Burgess
Scott Burns
Bob Burton
John Carder
Ancha Casey
Doug Casey
Jim Chamberlain
Michael Checkan
Dr. Chong Chiu
Calvin Clawson
Roger Clites
Mike Coffman
Jim Courtright
James Dale Davidson
Jim Davidson
Adrian Day
Aubrey de Grey
Ward Dean, M.D.
Paul Des Fosses
Nick DeWolf
Larry Dodge, Ph.D.
Robert Doornick
Thomas A. Dorman, M.D.
William Campbell Douglass, M.D.
Celia Drake, Ph.D.
Dr. Mark Draper
Eric Drexler, Ph.D.
Bob Duggan
Howard Dully
Jim Dunnigan
Esther Dyson
Tom Dyson
Michael Edelstein, Ph.D.
Marcus Endicott
Chuck Estes
Christian Eyerman
DC Fitzgerald
Michael Foudy
Michael Fumento
James L. Gallagher
David Galland
Dr. Robert Gervais
Sharia Ghalam
Henry Gifford
Robert Glass
Jim Goad
Don Goddard
Shirley Goldstein
Art Goodtimes
J. Orlin Grabbe
Bruce Greene
Lester Grinspoon, M.D.
Ken "Hawkeye" Gross
Larry Grupp
John Gupta
Jeffrey Gusfield
Col. David H. Hackworth (Ret)
Wayne Hage
Janet Hardy
James Harris, Sharon Harris
Clyde Harrison
Michael H. Hart, Ph.D
Richard Harteis
Steve Hayes
Dr. Robert Hecht-Nielson
Eduardo Helguerra
Joseph Heller
Carl Helmers
Karl Hess, Sr.
Karl Hess, Jr.
Carl Helmers
Henry Heimlich, M.D.
Chris Heward
Robert Higgs
Gary Hudson
Jeffrey Rogers Hummel
Louis James
Gene Jewett
Linda Johnston, MD
Ted Kaehler
Eddie Kahn
Rob Kampia
Michael Karlfeldt, N.D., Ph.D.
Steve Keeley
Frances Kendall
Janet Kephart
Robert D. Kephart
Gurucharan Singh Khalsa, Ph.D.
Dan R. Kiely
Dr. Richard W. Kobetz
Erika Kovalick
Leah Kraft-Kristaine
Marvin J. Krinsky
Vernie Kuglin
Laissez Faire City
Henry Lamb
Mark Lacas
John Landgraf, Ph.D.
David Lashmet
Robert LeFevre
Herb London, Ph.D.
Lazarus Long
Jim Lord
Lee Lorenzen, Ph.D.
Leon & Frances Louw
Amory Lovins
Peder Lund
Spencer H. MacCallum
Paul D. MacCready, Ph.D.
Eugene Mallove
Venkat Manakkal
Creve and Jan Maples
Sunni Maravillosa
Rick Maybury
Robert McCollough
Wendy McElroy
Wes McKinley
R.E. McMaster
Mike McNulty
Russell Means
Robert Meier
Fr. William Menninger
William Meredith
Sandra Rose Michael
Patrick J. Michaels
Chuck Missler, Ph.D.
Adrian Moore, Ph.D.
Stephen Moore
Stormy Mon
John Morganthaler
Professor Glenn Morris
Ralph Moss, M.D.
Charles Murray
Victor Niederhoffer
Robert Nelson
Mark Nestmann
Gary North, Ph.D.
Mike Oliver
Lou Paget
Richard Panek
Star Parker
Larry Parks, Ph.D.
General Ben Partin (Retired)
James Pate
Ron Paul
Durk Pearson & Sandy Shaw
Mark Pendergrast
Dyanne Peterson
Ted Nicholas Peterson
Tim Peterson
Jeff Pierson
Robert W. Poole, Jr.
John A. Pugsley
Dr. Robert Pumphrey
James Randi
Dr. K. Ramakrishna Rao
Jack Reed
Lawrence Reed
Barry Reid
Jeanie Ring
Robert Ringer
Jim Rogers
Paul Rosenberg
David Ross, Ph.D.
Michael Rothschild
Kenneth Royce
Candida Royalle
Carol Rudzinski
Roger Ruhland
Rick Rule
Phillipe Rushton, Ph.D.
Aaron Russo
Burt Rutan
Mary Ruwart, Ph.D.
michael ryce, Ph.D.
Stephanie Sailor
Sandy Sanfort
Gregory Sams
Kurt Saxon
Craig Schmitman
J. Neil Schulman
Raymon Scruggs, MD
Dr. Roger Selbert
Butler Shaffer
Michael Shermer, Ph. D.
Su Shijun
H. Tirima Simba
David L. Sifry
Rev. Robert Sirico, CSP
Jo Ann Skousen, Ph.D.
Mark Skousen, Ph.D.
Jon Sisk
Gerry Smedinghoff
Courtney Smith
Denison Smith
Fred L. Smith, Jr.
L. Neil Smith
Randall Smith
Jason Sorens
Bob Spira
Phil St. John
Tim Starr
Brett Steenbarger
Richard Stevens
Julie Stewart
Rigoberto Stewart
George Stoll
Don Stott
Dan Striepeke
Gary Sycalik
Michael Strong
Jared Taylor
Jeffrey Taylor
John Maxwell Taylor
Lawrence Taylor
Paul & Vicki Terhorst
David Theroux
Jim D. Thiemens
David Tice
Mark Tier
Victoria Trevino
Frank Trotter
James Turk
Arthur francis tyde III
Peyton Quinn
Ricardo Valenzuela
Gail Valentine, D.O.
Kent van Cleave
James Von Ehr
Marc J. Victor
Bernard Von Nothaus
Wallace Ward (neo-tech)
Ed Warner
Roy Walford, M.D.
William J. Walsh, Ph.D.
Dennis Weaver
Beverly Whipple, Ph.D.
Martha White
Larry Wiese
Fred Alan Wolf
Brian Wowk, PhD
holly wright
Jonathan Wright, M.D.
Zhou Yu
Malia Zimmerman
Phil Zimmerman
Marty Zupan

