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September 26, 2012, 02:26:09 AM
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Note sure who wrote this... but it's wonderful!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid..

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

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And these are hard to rhyme...

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
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September 26, 2012, 06:18:11 AM
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Where is the inflation tax listed?  Huh
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September 26, 2012, 06:04:37 PM
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Nice poem 8-) 

don't forget:

TX tax
pool tax
bitinstant tax
mtgox tax
mixing tax
dwolla tax
mpoe registration tax

and of course

thumb tax
marza tax
deedossa tax





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September 28, 2012, 02:33:57 AM
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That was seriously some deep shit.

Fuck the fed Cheesy
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September 28, 2012, 03:22:50 AM
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Don't forget about all the thousands of taxes that have been renamed to fool people into thinking they're not paying taxes:

  • Duties
  • Levies
  • Fees
  • Fines
  • Penalties
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September 28, 2012, 03:30:15 AM
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Nice poem 8-)  

.. best hummed to the tune of Serenity's theme song.


/tear

I have the instrumental version of that, but it's only 55 seconds so these lyrics would have to be shortened considerably.

Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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