[SELLING] My Old Dirty Wallet.dat (Serious Bidders Please)

[Maria]

Do you want to be the oldest miner in the forum? Now you have the chance the own my old wallet that mined coins back in April 2009. You must have a post count of 300+ to participate. MNW or Any of his sockpuppets such as Atlas are forbidden to participate.

Maria.

[1715439190]

1715439190

[1715439190]

1715439190

[1715439190]

1715439190

[1715439190]

1715439190

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I know you've heard this from me a many a times privately, Maria, but this will be the first time I've declare it publicly: I love you!

~Bruno~ XOXOXO

[Atlas]

I am a Matthew sockpuppet? lol

[adamstgBit]

I know you've heard this from me a many a times privately, Maria, but this will be the first time I've declare it publicly: I love you!

~Bruno~ XOXOXO

 



how many bitcoins on this wallet?
are we bidding in bitcoins?

[hamdi]

i'm gonna keep that wallets tradition and CPU mine with it.

[SgtSpike]

0.01 BTC is my bid.

[Bitcoin Oz]

Im sure they wont keep a copy of it.....

[goodlord666]

It's kinda cute how Maria's trying.

And a little sad, too.

[greyhawk]

Did this wallet.dat get into any accidents? What is it's immune status? Former partners? Is it or has it been a member of the communist party or a terrorist organization? How often do I need to water it? Is it house trained? Does it come in different colours or shapes? How long will it keep unrefridgerated?

[repentance]

It's kinda cute how Maria's trying.

Maria is, indeed, trying - very trying - but it's never been cute.

[SgtSpike]

I am a serious bidder, and would like to know when my bid will be considered/accepted/rejected?

[Raoul Duke]

0.02 BTC

[canubis]

Did this wallet.dat get into any accidents? What is it's immune status? Former partners? Is it or has it been a member of the communist party or a terrorist organization? How often do I need to water it? Is it house trained? Does it come in different colours or shapes? How long will it keep unrefridgerated?

I would also like to know this information. It is important to me and will affect whether or not I decide to place a bid. Thank you.

[SgtSpike]

0.02 BTC

0.03 BTC.

[canubis]

0.02 BTC

0.03 BTC.

.03000001 BTC.

[Raoul Duke]

0.02 BTC

0.03 BTC.

.03000001 BTC.

Let's get the lowballers out of the way. 0.05 BTC

[SgtSpike]

0.02 BTC

0.03 BTC.

.03000001 BTC.

Let's get the lowballers out of the way. 0.05 BTC

Now you're talkin!
0.10 BTC!

[Raoul Duke]

0.02 BTC

0.03 BTC.

.03000001 BTC.

Let's get the lowballers out of the way. 0.05 BTC

Now you're talkin!
0.10 BTC!

0.15 BTC

[SgtSpike]

0.02 BTC

0.03 BTC.

.03000001 BTC.

Let's get the lowballers out of the way. 0.05 BTC

Now you're talkin!
0.10 BTC!

0.15 BTC

0.175 BTC

[Raoul Duke]

0.18 BTC

[SgtSpike]

0.18 BTC

0.19 BTC

[AndrewBUD]

Nothing.. This means absolutely nothing to me.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

0.19² BTC

Maria
by Cantera

lie to me,
never tell me the truth,
it hurts to see it this way,
kiss me gently,
never caress my fears,
it is hard to dream it this way,
love me so much,
forget my past,
it is hard to start over in vain,
come with me,
to my new life,
it is stupid to pretend that I am right,
wipe your tears,
human nature makes pain,
love me until the end,
Maria,
Oh girl,
its funny how,
when our story ends,
it starts over again

[herzmeister]

0.19^2.001 BTC

[Phinnaeus Gage]

.191919^{(1.91919 + .078)} BTC (if I did the math right, this and the previous number should be different)

[AndrewBUD]

it really shows your worth on this forum,

[SgtSpike]

You guys realize that you're going backwards with the bids when you add exponents > 1 to a bid < 1?

I still have high bid then. 

