I will be your friend for money [Rated best friend service by my friends CHEAP]

[Mushroomized]

Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include

"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise."

and the recently popular

"You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*."

*for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins

In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities!



For .1 btc I will pm you asking about your day!

For point two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you!

And for one I will tell other people I am your friend!

1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy

Thanks, Friends!

[SaltySpitoon]

Will you be willing to do sexy services for 5 BTC? And if we are already your friend, now that you are selling your friendy service, does that mean we owe you?

[dancupid]

Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include

"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise."

and the recently popular

"You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*."

*for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins

In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities!



For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day!

For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you!

And for three I will tell other people I am your friend!

1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy

Thanks, Friends!

I read your post and I don't feel sad anymore - you give too much away for free. First rule of business.

[Mushroomized]

Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include

"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise."

and the recently popular

"You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*."

*for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins

In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities!



For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day!

For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you!

And for three I will tell other people I am your friend!

1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy

Thanks, Friends!

I read your post and I don't feel sad anymore - you give too much away for free. First rule of business.

Who said it was free? The happy feeling I gave you is worth at least 1.2 bitcoins, I'll see you in scam accusations.



Unlike other https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=110621.20 /services/ you aren't renting me. It's a time share.

[BurntSnow]

Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include

"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise."

and the recently popular

"You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*."

*for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins

In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities!



For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day!

For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you!

And for three I will tell other people I am your friend!

1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy

Thanks, Friends!

Will you join and help defend me in internet arguments?

[Mushroomized]

Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include

"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise."

and the recently popular

"You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*."

*for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins

In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities!



For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day!

For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you!

And for three I will tell other people I am your friend!

1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy

Thanks, Friends!

Will you join and help defend me in internet arguments?

a real friend doesn't let friends argue online

[BurntSnow]

Hello, I'm sure lots of you need friends. I offer friendship services for bitcoins. Some of my packages include

"It's totally ok you are giving me money to be your friend, everyone thinks you are really cool I promise."

and the recently popular

"You shouldn't cry so much, its ok I'm here for you*."

*for an additional charge of 2 bitcoins

In my career as a professional friend I've worked with many people, and even some celebrities!



For 1 btc I will pm you asking about your day!

For two I will pm you and agree that your parents really don't understand you!

And for three I will tell other people I am your friend!

1LbkeXvcyi622UymtVmiieZF7XLNzFiMYy

Thanks, Friends!

Will you join and help defend me in internet arguments?

a real friend doesn't let friends argue online

Not worth the money.

[legolouman]

Does this count if you need someone to rep you in the event of trying to secure a loan, product, or service?

[Mushroomized]

Does this count if you need someone to rep you in the event of trying to secure a loan, product, or service?

Sure, nothing says "This guy is legit!" like paying someone to say you are trustworthy!

[greyhawk]

What makes your service better than tenakhas?

[Mushroomized]

What makes your service better than tenakhas?

Im sure hes a great friend too. Maybe you can pay him to be my friend and pay me to be his friend.

[greyhawk]

Now I just need a script and some decent cameras.