International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly!

[Buffer Overflow]

I thought Dank Bank was a joke scam. Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.

Yes, a scam

Thought so. Thank you for your honesty Dank.

[Treacheroso Von Pahnzi]

What's the transaction ID's of these claimed Monday payments please?

For the safety and security of our clients, detailed IKBOP financial information is only provided to those who have passed the karmic interview process.  Serious potential investors who have passed the interview can review these records prior to making any financial commitment to the bank as a further illustration of our honest and trustworthy nature.

Hello, Mr. Von Pahnzi,

I am interested in a karmic interview.  I have sent you an e-mail.

I have forwarded your information so the process may begin.

I thought Dank Bank was a joke scam. Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.

Yes, a scam

Thought so. Thank you for your honesty Dank.

Please do not harass my good fellow karmic businessman Mr. Dank.  Both of our proud financial institutions are cornerstones of honesty and good dealings in the community, unlike the many failed non-Karmic institutions which litter in ruin the economic landscape.

[Buffer Overflow]

For the safety and security of our clients, detailed IKBOP financial information is only provided to those who have passed the karmic interview process.  Serious potential investors who have passed the interview can review these records prior to making any financial commitment to the bank as a further illustration of our honest and trustworthy nature.

Don't worry bitcoin addresses won't reveal your clients. Perfectly safe.

Now I'll ask again. Can we have the block chain transaction ID's please of last Mondays payments. No excuses this time.

[Treacheroso Von Pahnzi]

Now I'll ask again. Can we have the block chain transaction ID's please of last Mondays payments.

Good sir, repeating your question will not change the answer.  I am happy to provide you with the information you have requested as soon as you pass a karmic interview. 

[Buffer Overflow]

Good sir, repeating your question will not change the answer.  I am happy to provide you with the information you have requested as soon as you pass a karmic interview. 

Translation: "I can't give out any transaction ID's because they don't exist."

LOL 

[Treacheroso Von Pahnzi]

Good sir, I have just told you exactly how to obtain the information you are seeking.  You are discussing this matter in bad faith.

[Buffer Overflow]

Good sir, I have just told you exactly how to obtain the information you are seeking.  You are discussing this matter in bad faith.

Don't fancy one of your brainwashing sessions thanks.

LOL 

[greyhawk]

Good sir, I have just told you exactly how to obtain the information you are seeking.  You are discussing this matter in bad faith.

Don't fancy one of your brainwashing sessions thanks.

LOL 

Please don't denigrate Professor Teacherorso's interview process as a brainwashing session. I have independently audited his sessions and can confirm that interviewees still have naughty thoughts after the process, which confirms no washing of the brain whatsoever took place. The interview simply confirms if the interviewee will act upon these naughty thoughts to determine the interviewees karmic status.

[Treacheroso Von Pahnzi]

Another Monday, another 10% to all of our fine investors.  The sayers of neigh will be quiet today!

[underminer]

Very interested in investing, please pm me for karmic interview process initiation!

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emailed 11-6-2012

[Treacheroso Von Pahnzi]

E-Mail Treacheroso@gmail.com and I will pass your information along to our karmic accounting department, good sir!

[underminer]

Never did hear back from treach after filling out initial survey.

[underminer]

I was really hoping for the toaster.... 

[Akka]

I fear they may have stolen the karma I had deposited with them

And there goes my retire on good deeds plan. How much good deeds will I have to do now until I have all this Karma back?

[greyhawk]

I am sure Space Emperor Tre'ac4e-r0so is on a higher plain of existence now on board the GSS Satoshi.

[AndrewBUD]

Hey wtf.. I did my interview and you ignore me... I guess my answers revealed that I should be president of this "Bank"

[teflone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p6LVZFLSfw