Regarding dropping your computer in the toilet.... do you have a netbook or something? I'm going to take a wild guess and say the average "full size" laptop isn't going to fit in the toilet seat hole. And if you're taking a full rig into the bathroom with you, and have it precariously balanced above the toilet, in all likelihood, it would break the toilet apart whilist falling upon it, negating the effects that the almost-drowning would have caused. Or, perhaps we are discussing semantics, and you refer to your smartphone as your computer. In which case, do you know the dangers?
As a wise man once said...
When you store bitcoins on your phone, and your phone is lost, you get irritable.
When you get irritable, your work suffers.
When your work suffers, the wrong man is convicted.
When the wrong mad is convicted, he has time to think.
When he has time to think, he thinks about you, a lot.
And when he thinks about you a lot, your house explodes.
Don’t have your house explode. Get rid of bitcoins on your phone. And store them in a paper wallet.
LOL