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August 29, 2015, 01:39:13 AM |
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Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm
"Money Over Bitcoin?"
She said "No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King"
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[BTC]onFIRE
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August 29, 2015, 01:51:15 AM |
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a bitcoin faucet sprinkled bits of melted pennies.
Original^^
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[BTC]onFIRE
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August 29, 2015, 01:58:09 AM |
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Yo mama such a bad poor internet scammer, when she tried to grab a loan off bitcointalk, she received 50x what she asked for because people felt so bad
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Punggawa
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August 29, 2015, 01:59:59 AM |
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Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
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[BTC]onFIRE
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August 29, 2015, 02:00:40 AM |
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Yo mama so stupid, when she tried to rob a Bitcoin ATM, she smashed it open and asked where the cash was
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[BTC]onFIRE
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August 29, 2015, 02:03:27 AM |
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Not sure if this is said before, but I thought of this myself  Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the museum, Mona Lisa looked away |
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grandFX
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August 29, 2015, 02:07:53 AM |
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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''
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Hexcoin
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August 29, 2015, 02:09:02 AM |
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
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Hexcoin
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August 29, 2015, 02:09:57 AM |
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Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."
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Mrzinzin
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August 29, 2015, 02:10:09 AM |
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so dumb that she tried to climb mountain dew
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it
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sukamasoto
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Black Panther
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August 29, 2015, 02:34:14 AM |
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Yo mama, I love you so much but why you hate me so much ? Just because Yo papa love me so much cause you hate me so much  |
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Omikifuse
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August 29, 2015, 02:36:08 AM |
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo mama so fat she get out of the bed from ALL the sides
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
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alani123
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Leading Crypto Sports Betting & Casino Platform
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August 29, 2015, 02:51:52 AM |
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Yo mama so fat, she has to use supernova explosions to warm her fat folds during winter because them shriveling would have caused a rupture of the space-time continuum.
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Pierre11
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August 29, 2015, 02:55:41 AM |
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Yo mama so fat/dumb/ugly she was bulled hard enough she committed suicide
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syndria
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August 29, 2015, 03:20:32 AM |
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Yo mama so fat when she ride in a jeepney, 3 seats she occupied  the driver cried when she paid for only 1 seat. This is the reality  |
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TheButterZone
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RIP Mommy
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August 29, 2015, 03:26:22 AM |
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If yo on Bitcointalk and yo username ain't TheButterZone, yo mama so heartless she raised kids who won't buy TheButterZone's stuff to benefit charities for BTC. |
Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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yolanda123
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August 29, 2015, 03:30:08 AM |
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number." Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me." Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way. done done |
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thimo
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August 29, 2015, 03:51:45 AM |
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Yo mama so poor she cant afford a bitcoin.
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i can rent this1
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Kanapka
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August 29, 2015, 03:58:22 AM |
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o mama so fat that her DNA type is kfc
Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction goes the other direction
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DaddyMonsi
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Merit: 1006
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August 29, 2015, 04:48:47 AM |
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Yo mama is so stupid she insist not to upgrade to Windows 10 because she is already using a higher version which is Windows 97 |
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