For those of you that don't know what a swatting is,
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swattingBasically, I am ripped. Yup. I make GAINZ bro. I am the type of guy that will steal your girlfriend, just by looking at her.
She'll come to me. You might to hours of work to get in her pants. Me? Nah bro. I just flash my biceps and she'll be all over me.
I am probably the only ripped bitcoiner HAHA.
Anyways, the SWAT team broke through my back door (glass), I looked over, thought it was a burglar, and tackled the guy.
Flat out tackled. Like I said, I am ripped with gainz, so i took this scrawny cop down NO ISSUE.
They threatened to taze me, so i let up on the guy. They searched my house and found nothing except for my gym gear. What a bunch of losers!
Also, my family has connections to the FBI, so we found the guy that SWATted me, and he was arrested. He was nothing but a scrawny loser HAHAHAHAH. He was jealous of my gainz most likely.
Be careful putting your info online!