[Digital_Lord]

I couldnt not take a pic and save this

[Gleb Gamow]

EPIC!

Welcome to the new Bitcoin forum!

The old forum can still be reached here:
http://bitcoin.sourceforge.net/boards/index.php

I'll repost some selected threads here and add updated answers to questions where I can.

FAQ
http://bitcoin.sourceforge.net/wiki/index.php?page=FAQ

Download
http://sourceforge.net/projects/bitcoin/files/

[Superhitech]

Probably the Vodponzi threads. I laughed quite a lot when I read them.

cache:https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=935519
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=953003

[--Encrypted--]

this https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=82509.0

one of the replies really made me laugh. (sorry, gleb) 

Look, you mother fuckers. This shit ain't funny. I can't believe I allowed myself to associate with all you cocksuckers, including you, perverted BadBear. To think that I opened up to you all, thinking you guys were my friends. This thread is nothing short of a hate thread, and will be reported to the proper authority once he gets out of French 101 later today. At the moment, I taking a big ass dump, and to show you guys what I really think about you, I'm now reaching into the toilet and grabbing a handful of shit, and now I'm rubbing in on all over this laptop...

[Real14Hero]

You will rofl after looking at this thread
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=242494.0

Hey Austin, if you're a gay dude I can do a skype show for you on cam. I am gay. Let me know.

[Gleb Gamow]

this https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=82509.0

one of the replies really made me laugh. (sorry, gleb) 

Look, you mother fuckers. This shit ain't funny. I can't believe I allowed myself to associate with all you cocksuckers, including you, perverted BadBear. To think that I opened up to you all, thinking you guys were my friends. This thread is nothing short of a hate thread, and will be reported to the proper authority once he gets out of French 101 later today. At the moment, I taking a big ass dump, and to show you guys what I really think about you, I'm now reaching into the toilet and grabbing a handful of shit, and now I'm rubbing in on all over this laptop...

Okay, now that was fun. Let's lock the thread.