I got SWATted

[Xaylir]

For those of you that don't know what a swatting is,
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swatting


Basically, I am ripped. Yup. I make GAINZ bro. I am the type of guy that will steal your girlfriend, just by looking at her.
She'll come to me. You might to hours of work to get in her pants. Me? Nah bro. I just flash my biceps and she'll be all over me.

I am probably the only ripped bitcoiner HAHA.

Anyways, the SWAT team broke through my back door (glass), I looked over, thought it was a burglar, and tackled the guy.
Flat out tackled. Like I said, I am ripped with gainz, so i took this scrawny cop down NO ISSUE.

They threatened to taze me, so i let up on the guy. They searched my house and found nothing except for my gym gear. What a bunch of losers!
Also, my family has connections to the FBI, so we found the guy that SWATted me, and he was arrested. He was nothing but a scrawny loser HAHAHAHAH. He was jealous of my gainz most likely.

Be careful putting your info online!

[Yamato no Orochi]

awesome. now shoo. 

[owlcatz]

 

... Do you even lift, bro?

[Xaylir]

 

... Do you even lift, bro?

Yes i do bro, i have GAINZ. I assume you do too.
You and me VS the world bro!

[LiteCoinGuy]

you are a real G bro!

[RoughLyfe]

Brah you made an account just to say that

[steven0021]

I don't know about the laws in your country. But the cops goes into your house without arrest warrant?

[Lethn]

Please tell me this is a guy just messing with us and isn't real, I'm getting concerned that I can't tell the difference as easily anymore

[KWH]

 

... Do you even lift, bro?

Yes i do bro, i have GAINZ. I assume you do too.
You and me VS the world bro!

GAINZ? I hope penicillin can cure it, sounds terrible. 

[BlindMayorBitcorn]

 

... Do you even lift, bro?

Yes i do bro, i have GAINZ. I assume you do too.
You and me VS the world bro!

GAINZ? I hope penicillin can cure it, sounds terrible. 

I'm allergic to Penicillin. Hope I don't get the GAINZ

[GotaPauj]

What other synonim can be chosen for this kind of word, is it bad or is it good, got confused

[g3rszpi]

this new craze it's absolutelly not funny.

[bojan92]

You tackled the guy from the SWAT team? Are you insane? If you do something like that in my country you will beaten to death. You can kid with a special police team man that is some serious thing. It was good that you had connections and found that guy.