https://i.imgur.com/nBy8Q.jpgTHE FIVE PILLARS OF IKBOP: These pillars represent our commitment to excellence and the core values we hold.
1. Karma: The justness of the universe.
2. Friendship: The relationships between bank and customer.
3. Ponies: That by which we cultivate our financial growth.
4. Magic: The power our friendship unleashes.
5. Honour: A commitment to serving the community.
Greetings Businessmen,
My name is Treacheroso Von Pahnzi III and I have been appointed Chief Executive Officer of a new and exciting bank by Bank Manager and Owner Twilight Sparkle and I am now seeking additional investors via this forum. Here is some information about our banking business.
Pony Karma Guarantee
The Pony Karma Gurantee is a type of karma based insurance. Friendship is the key to magic and not paying off your debt is a quick way to lose your friends and your magic, this means our bank will have motivation to avoid such behavior. Pony Karma Bank is not at all based on simple trust. We are insured both by magic and by sound investment. In addition, every potential investor is required to undergo a karmic interview to guarantee it is wise to enter into a business relationship with them.
Many other karmic banks hide the type of investments they are involved with, but with Pony Karma Bank we are very clear about our business: Ponies.
Ponies have over the years proven to be a very positive investment for many individuals. Pony Karma Bank invests in ponies in places such as:
Belmont and Saratoga Springs, New York
Arlington Heights, Illinois
East Rutherford, New Jersey
Hallandale Beach, Florida
Louisville, Kentucky
And many others with a tested system that guarantees return.
Interest chart:
We don't need one. The investment is simple: 10% payoff weekly, every Monday.
Currently invested: 2850 BTC
Available duration: Weekly, Monthly
AND THERE'S MORE!
https://i.imgur.com/Wwofp.jpgStarting now, a free gift with every new account! A toaster may seem a cliche gift for a bank, but this is no ordinary toaster. This is the best toaster in the world. This is what Bitcoin Karmic banking is all about. It is the next financial evolution, everything is bigger and better here.
In addition to pony investments at various locations, the bank manager Twilight Sparkle is perusing a career as a great artist and investments go towards this effort. Here is Twilight Sparkle's latest great work as a sample of the brilliance that is available:
It is a representation of "Madonna and Child", a recurring theme among the classical artists of Catholic and Eastern Orthodox communities.
https://i.imgur.com/N4OMs.jpgThis particular example was styled after
"Madonna of Humility" by Italian artist Lorenzo Monaco and as Twilight Sparkle has explained to me it is the greatest work of art of the 21st century so far.
We are planning to hold an international art show in several months to sell Twilight's paintings and make us all quite a bit of money. Our plan is to rent Musée du Louvre in Paris. Any donations or investments towards this goal are welcome.
We are now open for business. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to post in this thread. If you would like to invest, please contact me directly:
treacheroso@gmail.com Bank Manager/Majority Owner: Twlight Sparkle
Chief Executive Officer: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi III
Chief of Security: capn noe
Head Teller:
repentenceStill seeking Head Teller and assistant bank tellers to help handle customer service. Also seeking Bitcoin celebrity endorser for advertisements.