[AndrewBUD]

That's probably the point... No one cares.

[goodlord666]

You guys realize that you're going backwards with the bids when you add exponents > 1 to a bid < 1?

Let's join in on the fun then!

0.191919^3

[max in montreal]

You guys realize that you're going backwards with the bids when you add exponents > 1 to a bid < 1?

I still have high bid then. 

LOL!

[notme]

0.3

[SgtSpike]

0.3

0.31

[Raoul Duke]

0.3

0.31

LOWBALLER!0.32

[SgtSpike]

0.3

0.31

LOWBALLER!0.32

THERE'S NO RULES!

*pulls off shirt*

[Phinnaeus Gage]

0.3

0.31

LOWBALLER!0.32

THERE'S NO RULES!

*pulls off shirt*

Actually there is. My sweet Maria states in the title of this thread: Serious Bidders Please.

You guys realize that you're going backwards with the bids when you add exponents > 1 to a bid < 1?

I still have high bid then. 

You're not going to believe this, but I was serious with my bid, never realizing I was going backwards. A couple decades ago I would not have made such a simple mistake. In fact, I just checked .19² and saw that you are correct. Maybe I can blame it on being blinded by Maria's beauty, but that won't work now, for I've already admitted how I erred.

Back to the bid.

0.31415926

(now Mongo high bidder) (Maria love Mongo)

[SgtSpike]

0.33?

[Raoul Duke]

FFS. This is like a penny auction...0.36

[notme]

FFS. This is like a penny auction...0.36

We have no information about what is in the wallet or when the auction ends.  What do you expect?

[jasinlee]

.3300000001

[Phinnaeus Gage]

In the spirit of Pi, I propose all future bids from this point forward should be in the form of .XXXXXXXX gleaned from some Pi generating site like http://www.piday.org/million.php. When the times comes where the bid exceeds a whole number, simply place the decimal accordingly (XX.XXXXXXXX, with always 8 digits to the right of the decimal). Everybody loves pie. My favorite is elderberry.

.33000124

[goodlord666]

Why are you interested in that wallet again?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Why are you interested in that wallet again?

I have my reasons.

~Bruno K~

[jasinlee]

.33000000000001415926535897932

[LiteBit]

10 BTC

--edit--
Guess I don't qualify to bid. Nevermind

[smoothie]

I BID 10,000 Solidcoins lol!

 

[Maria]

10 BTC

--edit--
Guess I don't qualify to bid. Nevermind

I will accept your bid.

I want to take this chance and ask the community a few questions. First question in my mind is, why people keep falling for silly scams and Ponzis? If you are going ti start a scam, put some brains into it and do it right or hire a professional such as Zhoutong to do the job for you.

Second question is, Why is it that I get treated like scammer, but when you research my post history you will find 3 important facts. Number 1 is that I am the oldest miner on the forum which means that the amount of BTC I have is ridiculous. Second fact is that I actually gave out bitcoins just for asking me questions. Third, and this is the one that I can not understand, I really want to help YOU make money and live a financially free independent life, yet nobody here seems to take that seriously. I really enjoy teaching people how to brake free from their 9 to 5 slaveshops, and putting their life and time back in their hands. My conclusion is that the bitcoin crowd I am talking to is young and immature and can not appreciate or understand the message I am trying to deliver.

In a nutshell, tired of being a broke troll? Talk to me, I can help.

Keep those bids coming people!!

Maria.

[C10H15N]

{grammarnazi}
Are you sure you would not rather help them to "break" rather than "brake" free?

grammatical correction is on the house.   
{/grammarnazi}

[jasinlee]

10 BTC

--edit--
Guess I don't qualify to bid. Nevermind

I will accept your bid.

I want to take this chance and ask the community a few questions. First question in my mind is, why people keep falling for silly scams and Ponzis? If you are going ti start a scam, put some brains into it and do it right or hire a professional such as Zhoutong to do the job for you.

Second question is, Why is it that I get treated like scammer, but when you research my post history you will find 3 important facts. Number 1 is that I am the oldest miner on the forum which means that the amount of BTC I have is ridiculous. Second fact is that I actually gave out bitcoins just for asking me questions. Third, and this is the one that I can not understand, I really want to help YOU make money and live a financially free independent life, yet nobody here seems to take that seriously. I really enjoy teaching people how to brake free from their 9 to 5 slaveshops, and putting their life and time back in their hands. My conclusion is that the bitcoin crowd I am talking to is young and immature and can not appreciate or understand the message I am trying to deliver.

In a nutshell, tired of being a broke troll? Talk to me, I can help.

Keep those bids coming people!!

Maria.

I dunno there are some pretty old people on these forums. I am almost 30, but I am sure I have seen pics of some people in their 60s on here. So you are what 70?

[salty]

... I am the oldest miner on the forum ...

I dunno there are some pretty old people on these forums. I am almost 30, but I am sure I have seen pics of some people in their 60s on here. So you are what 70?

She looks well for it though, right?

[jasinlee]

That is Aishwarya Rai, not "Maria".

[Desolator]

I bid ฿1,000,000 (1 million Thai Bhat )

[GernMiester]

10 BTC

--edit--
Guess I don't qualify to bid. Nevermind

I will accept your bid.

I want to take this chance and ask the community a few questions. First question in my mind is, why people keep falling for silly scams and Ponzis? If you are going ti start a scam, put some brains into it and do it right or hire a professional such as Zhoutong to do the job for you.

Second question is, Why is it that I get treated like scammer, but when you research my post history you will find 3 important facts. Number 1 is that I am the oldest miner on the forum which means that the amount of BTC I have is ridiculous. Second fact is that I actually gave out bitcoins just for asking me questions. Third, and this is the one that I can not understand, I really want to help YOU make money and live a financially free independent life, yet nobody here seems to take that seriously. I really enjoy teaching people how to brake free from their 9 to 5 slaveshops, and putting their life and time back in their hands. My conclusion is that the bitcoin crowd I am talking to is young and immature and can not appreciate or understand the message I am trying to deliver.

In a nutshell, tired of being a broke troll? Talk to me, I can help.

Keep those bids coming people!!

Maria.

Whatever Mark.err Maria oldest miner of the forum. LOL.. Anyway people fall for scams because they are greedy or stupid.  If they arenet stupid alreay greed makes them act stupid. Mostly STUPID though. Simple as that.

Pay me 10BTC and I will take your wallet scammer dude with a girl pic.

[LoupGaroux]

Maria-

[Note- I am doing this on my serious keyboard, so this must be treated as a serious question, and not my usual cheeky drivel...]

If one were to bid, say 25btc for this item, and then to prove that it is real, ask you to transfer ownership of it over to them, and then, and only then make payment to that same wallet, since that is the only verified proof that it is the wallet in question... wouldn't that person being paying themselves?

Trifling with matters like this is exactly how black holes get made, and Democrats get elected. Stop the insanity, and save our corner of the galaxy. Don't bid on this thing.

[SgtSpike]

Maria-

[Note- I am doing this on my serious keyboard, so this must be treated as a serious question, and not my usual cheeky drivel...]

If one were to bid, say 25btc for this item, and then to prove that it is real, ask you to transfer ownership of it over to them, and then, and only then make payment to that same wallet, since that is the only verified proof that it is the wallet in question... wouldn't that person being paying themselves?

Trifling with matters like this is exactly how black holes get made, and Democrats get elected. Stop the insanity, and save our corner of the galaxy. Don't bid on this thing.

Why would Maria ask the new owner to send payment to an address in the old wallet?  That'd be silly...

[LoupGaroux]

How else could Maria prove that this is really the wallet being offered here if the payment was not sent to it? I can gin together a bunch of letters and digits and call it an address for payment, but that would have nothing to do with selling me an actual wallet that works, and has the history that Maria references.

Besides, I was just poking sticks through the bars of the cage to get a reaction. Even if Maria has the oldest known wallet (which s/he doesn't because that would be the genesis block) there is nothing to be gained by owning it, other than the useless claim that it is the oldest. So what? It's not worth anything.

[SgtSpike]

How else could Maria prove that this is really the wallet being offered here if the payment was not sent to it? I can gin together a bunch of letters and digits and call it an address for payment, but that would have nothing to do with selling me an actual wallet that works, and has the history that Maria references.

Besides, I was just poking sticks through the bars of the cage to get a reaction. Even if Maria has the oldest known wallet (which s/he doesn't because that would be the genesis block) there is nothing to be gained by owning it, other than the useless claim that it is the oldest. So what? It's not worth anything.

Pretty easy.  Either she can sign a message from one of the private keys of the wallet, or she can send a payment from one of the addresses of the wallet.  Or, she could just not bother to prove it at all, and let the auction winner tell everyone whether it was legitimate or not.

Perhaps, perhaps not.  I happen to think that in 20 or 30 years, having access to these old private keys might be worth something to the same sort of people who collect antiques, or to a museum.  To you, they may be worth nothing.  To others, they may be worth something.

It's like saying a rare baseball card is worthless.  Well, on the face, yes it is.  But because other people are willing to pay for it, it is valuable.  And the potential gain in owning it is that someone else might come along who would be willing to pay more for it than you paid.

[caffeinewriter]

Maria, will you please, PLEASE prove the wallet is real and actually exists? Sign a message? Provide an address that does not have 0 BTC in it, then have someone send a satoshi or a bit cent and send it right back? It's that easy to prove that you own something.

EDIT: Also note how this is in off topic.

[Maria]

Ok, how about someone sends me any amount of BTC and ill send them back to you.

Loup, what it means is that I am part of the bitcoin history, like a cornerstone almost. It means that when you look at the blockchain, the early links that hold the chain together were created by me. It means many other things but myopic point of view is a myopic point of view.

Just got a bid on skype for 50 BTC!

Maria Simple.

[Raoul Duke]

Ok, how about someone sends me any amount of BTC and ill send them back to you.

Loup, what it means is that I am part of the bitcoin history, like a cornerstone almost. It means that when you look at the blockchain, the early links that hold the chain together were created by me. It means many other things but myopic point of view is a myopic point of view.

Just got a bid on skype for 50 BTC!

Maria Simple.

Sign a message with that address you said was yours on the other thread. No need to send you BTC.
The sign message menu is there for something, you know?

[caffeinewriter]

Ok, how about someone sends me any amount of BTC and ill send them back to you.

Loup, what it means is that I am part of the bitcoin history, like a cornerstone almost. It means that when you look at the blockchain, the early links that hold the chain together were created by me. It means many other things but myopic point of view is a myopic point of view.

Just got a bid on skype for 50 BTC!

Maria Simple.

First of all, provide an address XD

Second of all, you could just be saying that to jack up the price.

Third, It would be best to just sign a damned message.

Fourth, step down from your ego-maniacal narcissistic platform and realize that it's called the Bitcoin community for a reason. We're all part of Bitcoin history. Saying you're a cornerstone just cause you're an early adopter is ridiculous. The cornerstones are the developers. The cornerstones are those who always strive to contribute and advance Bitcoin. Sorry, that just irked me.

Fifth, this isn't to you Maria, I hope this discussion doesn't deteriorate into a misogynic flamefest like her other threads have.

[Maria]

I have the old satoshi client and NOWHERE it says sign message or anything similar. Do you have any other suggestion? Cheers.

[Raoul Duke]

I have the old satoshi client and NOWHERE it says sign message or anything similar. Do you have any other suggestion? Cheers.

Yes, update it.

[caffeinewriter]

Yes, update it.

I have the old satoshi client and NOWHERE it says sign message or anything similar. Do you have any other suggestion? Cheers.

See psy's message. So wait, you're telling me that you've been using an out of date, ergo vulnerable client to hold thousands upon thousands of Bitcoins?

[Maria]

1LS2BWTpXoX6vKeYy8UrYRzBUX2DLiz6pW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItdgMQCYVI

[jasinlee]

1LS2BWTpXoX6vKeYy8UrYRzBUX2DLiz6pW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItdgMQCYVI

"She" knew that song. Soooo not a girl or young.

[caffeinewriter]

1LS2BWTpXoX6vKeYy8UrYRzBUX2DLiz6pW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItdgMQCYVI

Addressed added to blockchain on November 30th, 2011. Has a zero balance. Sorry, not interested. All that went through it was 310 BTC.

And it's currently empty.

[Explodicle]

1LS2BWTpXoX6vKeYy8UrYRzBUX2DLiz6pW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItdgMQCYVI

"She" knew that song. Soooo not a girl or young.

Why do you care what's between her legs? Isn't it enough that she can't sign a message?

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she so craved recognition that she bought the wallet from a real miner in the first place. Maria - why not temporarily store a few thousand coins in your wallet first, just to reduce doubt that no one else has a copy?

[AndrewBUD]

It doesn't have thousands of coins..... IT mined 310 BTC when difficulty was incredibly low.... Geez do you ever suck...

[Explodicle]

It doesn't have thousands of coins..... IT mined 310 BTC when difficulty was incredibly low.... Geez do you ever suck...

But that's just SOME of Forex Maria's vast fortune! She knows how to make easy money fast!

[AndrewBUD]

Gays pay a lot for buttsex, I understand.

[caffeinewriter]

Could we please keep this from deteriorating like "her" last threads have? Just, no misogyny.

[Mushroomized]

Can I buy it, you give me the address, and I pay the amount to the address then?

[bbit]

Can you sign it for me    by squeezing your left nipple and squirting your name on it ....

[AndrewBUD]

Can you sign it for me    by squeezing your left nipple and squirting your name on it ....

BAHAHAHAHA    

[caffeinewriter]

Can you sign it for me    by squeezing your left nipple and squirting your name on it ....

Now THAT I would pay for.

[jasinlee]

Can you sign it for me    by squeezing your left nipple and squirting your name on it ....

Now THAT I would pay for.

I would wait for a real pic first 

[AndrewBUD]

Can you sign it for me    by squeezing your left nipple and squirting your name on it ....

Now THAT I would pay for.

I would wait for a real pic first 

end up with some gross nipple beer from a fat dude...

[caffeinewriter]

I will bid this shiny picture of a unicorn I just printed out as long as you pay shipping.

[Maria]

I have updated to the latest client and I am now able to sign the block someone suggested.

I would like to take this opportunity to auction the message with a starting bid of 10 BTC.

I will sign the block with any message you want if you WIN the auction.

example: Visit bitinstant.com for instant bitcoin exchanges or
Balance Due
              Zhoutong you motherfucker, you owe me 20,000 BTC by now. Balance due or

              A prayer
As the oldest miner of the community I wish you all, Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

Maria Claus.

[caffeinewriter]

I have updated to the latest client and I am now able to sign the block someone suggested.

I would like to take this opportunity to auction the message with a starting bid of 10 BTC.

I will sign the block with any message you want if you WIN the auction.

example: Visit bitinstant.com for instant bitcoin exchanges or
Balance Due
              Zhoutong you motherfucker, you owe me 20,000 BTC by now. Balance due or

              A prayer
As the oldest miner of the community I wish you all, Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

Maria Claus.

Oh goddamn it >.< I thought this was over and done with...

[Raoul Duke]

She wants to sign the block... 

[caffeinewriter]

She wants to sign the block... 

Only after you win, not before

[Maria]

She wants to sign the block... 

The block I am referring to is 9455 (mined April, 1, 2009).

If anybody here has mined block 9454 or less, please claim the title of:

"Bitcoin Pioneer"

"Oldest miner in the world"

"Earliest of all the early adopters"

"strongest link of the bitcoin blockchain"

If not, then this is your chance to own the oldest wallet.dat file known to the bitcoin network. Bid on the wallet.dat starts at 100 BTC.


~Maria~